Period

23.02.06, 17:06
Wydaje mi sie ze sporo osob zna angielski, wiec wysylam w wersji orginalnej:

"A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the
teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of
chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. "It's a period," he replied.
"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a
period?"

"Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one.
Mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack and the boy next door joined the
Navy."
    • ania1022 Re: Sipping vodka 23.02.06, 17:13
      It's funny

      "A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
      After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
      The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the
      pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get
      nervous, I take a sip."
      So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
      At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
      He proceeded to talk up a storm.
      Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note
      on the door:
      1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
      2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
      3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
      4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
      5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
      6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
      7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior
      and the spooky.
      8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
      9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say
      he was stoned off his ass.
      10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
      11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and
      eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me"
      12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.
      13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for
      the grub, Yeah God.
      14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a
      peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
      The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
      everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad
      luck.
      Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to five of your
      friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh.
      You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if the
      chain is not broken.

    • gabidd Re: Period 23.02.06, 18:01
      a dla mnie zrecenzjum po polsku proszę
      • ania1022 Re: Period 23.02.06, 18:23
        Zle sie tlumaczy kawaly z innego jezyka (chodzi o gre slowek) ale sprobuje.

        Klasa przedszkolakow miala za zadanie znalezc jakis ciekawy temat i podzielic
        sie nim nastepnego dnia w klasie.
        Pierwszy chlopiec jaki zostal wywolany, podszdl do tablicy i kreda narysowal na
        niej mala kropke poczym wrocil na miejsce.
        Zdziwiony nauczyciel pyta co to jest. Uczen mowi "kropka" (po angielsku Period
        co oznacza krope jak i okres-miesiaczke.)
        To to ja widze mowi nauczyciel ,ale co jest takiego w tym ekscytujacego?
        Nie wiem ale dzis rano na wiadomosc ze mojej siostrze brakuje jedngo “Period”,
        Mama zemdlala, Ojciec dosatal zawalu a chlopak miszkajacy obok (sasiad) wstapil
        do wojska.
        • gabidd Re: Period 23.02.06, 18:25
          bomba, dla mnie bomba
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