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09.03.05, 16:07
At the Russian War College, a general is a guest lecturer and tells
class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems
and
the resulting strategies.
One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first
question,
Will we have to fight in a World War Three?
Yes, comrades, it looks like you will, answers the
general.
And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?
another
officer asks.

The likelihood is that it will be China.

The class is surprised, and finally one officer asks,
But Comrade
General,
we are 150 million people and they are about 1.5 billion. How can
we
possibly win?
Well, replies the general, Think about it. In
modern war, it is
not the
quantity, but the quality that is the key. For example, in the
Middle East,
5 million Jews have been fighting against 300 million Arabs, and
the Jews
have been the winners every time.
But sir, asks the panicky officer,
Do we have
enough Jews?

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  • meerkat1 09.03.05, 17:44
    Towarzyszu Dyrektorze, zwraca sie gensek do szefa rsyjskiej agencji kosmicznej.
    -Amerykance posadzili swoich astronautow na Ksiezycu.

    Musimy ich pobic!

    Nakazuje wam wiec natymiast uruchonic program wyslania naszych kosmonautow na
    SLONCE!

    _Ale tow. sekretarzu!- protestuje delikatnie ruski naukowiec.
    Sonce jest bardzo gorace! Czy oni sie tam nie spala?

    ggensek, z pogarda]: Wy, jajoglowi zawsze myslicie, ze my w Politbiurze to
    nieuki i debile!

    Pomyslelismy juz o tym! Rosyjscy kosmonauci wyladuja na sloncu w NOCY!!!

    P.S. Poland WOULD stand a fighting chance against China, though.
    According to most participants of this forum, EVERYBODY in that coubtry is a
    Jew except, of course THEMSELVES! :-)))
  • meerkat1 09.03.05, 17:45
    "PRZEPOWIEDZIAL STARY GORAL:
    BEDZIE POLSKA AZ PO URAL!
    ZA URALEM BEDA CHINY
    WAS..NIE BEDZIE S...Y! "

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