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03.01.06, 13:29
Joanna Pacula?
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  • ejmarkow 03.01.06, 20:38
    I consider my two voluptuous lady farmer neighbors to be much nicer than Joanna
    Pacula or any other female Pole. They don't even where makeup...they are just
    pure sexy, and wear no bra under their t-shirts...that's a typical Polish farm
    woman for you! Especially here in the sticks located in the middle of
    nowhere! smile What can I say, I'm left at their mercy!
  • kylie1 03.01.06, 21:35
    Aren't you lucky...aren't they special? - healthy, natural, just the way God
    made them..
    smile
  • ianek70 04.01.06, 11:33
    kylie1 napisała:

    > Aren't you lucky...aren't they special? - healthy, natural, just the way God
    > made them..
    > smile

    God made women braless?
    =-)
  • kylie1 04.01.06, 21:11
    Aha.
    If God equipps her with a bra size 44DD (anything more than a mouthful is too
    much...isn't that what you guys say?), she might want a plastic surgery and a
    reduction to size 34A. But another one with a 34AA bra might think that's
    devine planning gone totally wrong and she would ask for implants. She doesn't
    want to live with raisins on a breadboard for the rest of her life!
    You know you can't make a woman happy.
    It's best to leave us braless when we are "hatched".

    smile


  • ianek70 05.01.06, 10:06
    kylie1 napisała:

    > Aha.
    > If God equipps her with a bra size 44DD (anything more than a mouthful is too
    > much...isn't that what you guys say?),

    Some folk say any more than a handful is a waste, but they're wrong. Very, very
    wrong.
    As a rough guide:
    If they're not comfortable to rest your head on, then they're too wee.
    If you can lose things between them, then they're too big.

    > she might want a plastic surgery and a
    > reduction to size 34A. But another one with a 34AA bra might think that's
    > devine planning gone totally wrong and she would ask for implants. She
    doesn't
    > want to live with raisins on a breadboard for the rest of her life!
    > You know you can't make a woman happy.
    > It's best to leave us braless when we are "hatched".

    Hmm, this sounds like girly talk.
    According to doctors, if you can stand up straight, stick pencils under them
    and they (the pencils, not the doctors) don't fall out, then you should wear a
    bra. This will depend not only on size, but also on firmness, shape and the
    level of gravity where you live.
    Doctors, you see, are clever smile
  • bob75rob1 05.01.06, 11:28
    I think I learnt something new today. First of all, the size recognation:

    ianek70 napisał:
    > As a rough guide:
    > If they're not comfortable to rest your head on, then they're too wee.
    > If you can lose things between them, then they're too big.

    secondly:

    > According to doctors, if you can stand up straight, stick pencils under them
    > and they (the pencils, not the doctors) don't fall out, then you should wear
    a
    > bra. This will depend not only on size, but also on firmness, shape and the
    > level of gravity where you live.
    > Doctors, you see, are clever smile

    I do agree with most of it but some breasts look better when wearing a bra.
    Especially those teeny weeny & shapeless ones. Being a woman I can imagine that
    seeing a nipple underneath a T-shirt could be extremely exciting but sizeable
    nipples should be covered.


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  • ianek70 05.01.06, 11:43
    bob75rob1 napisała:

    > I do agree with most of it but some breasts look better when wearing a bra.
    > Especially those teeny weeny & shapeless ones. Being a woman I can imagine
    that
    >
    > seeing a nipple underneath a T-shirt could be extremely exciting but sizeable
    > nipples should be covered.

    Well, I'm not an expert on nipples, but doctors say that if you can hang a coat
    on it, you should wear a jumper. Or stop playing with it.
  • bob75rob1 05.01.06, 12:00
    OK, I need to stop laughing otherwise my boss will be suspicious. You know
    what, I'm wearing a jumper today but fortunately it has nothing to do with
    theory.
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  • ianek70 05.01.06, 13:16
    bob75rob1 napisała:

    > I'm wearing a jumper today but fortunately it has nothing to do with
    > theory.

    That's good to hear. Well, I don't mean, hmm...
    Look! It's stopped snowing!
  • waldek1610 05.01.06, 12:55
    This is silly question. Every other polish lady has a nice pair...Besided as
    Poles like to put it; "Cycki to cycki".

    I especially like those belonging to farm women who milk cows. Lots of so
    called modern woman/city dwellers are way to skiny and slender....Why would I
    want a women that looks like a crane..its always nice to have abudance of nice
    feminine body to love....
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  • varsovian 05.01.06, 17:03
    All those posts made me breathless.
    Is it hot in here all of a sudden, or is it just me?
  • bartis_ervin 05.01.06, 17:06

    You see what you've started??!! smile

    Ervin

    Thebartiski.blogspot.com
  • waldek1610 06.01.06, 07:06
    varsovian napisał:

    > All those posts made me breathless.
    > Is it hot in here all of a sudden, or is it just me?


    Why don't you find a nice polish lady for yourself? There's plenty of pretty
    and hot girls in Poland...
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  • kylie1 06.01.06, 00:34
    > want a women that looks like a crane..its always nice to have abudance of
    nice
    > feminine body to love....


    Well, I can see your point.It makes sense but THAT'S a guy talk. See, it really
    doesn't matter to us what you guys think. We either like our bodies or we don't
    and the truth is that what YOU think does not really matter a heck of a lot.

    Case in point:

    If a husband says to his wife " Sweetie, your breats are absoluetly perfect. I
    love them and I would NOT change a thing", a wifie will say: " You just say
    that cause you don't want to hurt my feelings! I know what happens when you're
    gawking at all those NFL cheerleaders every Sunday! Don't tell me my titties
    are perfect. You KNOW they are not!!!" ( sob, sob, sob...)

    > I especially like those belonging to farm women who milk cows.

    How about a trip to Siemiechow? I think Eugene would be more than happy to get
    you in touch with a handful of a woman, a true delight in tattas and buttocks

    smile
  • waldek1610 06.01.06, 07:03
    kylie1 napisała:

    > > want a women that looks like a crane..its always nice to have abudance of
    >
    > nice
    > > feminine body to love....
    >
    >
    > Well, I can see your point.It makes sense but THAT'S a guy talk. See, it
    really
    >
    > doesn't matter to us what you guys think. We either like our bodies or we
    don't
    >
    > and the truth is that what YOU think does not really matter a heck of a lot.

    Are you suggesting you just happended to have small titties and rather slender
    figure? That's fine, but I have to admit I prefer more "developed" woman..

    > Case in point:
    >
    > If a husband says to his wife " Sweetie, your breats are absoluetly perfect.
    I
    > love them and I would NOT change a thing", a wifie will say: " You just say
    > that cause you don't want to hurt my feelings! I know what happens when
    you're
    > gawking at all those NFL cheerleaders every Sunday! Don't tell me my titties
    > are perfect. You KNOW they are not!!!" ( sob, sob, sob...)
    >
    > > I especially like those belonging to farm women who milk cows.
    >
    > How about a trip to Siemiechow? I think Eugene would be more than happy to
    get
    > you in touch with a handful of a woman, a true delight in tattas and buttocks
    >
    > smile

    There's nothing better than a red or blond girl with big breasts and a silly
    smille...Love them all.

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  • kylie1 06.01.06, 07:25
    > Are you suggesting you just happended to have small titties and rather
    slender
    > figure? That's fine, but I have to admit I prefer more "developed" woman..
    >


    Waldek, you watch it!
    No, I wasn't suggesting anything in regards to myself. I was just stating that
    certain women will never be happy with what they've got, no matter what their
    husband/boyfriend tells them.

    > There's nothing better than a red or blond girl with big breasts and a silly
    > smille...Love them all.

    Bless your heart! After all, beauty is in the eye of the be-hold-HER.

    smile

  • waldek1610 06.01.06, 10:25
    kylie1 napisała:

    > > Are you suggesting you just happended to have small titties and rather
    > slender
    > > figure? That's fine, but I have to admit I prefer more "developed" woman.
    > .
    > >
    >
    >
    > Waldek, you watch it!
    > No, I wasn't suggesting anything in regards to myself. I was just stating
    that
    > certain women will never be happy with what they've got, no matter what their
    > husband/boyfriend tells them.

    Ok, but you really sounded so defensive. Either way wheather you're slender or
    on a "chubby side" you still got that sexy british accent.. That alone must be
    a major turn on for eastern man you meet. Again, I'm not suggesting anything,
    simply implying that such posibility...
    >
    > > There's nothing better than a red or blond girl with big breasts and a
    > > silly smille...Love them all.
    >
    > Bless your heart! After all, beauty is in the eye of the be-hold-HER.
    > smile
    >

    Oh, I'm glad we had that clearified smile

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  • ejmarkow 06.01.06, 17:44
    Waldek, my two farmer neighbors are in fact skinny and slender, and with nice
    small breasts and the most sensuous nipples you can imagine! Make the trip! I
    once had this conversation with my fellow male neighbors here, whether they
    admire nipples or not. It's amazing how many different preferences there are. I
    do like them though. I apologize for sounding smutty but nature did give us
    hormones. smile
  • ianek70 06.01.06, 10:52
    My own beloved is obviously the greatest, but there are so many other beautiful
    (and talented/clever/whatever) Polish women that we'd need to categorise them.
    Tall women, sports stars, brunettes, Joannas, over 40s, women I work with,
    actresses from crap soap operas, bad singers, etc.
    I'll have to think about it.
  • varsovian 06.01.06, 12:26
    ianek70 napisał:

    > My own beloved is obviously the greatest, but there are so many other
    beautiful
    >
    > (and talented/clever/whatever) Polish women that we'd need to categorise them.
    > Tall women, sports stars, brunettes, Joannas, over 40s, women I work with,
    > actresses from crap soap operas, bad singers, etc.
    > I'll have to think about it.

    Careful with that bit on "women I work with" ...
    Mind you, I was once in a staff kitchen at Era headquarters when a group of
    receptionists had an unofficial meeting to discuss things. As Era hires
    receptionists basically on beauty the effect of this concentrated womanhood was
    so great I simply couldn't eat my kanapki. Dry mouth, constricted air passages,
    the lot! Or perhaps it was the uniforms??
  • ianek70 06.01.06, 12:43
    varsovian napisał:

    > Mind you, I was once in a staff kitchen at Era headquarters when a group of
    > receptionists had an unofficial meeting to discuss things. As Era hires
    > receptionists basically on beauty the effect of this concentrated womanhood
    was
    >
    > so great I simply couldn't eat my kanapki. Dry mouth, constricted air
    passages,
    >
    > the lot! Or perhaps it was the uniforms??

    Two mornings a week I have to report into a certain big shiny office block,
    where they're a bit more demanding about their receptionists - beauty isn't
    enough, they have to look good in the uniform and they're trained to lean
    forward in a certain way that shows off their cleavage smile
    I don't know about the constricted air passages and stuff (sounds a bit kinky)
    but I tend to get an enormous stauner.
  • missus.c 10.01.06, 16:35
    okaaaaaaaaay
    well according to that fab and most glamorous magazine VIVA it seems that
    Joanna Brodzik is the fave at the mo, no? Or maybe Malgorzata Kozuchowska ?

    And what about all those lanky polish models like Karolina Malinowska and
    Agnieszka Maciag?

    And then there is Danuta Stenka - classsmile

    And Anna Mucha seems to be a favourite too although I can't understand
    why...not forgetting Doda and Mandaryna wink

  • usenetposts 10.01.06, 22:12
    missus.c napisała:

    > okaaaaaaaaay
    > well according to that fab and most glamorous magazine VIVA it seems that
    > Joanna Brodzik is the fave at the mo, no? Or maybe Malgorzata Kozuchowska ?
    >
    > And what about all those lanky polish models like Karolina Malinowska and
    > Agnieszka Maciag?
    >
    > And then there is Danuta Stenka - classsmile
    >
    > And Anna Mucha seems to be a favourite too although I can't understand
    > why...not forgetting Doda and Mandaryna wink
    >

    I will say this, I took a good look at that new face Katarzyna Cichopek, and I
    have to say she's got what it takes.

    I could write a very long list of Polish female faces I could happily sit and
    watch all evening.

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  • missus.c 10.01.06, 22:33
    go on thensmile))
  • usenetposts 11.01.06, 00:24
    What we could have is a little Polish celebrity "hot or not" right here in the
    group - for those who don't know what that is, see www.hotornot.com .

    People could give a link to a picture of a Polish celeb, and all the members of
    the opposite sex in the group could vote on a 1-10 basis like on the website.

    I dunno if that would work, but it might be a fun idea.

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  • ianek70 11.01.06, 00:41
    usenetposts napisał:

    > What we could have is a little Polish celebrity "hot or not" right here in
    the
    > group - for those who don't know what that is, see www.hotornot.com .

    There's a fluffy non-sexual version on:
    kittenwar.com
    > People could give a link to a picture of a Polish celeb, and all the members
    of
    >
    > the opposite sex in the group could vote on a 1-10 basis like on the website.
    >
    > I dunno if that would work, but it might be a fun idea.

    All the good pics of Joanna Brodzik are on sites you have to pay for, so here's
    Tatiana Okupnik:
    www.vipnews.pl/!__octopus_back/_sm_datamanager/_data/_files/img_b/01/47/60_file.jpg

  • usenetposts 11.01.06, 22:56
    ianek70 napisał:

    .
    >
    > All the good pics of Joanna Brodzik are on sites you have to pay for, so
    here's
    >
    > Tatiana Okupnik:
    > www.vipnews.pl/!
    __octopus_back/_sm_datamanager/_data/_files/img_b/01/47/60_file.jpg
    >

    7.

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  • usenetposts 17.01.06, 11:10
    ianek70 napisał:

    > www.panmaciek.friko.pl/MalgorzataLewinskaSasiedzy/MalgorzataLewinska09.JPG
    >
    > This one moves:
    > gdynia.mm.pl/~laonda/Renata_Dancewicz-Diabelska_Edukacja.avi

    I couldn't get either of those two links to work.

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  • missus.c 18.01.06, 00:07
    You guys sound really hungry! smile))
  • usenetposts 17.01.06, 11:09
    ianek70 napisał:

    > www.aq123.celebs.pl/archiwum/hanna_smoktunowicz6.JPG
    > www.aq123.celebs.pl/archiwum/renata_gabryjelska_zlotopolscy066.JPG
    > smile

    Very nice.
    They'd give Sophia Loren a run for her money, goodness gracious me.


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  • ms.jones 16.01.06, 16:46
    >Anna Popek, who I think is a wee sweetie, although apparently she's really
    >old

    In her forties? Practically an OAP wink
  • ianek70 16.01.06, 17:07
    ms.jones napisała:

    > In her forties?

    Great. Tell everybody and destroy my fragile teenage self-confidence with your
    evil mockery.
  • ms.jones 16.01.06, 18:12
    Ianek, I already have one real teenage boy at home, complete with a suitably
    fragile ego. Don't you give me a hard time.

    She's probably in her thirties. A woman in her prime. smile
  • usenetposts 17.01.06, 11:29
    ms.jones napisała:

    > Ianek, I already have one real teenage boy at home, complete with a suitably
    > fragile ego. Don't you give me a hard time.
    >
    > She's probably in her thirties. A woman in her prime. smile

    For someone who is old but still very attractive, try Gabriela Kownacka or
    Maria Pakulnis.

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  • bob75rob1 11.01.06, 10:31
    Was it taken at "M jak miłość"? I can't believe my eyes!
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  • missus.c 11.01.06, 12:09
    yuck! Get a push-up woman!
  • ianek70 11.01.06, 13:21
    missus.c napisała:

    > yuck! Get a push-up woman!

    What's a push-up woman?
    Is it like a blow-up woman?
  • missus.c 11.01.06, 13:24
    I do apologise Ian, I forgot the "," smile))))
    But a 'push up woman' sounds like an interesting business smile
  • usenetposts 11.01.06, 23:00
    ianek70 napisał:

    > missus.c napisała:
    >
    > > yuck! Get a push-up woman!
    >
    > What's a push-up woman?
    > Is it like a blow-up woman?

    Sounds like a blow up woman after the air has all leaked out, and you're just
    left doing push-ups in mid air.

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  • missus.c 11.01.06, 23:56
    you must be joking! that sunbed queen with pancakes for titties ?!?!??!
    another one in need of a push up smile)
  • russh 12.01.06, 07:24
    Strange, but I've always reckoned, since watching Miss World etc., and never
    agreeing on the eventual winner, that you see better looking women on the street
    everyday in just about every country.

    I still hold to the view.
  • missus.c 12.01.06, 11:28
    Miss World is a fake anyway, I think.

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