Reasons Not to Exercise

27.01.09, 00:41
It is well documented that for every minute you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 years old now and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least : I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

    • rhodeisland Dobre! 27.01.09, 00:51
    • monie_pl Alez to jest... 27.01.09, 06:22
      ... takie prawdziwe... :-) usmialam sie po pachy siedzac na kanapie
      i pojadajac sukierki czekoladowe!

      Monia
      • edytkus Re: Alez to jest... 30.01.09, 03:04
        dodam od siebie ze cwiczenie jest strasznie meczace ;)
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