TYPES OF EGYPTIAN MEN:
*THE PATHETIC PRETENDER*
All men are pretenders. They usually show a face which hides its total opposite.
They can't show their true colors, cause they are too weak to do so. Their
inflated egos are another reason why they are never straight. They simply can't
take rejection. That's why they would go round and round before they express
their interest in you. They just can't handle it if you say Thanks, not
interested. They take it as a personal insult. How dare you reject him? That's
why they just keep wasting time, and when things don't work, they come up with
all the pathetic excuses to ease their ballooned egos! Poor Bastards!
*THE LOUSY ACTOR*
He plays the most horrible romantic roles while his eyes are on the prize. If
you are still as naïve as to think that there is really a romantic guy, like
those you see in movies, then I'm sorry to break the news. Just as there is no
Santa, there is no such a man. I happened to be buying some stationary on
Valentine's Day when I met a guy who is so full of himself. He just stepped in
and said to the vendor, I want something nice, beautifully wrapped and doesn't
exceed 20 EGP! He then moved on to talk to his friend, and whenever the vendor
called on him to ask his opinion about an item she holds in her hands, he just
waves to her and says Anything, anything. And to complete my amusement, his poor
girlfriend called while he stood right in front of me. They seemed to be
confirming their Valentine's date, and he just kept pouring words of how he
can't wait to meet her and how special she is. Yeah, hell..
*THE MENTALLY RETARDED*
I said all men are pretenders; I don't have to repeat it on every line. Those
cavemen who hold the brains of their great great great grandfathers are usually
the ones who keep talking about daring subjects and radical thoughts. They will
take about women rights and how girls are misunderstood, bla bla bla.. Only so
you wake up on the ugly reality: he is mentally sick! He wants to believe that
he has his own personality, but he is empty, just parroting stuff that he knows
would appeal to a stylish girl. As things develop he will won't stop giving you
one cultural shock after another. Black comedy!
*THE FEATHERLESS PEACOCK*
Oh, the guy who fell in love with himself, therefore he has no room for anyone
else. He just thinks that he's God's gift to the world. However, you'll shortly
find out that this peacock has no feathers. His personality is as lacking as his
mind. He might look handsome, be popular, athletic, funny, but with no brain.
Just a useless bird which can't even fly!
*THE KNOW-IT-ALL*
Many of you have seen him. A talking machine about almost every topic that
anyone can think of, he will never stop proving that he is Mr. Know-it-all. And
therefore he imposes his views, decides for you, criticizes your actions and
thoughts, interrupts your conversations, makes fun of your ideas, undermines
your success, and would never admit you were right about anything. He constantly
feels he is in a competition with you before anybody else. He will do anything
to make you live in his shadow, and will give you no chance to speak up your
mind. He is scared whenever you show any sign of intellectual freedom or
independence, cause he wants to be your one and only reference. He is never sick
of giving advice which he takes for granted that you must follow. Ugh, what a
pain in the ***!
*THE BORING STALKER*
Most guys will bore you to death after the first few dates. After the talk about
themselves is over (which they do persistently and quickly to satisfy their
egos) they will just keep talking about anything. Yeah, those who say girls are
talkative try to see a man on a date. I bet you to catch a glimpse of the girl
talking. The talking won't stop by the end of the date. No, no, it just keeps
getting worse. Phone stalking.. Good morning calls, good afternoon calls, good
evening calls, good night calls, how do you do calls, did you reach your home
calls, what are you doing now calls. Calls, calls, calls.. Endless calls.. And
even more calls.. SMSs all day long.. He will keep stalking you all day in this
way. He feels that if he leaves you for one hour, you might have time with
yourself when you will think and maybe evaluate the relationship. So, he has to
distract you all the time. He wants to make your whole day revolve around him,
in the hope to make you addicted. Then if there is a day when one of the 1000
calls didn't arrive you will go insane, and that's how he can cut you off the
drug as punishment whenever he wants. Who needs this for God's sake?
*THE PERVERTED PREACHER*
The double-faced serpent, who will preach about morals and values while he
enjoys himself in the dark.. He is mostly the one looking for a serious
relationship. He will use a serious voice tone, talk about religion, about his
dream of a happy family, about how disciplined he is. This is a type that is
very common nowadays, especially with most girls now being veiled. He thus gains
her trust and then demand further things: no male friends, no female friends
whom he thinks aren't good enough, no going out without his permission (Yeah, he
plays the role of her father), no clothes that are tight, (I even heard an
incident which included no internet!) and on goes the list of orders. If she
shows to be obedient, he might be generous enough to make her Mrs. Perverted
Preacher. This poor girl will only find out about his other life too late.
*THE LOSER*
He never attends his classes, never reads a book, never reads a newspaper, never
talks about anything of subject, and never intends to do anything serious with
his life. He's the dandy cool guy, who throws tomorrow behind his back. He will
switch from one girl to another just to pass the time. If a serious girl ever
decides to have a relationship with him, he will have absolutely nothing to
offer her but disappointment. You can never ask him about the future. The word
"plan" doesn't exist in his dictionary. And time is of no value. He just wants
to have fun (as opposed to Cindy Lowper's famous song). You will be gloomy if
you keep reminding him of his failures. He will never change. And if you marry
him, get ready to afford for him and raise him up with your children. He will
never grow up and no matter how old he gets, he will continue to be an
irresponsible kid. With the number of losers increasing, a lot of recently
married couples depend on the wife as the bread earner.
*THE THIEF*
Today's thieves won't snatch your purse, they will try to date you instead. It
is amazing how many couples I know in which the girl allows herself to be robbed
by her boyfriend! She will pay the bills at the cafes, buy cinema tickets, get
his mobile recharge cards, lend him cash, buy him clothes, gets him presents …
etc. Sorry girls, but your boyfriends are only thieves! To avoid this early
enough never date a guy who is socially beneath you in first place. Watch out
for any signs of miserly behavior. If he takes you to cheap places, orders the
cheapest items on the menu, rings you to call him back, use his work phone to
call you during the day and avoids evening calls, makes up excuses for not
attending events or buying presents... etc. Never offer to pay a bill in full.
Never buy him expensive gifts. Never ever give him your credit card!
A Combination of Two or More of the Previous Types
Thought it was bad enough so far? No, it just keeps getting worse!
As you can see, it is like a cat searching for dinner in a trash can. Whatever
she ends up with, is still trash!
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