Mandat dla rowerzysty za słuchanie muzyki?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult
four hour surgical procedure

A young student nurse appears, to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown, holds his member in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and
around gently. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they
aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very
closely......



‘Are - my - test - results - back? '