IP: *.houston-06rh16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net 15.02.02, 05:58
Stary Lewa poszedl do lekarza na coroczny przeglad fizyczny. Lewa tryskal swoim
jobistym humorem. Rozsmieszyl nawet lekarza, jednak ten muszac robic swoja
robote zapytal sie "Jak naprawde czujesz sie Lewusie strzelilo panu 80
lat." "Nigdy nie bylo Lepiej." Odpowiada Lewus . "Mam teraz 80 lat i mam zone
co ma 18 lat na dodatek jest w ciazy z moim dzieckiem ." Dumnie dodal. "Doctor
co ty myslisz o tym?" Doctora zatkalo na chwile zaniemowil, "Panie Lewa pozwol
ze opowiem panu historyjke." Zaczal doktor. "Ja znam pewnego starszego Pana
ktory jest zawzietym mysliwym. Pewnego dnia wybierajac sie na polowanie
nieswiadonie zlapal parasolke zamiast dubeltowki. Lazenie po lesie zawsze
sprawialo mu przyjemnosc i tym razem bylo to samo, gdy nagle na wprost niego
ukazal sie potezny niedzwiedz. Glodny niedzwiedz pedzi w kierunku starego i
pewnego siebie mysliwego on mierzy w niego parasolka i szluszy glosny
strzal.Niedzwiedz pada martwy przed jego nogami. "To niemozliwe !" krzyknal
stary lewa , chcac pokazac bystrosc umyslu dodal "Ktos inny musial zastrzelic
niedzwiedzia." "Dokladnie, wlasnie tak!" odpowiedzial doktor.
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    • Gość: Mysteric Re: Z humorem IP: *.houston-03-04rs.tx.dial-access.att.net 19.02.02, 03:34
      A drunk Lewus Edek phoned the police, "My car's been vandalized! They've stolen
      the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator!" The police
      were about ready to drive over to see what was left of the car when the drunk
      Lewus called a second time. "Never mind," said the drunk Lewus Edek with a
      hiccup, "I got in the backseat by mistake!"
    • Gość: Mysteric Re: Z humorem IP: *.houston-03-04rs.tx.dial-access.att.net 19.02.02, 03:45
      Generous
      A charitable organization realized that it had never received a donation from
      the city's most successful lawyer so they called him to persuade him to
      contribute. "Our research shows that you haven't given any money to charity.
      Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

      The lawyer angrily answered, "Did you know that my mother is dying and has
      medical bills that she can't possibly pay?"

      "Well....."

      The lawyer continued, "Did you know that my nephew is blind, confined to a
      wheelchair, and can't support himself?"

      "I'm sorry, I…."

      "Did you know that my sister's husband died leaving her penniless with three
      children?"

      The man from the organization finally said, "I'm sorry. I won't bother you any
      further."

      The lawyer answered, "Damn right! I don't give any money to them, why should I
      give any to you?"

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