Zmiany spellingu w angielskim

17.04.07, 17:49
Najlepiej przeczytac to na glos :)
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European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be
the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced wi th "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

    • marxx Re: Zmiany spellingu w angielskim 19.04.07, 23:21
      Whot de ef? Brzmi to troszke jak australianenglisz. Czy to serio czy jakies
      potezne spoznienie z 1 kwietnia ?
      m
      • rhodeisland Mam nadzieje, ze zmian gramatycznych nikt 19.04.07, 23:22
        nie proponuje. Bardzo dawno temu angielski mial przypadki.
    • kashunda Re: Zmiany spellingu w angielskim 20.04.07, 04:13
      Dobre ,musze dac mezowi do przeczytania.
      • artremi Re: Zmiany spellingu w angielskim 20.04.07, 04:21
        Ja tez juz widzialam ta tresc kilka lat temu, ale oczywiscie za kazdym razem
        jest bardzo smieszna. Moze niech lepiej angielski zostanie jaki jest... :-)
        • mamosz Re: Zmiany spellingu w angielskim 30.04.07, 12:20
          artremi napisała:

          > Ja tez juz widzialam ta tresc kilka lat temu, ale oczywiscie za kazdym razem
          > jest bardzo smieszna. Moze niech lepiej angielski zostanie jaki jest... :-)

          Bardzo zabawne ,ale staaaaaaaaare
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