Prayer Warriors Standing By
The Televisionary Oracle presents
ARGUMENTS WITH GOD!
Our trained Prayer Warriors are standing by, ready to study the protests and
complaints you desperately want God to hear. Send your mad, rebellious,
poignant, ingenious appeals and benedictions to us now!
Be assured that our Prayer Warriors have not only received extensive training
in the language of God-- they have pull with the Supreme Being Herself!
That's right! Every one of our Prayer Warriors has been on speaking terms with
God for at least 10,000 years (over the course of many incarnations, of
course)! And now YOU can have them working on your behalf!
The trained professionals at ARGUMENTS WITH GOD! will study your pleas and
telepathically relay them to God from the profound depths of their
meditations -- in the most eloquent possible language -- within 72 hours!
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