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IP: * 11.04.05, 12:06
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  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 12:07
    In a suburb of Houston in February, a 16-year-old boy was charged with
    shooting his father, Jacob Hughes, 43, because he mistakenly believed Dad was
    beating up Mom. However (according to KPRC-TV), sheriff's deputies, after
    investigating the alleged domestic abuse, said that the couple were merely
    having robust sex, during which the mother apparently got really loud, which
    awakened and frightened the boy and his younger brother. [KPRC-TV (Houston),
  • Gość: dobry wujek IP: * 11.04.05, 17:59
    Mieszkający na przedmieściach Houston 16 latek został w lutym oskarżony o
    zastrzelenie swojego ojca, Jacoba Hughesa (43), ponieważ pomyłkowo uznał, że
    tata bije mamę. Jednak (jak podaje KPRC-TV), zastępcy szeryfa po zbadaniu
    sprawy domniemanej przemocy rodzinnej, orzekli że rodzice odbywali ostry
    stosunek seksualny, podczas którego matka zachowywała się widocznie bardzo
    głośno, co obudziło i przestraszyło chłopca i jego młodszego brata. [KPRC-TV
    (Houston) 11-2-05]
  • Gość: IP: * 26.04.05, 23:08
    seks może być niebezpieczny dla Ciebie i Twojego otoczenia!
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 12:08
    After several incidents of teacher-student sex in Florida, it was almost a
    relief in January that Perry, Fla., teacher Natalie Whalen, 58, was accused
    only of biting a student (who had tried to take a CD player from her desk) or
    that, in February, Orlando high school chemistry teacher David Pieski, 42, was
    accused only of teaching his class how to make a bomb. But the crisis returned
    in March when a man revealed in a divorce deposition that not only had he had
    trysts with his son's Boynton Beach elementary school music teacher, Carol
    Flannigan, but so had the son. [Tallahassee Democrat-AP, 1-29-05] [CNN-AP,
    2-16-05] [Boca Raton News, 3-5-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 12:54
    The Transportation Security Administration removed a screener from Newark
    Liberty International Airport in February, and scheduled retraining, after a
    passenger reported that she had inadvertently been allowed to pass a checkpoint
    with a butcher knife in her purse. The passenger, Katrina Bell, 27, was not
    charged with a crime because she had merely forgotten about the knife, having
    put it there earlier in the week before heading out on a "blind date." [CNN-AP,
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 12:56
    YMCA - Young Male Christian Association (nota bene)

    The executive director of Chicago's New City YMCA was fired in December
    following a major scheduling snafu. The facility's pool had been reserved for a
    kids' swim meet beginning on a Sunday morning at 7 a.m., but the facility had
    also been reserved (for Saturday overnight, until 8 a.m. Sunday) for a ball and
    fashion show for transsexuals. Parents arriving with their kids had to pass
    gaudily dressed men on their way to the locker rooms and allegedly found the
    floors littered with cigarette butts and condoms. [Chicago Sun-Times, 12-20-04]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 12:57
    Dallas artist James Sooy, 22, weary of his eyeglasses constantly slipping down
    his nose, had a practical piercing done in December, inserting a bar through the
    upper bridge of his nose and having his prescription lenses affixed to it. Sooy
    seemed to believe there was money to be made with the idea, but an optometrist
    interviewed by the Houston Chronicle said prescriptions would be harder to
    adjust "if you have a hole in your face," and a Houston body-modification
    technician said work like Sooy's would require a longer-than-normal healing
    time. [Houston Chronicle, 2-23-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 12:58
    Matthew Porter, 25, was arrested on the Bear Creek Park Frisbee Golf Course in
    the Dallas suburb of Grapevine, Texas, in February, and charged with possession
    of marijuana after a police officer said he smelled dope in a group of men that
    included Porter. Porter had no marijuana on him at the time, but while the
    officer was checking the men's identification, Porter's Labrador retriever,
    J.D., emerged from an adjacent pond, apparently having obediently (though
    unwisely) "fetched" a plastic bag containing 4 grams of marijuana. [Fort Worth
    Star-Telegram, 2-15-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 12:59
    Another baseball fan sued after being hit by a foul ball that he allegedly first
    tried to catch (this time being Elkins Park, Pa., dentist Neil Pakett's lawsuit
    against the Philadelphia Phillies, in February). And the U.S. Forest Service
    again exercised its brand-new authority to send a bill to a person who started a
    major fire (this time the 2003 fire in California's Mendocino National Forest,
    for which Jason Hoskey, 26, was asked in February to please cover the
    firefighting cost of $18.2 million). And once again, a plane crashed into a
    cemetery, strewing bodies among the graves (this time killing two at the St.
    Lawrence Cemetery, Knottsville, Ky., in December). [Los Angeles Times-AP,
    2-4-05] [MSNBC-AP, 2-25-05] [WKYT-TV (Lexington, Ky.)-AP, 1-2-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:03
    Porchia Bennett of Philadelphia was last visited by her father, Lester Trapp,
    when she was 1, then virtually abandoned by her drug-addicted mother, Tiffany
    Bennett, at age 2, to fall to the custody of Tiffany's drug-addicted sister and
    the sister's boyfriend, who lived in rat-infested squalor and who are now
    charged with killing Porchia at age 3 through starvation and physical abuse. In
    February, Trapp and his parents filed a lawsuit against the city of Philadelphia
    for failing to protect Porchia (with Tiffany also entitled to share the proceeds
    as Porchia's "beneficiary"). [Philadelphia Daily News, 2-25-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:07
    A February report from the White House's Office of Management and Budget (OMB),
    grading federal departments and agencies on five administrative performance
    criteria, concluded that the second-worst-performing agency was OMB. [University
    of Wisconsin Oshkosh Advance-Titan, 2-16-05] [Washington Post, 2-8-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:09
    According to Transportation Security Administration officials, New Jersey
    psychiatrist Esha Khoshnu, in a stopover in Phoenix en route to a professional
    meeting in San Diego in February, got "mouthy and snippy" with Mesa Airlines
    agents who wanted to examine her luggage, reportedly saying, "(Even if) I had a
    bomb, you wouldn't find it." Agents, following TSA protocol, detained her,
    causing her to miss her flight, and her luggage, loaded onto another flight, was
    eventually detonated on the tarmac at Lindbergh Field in San Diego. [Arizona
    Republic, 2-18-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:12
    Six years ago, during a brief affair in Chicago, Dr. Sharon Irons manually
    inseminated herself with sperm from Dr. Richard O. Phillips, following oral sex.
    The result was a daughter, now aged 5, for whom Phillips has reluctantly been
    paying $800 a month to support while his lawsuit against Irons for deception
    travels through Illinois courts. A trial judge had dismissed all of his claims,
    but in February, the Illinois Appeals Court granted a partial reversal, ordering
    a trial on whether she inflicted "emotional distress" by a legally "outrageous"
    act. However, the court dismissed Phillips' claim that Irons had "stolen" his
    sperm, stating that "it was a gift, an absolute and irrevocable transfer of
    title to property from a donor to a donee" and that, without a specific
    agreement to return it, it was hers to do with as she pleased. [Pittsburgh
    Post-Gazette-AP, 2-24-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:16
    Train conductor Patrick Phillips, 52, won $8.5 million in an out-of-court
    settlement in February with Burlington Northern and Santa Fe Railway, which was
    involved in a collision with a freight train in 2002. Phillips suffered a mild
    concussion in the crash, which he said then triggered his sudden desire to
    become a serious alcoholic (leading to his eventual dementia), whereas he said
    his drinking had previously been under control. [Lakeland Ledger-AP, 2-2-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:21
    Said Elaine Edwards of Mink, La., one of the last remaining places in the
    country to be without telephone service, until lines were installed in January:
    "It wasn't 15 minutes after that phone was in before a telemarketer called me."
    [New York Daily News, 1-15-05] [Tuscaloosa News-AP, 1-31-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:23
    Harvey Kash, 69, and Carl Lanzisera, 65, were arrested while standing in line at
    the courthouse in Hempstead, N.Y., in January, only because, said court
    officials, they were telling anti-lawyer jokes, to the irritation of a lawyer
    within earshot. Charges against Lanzisera were dropped, but prosecutors actually
    referred Kash's case to a grand jury, which, three weeks later, refused to
    indict him. (Said Kash's attorney, "Crime must be at a record low in Nassau
    County for the grand jury to have time for this.") [New York Post, 2-9-05;
    Newsday, 1-12-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:24
    In January, the Fox TV network, concerned about an FCC crackdown on "indecency,"
    voluntarily blurred out the unclothed rear end of a cartoon character on the
    adult program "Family Guy" (even though the network had run the same image,
    intact, five years earlier). Also in January, the Design Review Board of
    Snohomish, Wash., rejected the mural planned for the side of the BBQ Shack
    restaurant, in part, reported the owner, because its five pink pigs were naked.
    [San Francisco Chronicle-AP, 1-17-05] [Seattle Post-Intelligencer-AP, 12-30-04]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 11.04.05, 13:28
    On a July evening, two girls, ages 17 and 18, decided to bake cookies as a
    gesture of kindness for their neighbors and then to deliver them right away
    (with notes reading, "Have a great night!"). Their town of Durango, Colo., is
    small enough (population, 14,000) that nighttime visits can sometimes be made
    without creating anxiety, but apparently not at Wanda Renae Young's house. She
    was so traumatized by the 10:30 knocking at her door that she wound up in the
    hospital emergency room the next day, then sued the girls for that expense, and
    in January was awarded $900 by a judge, sending the girls into tears. (However,
    townspeople chipped in to pay the $900.) [Denver Post, 2-4-05]
  • Gość: kizimizi IP: * 11.04.05, 16:43
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  • nikodem202 11.04.05, 19:30
    Amerykański poradnik dla każdej gospodyni:
    "Jeżeli twoje szklanki do łiski są brudne - należy je umyć!"
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 12.04.05, 10:14
    America's Real Gun Problem (all new)

    The following people accidentally shot themselves recently: Joey Lujan, 22, shot
    himself in the head trying to show that his gun wasn't loaded (Rialto, Calif.,
    December). Abran Godoy, 20, shot himself while tucking his gun into his
    waistband after a robbery (King City, Calif., November). A 20-year-old man shot
    himself in a femoral artery while showing off for friends (Salt Lake City,
    November). Latie Whitley, 34, shot himself in the face while allegedly robbing a
    delicatessen (New York City, December). Jeffrey Wagner, 22, shot himself while
    tucking his gun into his waistband after showing it to a friend (Dayton, Ohio,
    January). Lance Cole, 24, won $2,500 in damages from the police after an officer
    kicked him in the groin two days after he had shot himself in the genitals (St.
    Louis, Mo., January). [Inland Valley Daily Bulletin (Ontario, Calif.), 12-27-04]
    [Monterey Herald, 11-18-04] [Deseret Morning News, 11-20-04] [Newsday, 11-27-04]
    [WHIO-TV (Dayton), 1-4-05] [St. Louis Post-Dispatch, 1-25-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 12.04.05, 10:15
    Farmington Hills, Mich., elementary school teacher Nancy Seaman, 52, on trial
    for murdering her husband, said it was self-defense, even though a reported
    autopsy said he had been stabbed 21 times and struck with a hatchet 15 times.
    (She was convicted in December.) And University of Virginia student Andrew
    Alston, on trial for fatally stabbing a firefighter after a night of
    bar-hopping, said the victim had actually inadvertently stabbed himself during
    aikido horseplay (even though there were 18 stab wounds, spread among the heart,
    arms, back, shoulder and face). (Alston was convicted of manslaughter in
    November.) [WEWS-TV (Cleveland), 12-14-04] [The Daily Progress
    (Charlottesville), 11-9-04]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 12.04.05, 10:19
    After five years of the New Mexico government always accepting Viola Trevino's
    child support claims against Steve Barreras (over the vasectomied Barreras'
    objections), a court in Albuquerque finally ruled in December that the child
    never existed. The judge concluded that Trevino had lied numerous times and had
    forged DNA evidence, birth certificates, and other documents and that Barreras
    had been unjustly forced to pay $20,000 in support, even though Trevino had
    never publicly produced the child. In December, having run out of excuses,
    Trevino borrowed a little girl from a stranger on the street and took her into
    the courtroom to "be" her and Barreras' daughter (but the stranger followed
    Trevino inside and exposed the ruse). Gov. Bill Richardson ordered an
    investigation as to how so many state officials had been hoaxed for so long.
    [The New Mexican-AP, 12-13-04]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 12.04.05, 10:22
    News of the Weird recently mentioned the Sinulator, a vibrating device operated
    over the Internet that permits thrusting movements (typically, by a male) at one
    computer to be mimicked by an insertable wand (typically, for use of a female)
    at another computer. For less excitable people, researchers at Carnegie Mellon
    University recently developed The Hug, which allows one user (perhaps a
    grandparent) to squeeze a velour-covered, human-shaped pillow connected to a
    wireless phone and have that squeeze received (perhaps by a far-away grandchild)
    on his or her own human-shaped pillow, as if delivered by the grandparent in
    person. The pillow will also speak in the sender's voice and warm itself up
    appropriately. [New York Times, 11-11-04]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 12.04.05, 10:23
    Management consultant William Fried, who is a popular motivational speaker in
    public schools in the San Francisco area, probably wore out his welcome in
    January at the Q&A session following his "Secret of a Happy Life" presentation
    at Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School in Palo Alto. Asked why he had included
    "exotic dancing" on his list of attractive careers for girls, Fried said the pay
    was great: $250,000 a year or more, depending on a woman's chest size. "For
    every two inches up there," he told the class, "you should get another $50,000
    on your salary." [Associated Press, 1-14-05]
  • Gość: szaleństwo usa IP: * 12.04.05, 10:25
    A 34-year-old man performing a field sobriety test for a police officer
    alongside Route 130 in Bordentown, N.J., was killed when a tractor-trailer
    driver (who police said had probably been drinking) lost control and smashed
    into him (December). (The officer jumped out of the way in time.) And a
    40-year-old New York City man was killed when, inebriated, he fell and broke a
    fish tank, fatally slashing an artery; he had recently purchased the tank to
    help his girlfriend's kids learn responsibility (December). And a 47-year-old
    man was crushed to death in Albany, Ga., when the tree he was cutting down fell
    on top of him (December). [Trentonian, 12-19-04] [New York Post, 1-1-05]
    [Atlanta Journal Constitution-AP, 12-22-04]

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