Jarosław Kaczyński: To sprawa pana Tuska

about marriage customs of the polans, i've tried to do some of my
own research. unfortunately for the research and fortunately for
many other things yesterday proved to be a beautiful spring day
after all, so time was limited and i found it difficult to locate
any useful info. these works about the polans must be "embargoed" as
you suggested previously. so i decided to look into the history of
the polan's neighbours instead to get some clues.

and i have found some interesting stuff related to the germanic
tribes. the research claims that in one region of their empire,
which is now known as the ruhr area they had some gigantic trees.
they were so tall that the polan's mammoth looked like fleas in
comparison. it actually makes a lot of sense to me as ruhr is a coal-
bearing area. apparently the germanics used those trees to record
their marriages by chiseling the names on the branches of these tall
trees. you know the germans - ordnung muss sein, so the germanics
were using their trees efficiently for the recording purposes. they
were starting at the bottom and worked their way up to the very top
before they moved to the next tree in line. given the height it
required some skillful climbers to do the recording of their tribal
ceremony. however they also had a ritual ceremony as well. they
struggled to come up with a solution how to record those and in the
nearby area, where at present cologne is located, they built a
decent mountain as a mark of respect for their gods where they
placed some stone plaques, where ritual marriage ceremonies were
recorded, again by chiseling. you could say the man-made mountain
was like a precursor of the cologne cathedral. however the trees had
been long in existence when they commenced their tribal marriage
recording, while the mountain had to be made. it took them some
twenty years before they completed it sufficiently to place the
first stone plaques and the work was still continuing. by that time
numerous couples, already married in a tribal ceremony were waiting
for their ritual one. the queue was long and ever increasing as new
marriages were occuring faster than the progress of the work on the
mountain and the placement of the new plaques. eventually it became
a custom to have a ritual marriage some 20 years after the tribal
one.


then it dawned on me... knowing that tusk is not truly polish and
assuming that he is polish from german(ic?) ancestors, it all makes
perfect sense, you would call it a no-brainer. the germanics were
skillful climbers to make the marriage recordings on the tall trees,
tusk is (was?) a skillful climber to paint the tall chimneys... as a
custom germanics had their ritual marriage ceremony some 20 years
after the tribal one, so did tusk... my apologies for accusing him
of some evil motives related to electoral calendar.


one thing bothers me though... the germanics, and now the germans
are known as being very hard working people, why then tusk is so
lazy??? possibly that's one of these few polish national traits that
he acquired through his long presence within the polish
environment...


take care

rooboy