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The Night before Thanksgiving
Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through the kitchen;
I was cooking and baking and moanin' and bitchin'.
I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest,
this rooms a disaster, just look at this mess!
Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.
They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!
My feet are both blistered, I've got cramps in my legs.
The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.
There's a knock at the door and the tele...
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I'm going to take my fce exam this week and i'm really stressed :( those of
you who has already passed fce - is it really difficult? do you have some
advices for me before the exam? maybe some special ones for the second part,
i mean speaking?
and the last question - how can I chill out before it?! :)
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The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven as
your reward."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him
to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, s...
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Centrum handlowe BATORY położone jest w ścisłym centrum Gdyni
Ciekawy projekt architektoniczny nawiązuje do legendarnego statku
MS "Batory". Biorąc pod uwagę morski rodowód Gdyni, obiekt ten pretenduje do
miana symbolu miasta.
Nowatorskie rozwiązania techniczne i architektoniczne, funkcjonalne i
estetyczne wnętrze, gwarantują zakupy na światowym poziomie. BATORY posiada
około 70 sklepów różnorodnych branż, sieć usługową oraz gastronomiczną. Do
dyspozycji klientów odwiedzających ...
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JAK JEST PO ANGIELSKU "SPIERDALAJ"CZY TYLKO "FUCK OFF"
GDZIE SĄ STRONY Z ANGIELSKIMI WULGARYZMAMI
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"Dotyka on (problem) nie tylko doroslych, ale takze I dzieci" - jak to ladnie
przetlumaczyc?
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May 14, 2003
Interview - Richard Butler
A few days ago, the US Senate Armed Services Committee voted to repeal a long-
standing ban on the development of small nuclear bombs - so called mini-
nukes. For 10 years the US has abided by an international moratorium on the
testing of nuclear weapons - another international convention now likely to
go up in smoke. Tonight's guest, Richard Butler, has had a long involvement
in nuclear disarmament issues. Perhaps better known as the ...
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Witam
Ktos na forum napisal kiedys Ojczen Nasz po angielsku, mianowicie:
Our father, who art in heaven; hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy
will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil. Amen
Co znaczy w tej modlitwie słówko "Thy" czy ktos sie pomylil piszac to czy jak?
Napiszcie mi co to znaczy.
Z gory dzikei i...
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It's Under Bush's Bed!
By Paulo Coelho
Bearing in mind that the president of the most powerful nation in the world
is responsible for his actions and knows what he is talking about, I - a
Brazilian writer, with no access to the secret services, the UN inspection
procedure or confidential files, but able to read newspapers with a degree
of intelligence - have come up with the definitive answer on how to locate
the weapons of mass destruction being hidden by Iraq. I will require ...
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player,
the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die....So he took the first pack and
left
the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former
president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the
world
and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She just took...
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Condoleeza Rice (I think you know who I mean) is not married.
Question: when she's being introduced in official meetings etc., how do they
do it? Is it: "Ladies and gentlemen, MISS Condoleeza Rice" or MISTRESS?
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How many of you learn English in some courses or individual clases? Do you
think that it's enough to be the fourth year student at the English
Department to be a teacher? or that all the teaher should be after graduation?
I can stand the idea that someone who is in college ( with no experience,
knowledge etc) teaches English at school or somewhere else.
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... over Afghanistan has just been completed.
It was another five million dollar drop of
Bennies (Ben Franklins, or hundred dollar bills) for
the Afghan peasantry. The hundreds were in the usual
envelopes with George Bush's face on the outside, as
we've mentioned before.
This time they were trying to spread leaflets
about "Wanted: Terrorists." Inside the envelope not
only were there a couple of Bennies, but there was a
pamphlet, which looked like a menu for a Chinese...
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Witam,
czy ktoś może rozwiać moje wątpliwości i podać etymologie tego słowa?
Pisze prace z ZZL i chciałbym o tym trochę wtrącić.
Czytałem ze wyraz ten pochodzi z angielskiego, znam dość dobrze ten język i
nigdy nie słyszałem aby ten wyraz był w użyciu w tym kontekście- znęcanie
się nad kimś zwłaszcza psychiczne nazywa się raczej „bullied”.
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Larry Bird, known as "a hick from French Lick," is anything but.
Co oznacza "is anything but"?
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w ktorych zamiast formy czasownika past participle uzywa sie formy past tense
(np. w czasach perfect)? Czy cos takiego w ogole istnieje w ang?
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To jest pismo przewodnie do potwierdzenia salda:
Hello,
My name is …….. and I work in ………………………..
I`m responsible for settling accounts between our companies. For that reason
please find enclosed your statement of account as at 30 September. If you are
not the right person to answer it, please distribute it to the one`s
concerned.
Please check the statement regarding your company name and address, and of
cour...
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Hallo fat bustards!
This year's metabolism is on the go after eating those greasy, fatting
christmas dishes.
And of course, after drinking so much alcoholic beverages my face looks like
a chinese leather, but I don't give up.
And this are my resolutions for the upcoming year 2004:
1. Of course to drink more good vintage wine
2. Make a porno movie with Brookie ( and hopefully make some money on it ).
3. Skip work more often- (sickies)
4. Kill that fuckin' man eater shark who is ...
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He says:
It don't matter !!!
Why don't and not doesn't
He is English for heaven's sake.
Or maybe something has changed in the meantime
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find as many words as possible containing the following letters
T E E G A R N L
and obligatorily in each word
H
you can use as many letters of one kind, as you've been given
The words must contain at least 4 lettres
(d'apres THE SUNN)