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EDUCATION CLASSES FOR MEN

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EDUCATION CLASSES FOR MEN

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating
marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for
Marriage, Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree....



TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters,
you too, can be a real man as well as earn an ASSociates degree in MA (Male
Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.



FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidities

MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy underclothes for Christmas



Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at
2AM

MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers



Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Butthole When you're Wrong

MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 jõ ; YOU, the Weaker Sex



MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers





SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down



Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212 You Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important



Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting %&*! From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket after Farting is NOT Necessary

MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minjõ utes of Begging is NOT Considered
Foreplay

MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2



Course Electives:

EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her



Just a thought for all the women out there...



MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of
the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their
day!!!... And when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy .


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