Muhammad Said A'Sahaf...minister info...

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      15 April - Still no sighting of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S.) ... Daily
      Telegraph reports that M.S.S. has a son who practices medicine in Ireland. "My
      father is a good guy," reports Dr. al-Sahaf. "When he comes home from work and
      takes off his uniform we do not discuss his job."...

      14 April - The fever grows. Major media outlets promise lucrative personal-
      appearance contracts, talk show bookings, etc. Representatives of William
      Morris Agency sighted at Iraqi/Syrian border...

      13 April - M.S.S. not included in "Death Pack" playing cards distributed to
      coalition forces. International uproar. NBC News: M.S.S. "curiously absent."

      12 April - Sahafomania grips globe. Amateurish website dedicated to M.S.S.
      crashes four separate servers. Visitor rates reach 4000 per second. Website
      inexplicably featured in daily papers, Reuters, AP, CNN, BBC and assorted lame
      talk shows.

      10 April - M.S.S. begins 'administrative leave'.

      9 April – Last known remark of M.S.S., to John Burns of NY Times : "I NOW
      INFORM YOU THAT YOU ARE TOO FAR FROM REALITY."
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        15 April - Still no sighting of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S.) ...

        "They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them"

        "We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked"

        "Desperate Americans"

        "Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International
        Airport. The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed."

        "They are trying to fool you. They are showing any old pictures of buildings.
        They even went into the VIP section of the airport, just because Saddam Hussein
        may have sat in such and such a chair or slept in such and such a bed"

        "We went into the airport and crushed them, we cleaned the WHOOOLE place out,
        they were slaughtered"

        "Yes, the american troops have advanced further. This will only make it easier
        for us to defeat them"

        "Their casualties and bodies are many."

        [On surrenders] "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them
        from?"

        "Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies
        of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it
        ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play
        such a role."

        "Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I
        say. I told you yesterday that there was an attack and a retreat at Saddam's
        airport."

        "You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are
        Iraqi checkpoints. Everything is okay."

        "This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other
        towns north, west, south and west of Basra....Now even the American command is
        under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase
        them here and they chase us there."

        "By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle. The
        fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and
        slaughter them....Wherever they go they will find themselves encircled."

        "They (the U.S.) are deceiving their soldiers and their officers that
        aggressing against Iraq and invading Iraq will be like a picnic. This is a very
        stupid lie they are telling their soldiers, what they are facing is a definite
        death."

        "Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any langer. The cruise missiles do
        not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here
        that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they
        hit their target."

        "Blair...is accusing us of executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that
        we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them
        get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured."

        "They fled. The American louts fled. Indeed, concerning the fighting waged by
        the heroes of the Arab Socialist Baath Party yesterday, one amazing thing
        really is the cowardice of the American soldiers. we had not anticipated this."

        "We will slaughter them, Bush Jr. and his international gang of bastards!"

        "the louts of colonialism."

        "The forces of American colonialism began to drop containers that produce a
        sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their
        strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of
        container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very
        huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while,
        you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of
        metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that
        through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently
        would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters...,
        the masses..., and the heroic sons of the Iraqi tribes discovered this game.
        They will turn it against the American louts so as to shock them. Wait for
        surprises, God willing, to see how the US game will fail."

        "The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have
        seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and
        bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the
        boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way."

        "It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here
        now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they
        were fired into Kuwait."

        "As for the mercenaries who advanced to the perimeters of Saddam International
        Airport, I would like to remind you of something. I will mention something that
        will make the picture clear for you and help you to understand what took place
        at Saddam International Airport. Most of you probably saw the American
        movie "Wag the Dog". I hope you remember it. Some of their acts that took place
        at dawn yesterday and today are similar to what happened in "Wag the Dog". If
        we succeed in keeping them isolated on that island, and we are determined to do
        so, we might let them taste a second mini Dien Bien Phu tonight. The European
        journalists remember it well. Our estimates are that none of them will come out
        alive unless they surrender to us quickly. They are completely surrounded now.
        This morning, the number of armoured personnel carriers that were destroyed,
        along with their occupants, is eight. The number of the tanks destroyed is 11."

        "Tonight, we will do something unconventional against them. This means: not by
        the military. We will do something that I believe will become a pretty example
        for those mercenaries. I would not be giving out a secret when I say that
        action in the dark against such mercenaries is effective, not through the
        action of armies. I say that dropping down those mercenaries in a surprise
        fashion at Saddam Airport without accurate calculations is largely meant for
        showing things. It's a showy operation. It is a kind of surprise muscle flexing
        to the world to show it that the shock and awe operation is indeed successful.
        May they be accursed. Through this operation [shock and awe], they sent a
        number of their villains and mercenaries to be butchered. Again, and according
        to my early estimates, unless the remaining part of their soldiers surrender,
        the chance for their survival is very slim. The surprising thing is that after
        they threw their soldiers into a place where they are not aware of the real
        results, the villainous Americans, like Powell and the others, sat in Europe to
        discuss how to divide Iraq as spoils after the war [laughing]. This means
        what's post-war. The post-war [Iraq] will be the same current Iraq under the
        leadership of President Saddam Husayn."

        "We will pursue them as war criminals. We will work with all the free people in
        the world, and they are many, who want someone to bell the cat [i.e.; to do a
        daring deed], and now we are belling the cat, according to the famous [Arabic]
        saying so as to rid the UN of those villains. After Iraq aborts the invasion
        that is being carried out by the American and British villains, the USA will no
        longer be a superpower. Its deterioration will be rapid. I say to those
        villains who are meeting in Europe, thinking of launching psychological war and
        brainwashing: wait. Do not be hasty because your disappointment will be huge.
        You will reap nothing from this aggressive war, which you launched on Iraq,
        except for disgrace and defeat. Iraq will continue to exist. Its civilization
        is 10,000 years old. It will not be changed by villains like the US and British
        villains."

        "W. Bush, this man is a war criminal, and we will see
        that he is brought to trial"

        "I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this
        fellow [Blair]."

        "The United Nations....[is] a place for prostitution under the feet of
        Americans."

        "They are sic
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          "The United Nations....[is] a place for prostitution under the feet of
          Americans."

          "They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center
          of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind."

          "We have destroyed 50 tanks today. That 5-ohhh tanks" [while holding up his
          fingers]

          "They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."

          Americans are "wild donkeys" ['Alog' in Arabic]

          "There are no Iraqis disguising themselves"

          "They are retreating on all fronts. Their military effort is a subject of
          laughter throughout the world."

          "...they are nowhere (pause)...they are nowhere, really"

          "I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in
          appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending
          things which have never taken place"

          "Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr are giving the hordes of American and Brtish
          mercenaries the taste of definite death. We have drawn them into a
          quagmire and they will never get out of it."

          "What they say about a breakthrough [in Najaf] is completely an illusion. They
          are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on
          these sacred places . . . they are trying to crack the buildings by flying low
          over them."

          "We have crushed the whole force which dared to venture there. Now they're
          outside the wall and the heroic Republican Guard is now in control of the whole
          area. . . . So where are those villainous louts, those mercenaries?''

          "Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds.... The battle is very
          fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues."

          "Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them."

          "They think we are retarded - they are retarded."

          (leaflet drops) "I think this is very laughable for a Superpower to be so cheap
          to drop inside Iraq such poor things and they are printed in Kuwait''

          "...crocodile tears [shed in] .. The gangster Bush's lair..." (refers to
          Bush and Blair at Camp David calling for the Geneva Conventions to be applied
          to all POWs)

          "We're going to drag the drunken junkie nose of Bush through Iraq's desert, him
          and his follower dog Blair...There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq"

          "We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp"

          "When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the
          mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in
          caves"

          "Those Iraqi fighters are slapping those gangsters on the face, and then when
          they flee, they will kick their backsides."

          About Bush: "the leader of the international criminal gang of bastards."

          "the insane little dwarf Bush"

          About Bush and Rumsfeld: "Those only deserve to be hit with shoes."

          "Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very
          clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid
          president."

          "Who is this dog Franks in Qatar?"

          "Whenever we attack, they retreat. When we pound them with missiles and heavy
          artillery, they retreat even deeper. But when we stopped pounding, they pushed
          to the airport for propaganda purposes.''

          Any apparent American gains, he said, were a cunning ploy by the Iraqis to lure
          the enemy into a trap. "Our armed forces, according to their tactics, are
          leaving the way open"

          "The capital, especially the commandos, are getting ready to wipe them out"

          "We are surrounding them and pounding them. The whole trend has changed and we
          are going to finalize this very soon.''

          "After we finish defeating all of those animals we will disclose that with
          facts and figures."

          "Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld. They are the funny trio"

          "We have shot down 2 Apache helicopters. Have the Americans said yet that they
          were shot down by their - what do they call it - friendly fire? No? Well...
          [dramatic pause, then smiles] ...not yet!"

          "Don't believe anything! We will chase the rascals back to London!"

          "We're now trying to exhaust them, until our leadership decides the time and
          method to clean our territory of their desecration."

          "Those are mercenaries. Most probably they will be treated as mercenaries,
          hirelings and as war criminals. ... For sure, international law does not apply
          to those"

          "This criminal (Bush) in the White House is a stupid criminal"

          "Even those who live on another planet, if there are such people, would have
          condemned this action before it started"


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