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30.11.03, 10:14
Chodzicie, chodziliscie? ;)
Juz kiedys byl podobny watek, ale co tam!
BTW, polecam piosenke a propos ktorej autorem jest niejaki Kevin 'Bloody'
Wilson - Kev's Courti' Song (do sciagniecia z Kazaa na ten przyklad).
Uwaga - gosc spiewa po kangurzemu ;)
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    • leeshy Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson - Kev's Courtin' Song 30.11.03, 10:20
      Kevin Bloody Wilson - Kev's Courtin' Song

      Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
      And me money on flowers and lollies
      Only to find that what's on me mind
      Isn't on hers and she's sorry
      So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
      And keep me from blowin' me brass
      I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
      Right next to hers and I ask:

      Chorus
      'Do you fuck on first dates?
      Does your dad own a brewery?
      Could I feel your tits?
      Or would you show 'em to me?
      Cause you've you've got a nice head
      And you look pretty honest
      So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
      I'd like you to be on it'

      You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
      And the bullshit you've gotta go through
      Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
      When all that you'd love is just to screw
      But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
      And sit around for hours and talk
      But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
      And get down to the goodies straight off:

      Chorus
      'Do you fuck on first dates?
      Does your dad own a brewery?
      Could I feel your tits?
      Or would you show 'em to me?
      Do you sleep in the nick?
      Do you give head very often?
      If we can decide, your place or mine
      We can fuck off then'

      So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
      And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
      Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
      And drop a few lines like I told you
      This new method of mine might not work every time
      But then again no method will
      I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
      But then I've got a few fucks as well

      Chorus
      'Do you fuck on first dates?
      Does your dad own a brewery?
      Could I feel your tits?
      Or would you show 'em to me?
      If the answer is 'No'
      To me questions above --
      Then be a good sport and give me the name
      Of a girlfriend who does!'

      He's damn right, isn't he? ;)
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