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O blondynach :D

17.06.14, 08:34
Knock Knock

Who`s there?

Yo mama.

Yo mama who?

Yo blonde redneck mama who crossed the road to walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb - you know your fat, dumb, drunk, crooked-politician lawyer mama, who pleasures 12 inch pianists.
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    • damianero89 Re: O blondynach :D 17.06.14, 08:37
      A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart.
      While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. So the next day as soon as he leaves, she gets down to the task at hand.

      Her husband arrives home after work and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a mink. He asks her what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the room.

      He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but what's with her wearing the two coats?
      She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said:
      - "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!"
    • damianero89 Re: O blondynach :D 17.06.14, 08:39
      Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter,
      - This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it.
      The librarian says to the other librarian,
      - So here is the person who took our phone book!

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