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16.02.04, 07:52
Mam nadziej ze nikt z Was nie dostal takich zyczen a takze nie mial powodu
pisac takich zyczen.
Tlumaczenie nastapi dla tych co beda chcieli.
Szczerego smiechu zycze.

>
>THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
> >
> > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > But I only slept with you cause I was pissed.
> > *************************
> > I thought that I could love no other
> > Until, that is, I met your brother.
> > **************************
> > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you.
> > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty
> > and so is your head.
> > **************************
> > Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > If only you could hide your face.
> > ****************************
> > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> > This describes everything you are not.
> > ******************************
> > I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
> > *******************************
> > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> > ************************************
> > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > Marrying you screwed up my life.
> > ************************************
> > I see your face when I am dreaming.
> > That's why I always wake up screaming.
> > ***************************************
> > My love, you take my breath away.
> > What have you stepped in to smell this way
> > ****************************************>
> > My feelings for you no words can tell,
> > Except for maybe "go to hell."
> > *****************************************
> > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > Two parts vodka, one part lime.
--
Ozpol
I po co ???
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  • jutka1 16.02.04, 08:02
    hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
    dobre :)))))))))))))))))

    tenks, Oz ;)
    --
    Wasza Muszka-Petunia-Jutunia
    pis end hepines

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