Foreigners in Poland! Wanna be a TV star?

04.11.05, 22:49

Here is an announcement I was asked to share with any foreigners in Poland
who can give up one working day a week to become a TV star - as long as you
understand enough Polish to participate, which is why the rest of the message
is in Polish.

Firma - Media Corporation jest producentem programów telewizyjnych w
tym "Jaka to melodia" - TVP1, "Europa da sie lubic" - TVP2. Obecnie
planujemy uruchomienie nowego programu. Nowy cykl mialby charakter programu
publicystyczno - rozrywkowego, emitowanego w TVN. Do udzialu w nim pragniemy
zaprosic obcokrajowcow mieszkajacych w Polsce, artystow, dzienikarzy i
korespondentow zagranicznych, oraz przedsiebiorcow. Kandydaci powinni
posiadac pewne medialne umiejetnosci, znajac realia naszego kraju oraz jezyk
polski w stopniu pozwalajacym na wyrazanie swoich mysli i pogladow przed
kamera.

Najmilej widziany dobry humor i chec uczestnictwa w programie.

Program, w miedzynarodowej obsadzie, bedzie nagrywany w jednym z warszawskich
klubow a jego bohaterowie cyklicznie (czyli raz w tygodniu od marca 2006 -
pierwsze, pilotazowe nagranie planowane jest na ok. 15 grudnia br)
uczestniczac w jego realizacji beda opowiadac o swoich krajach i o naszych
narodowych bolaczkach.

Do programu pragniemy zapraszac roznych sensacyjnych gosci, bedacych czesto
tylko chwilowo w Polsce.
Rezyserem tego programu bedzie Pan Wojciech Iwanski (obecnie rezyseruje w
TVN "Taniec z gwiazdami").

Zainteresowane osoby uprzejmie prosimy o kontakt, z przyjemnoscia odpowiemy
na wszelkie pytania i watpliwosci.

Z wyrazami szacunku
Kierownik Produkcji
Daniel Holak
0605-439-303
022-3319417
022-3319420
d.holak@mc.waw.pl
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    • irmogirl Re: Foreigners in Poland! Wanna be a TV star? 05.11.05, 01:52
      Widac ze idea programu sciagnieta rodem z 'Europa da sie lubic' LOL nie ma co,
      kasa tez z tego przedsiewziecia posypie sie niezla wink
    • ianek70 Ale obciach :-) 05.11.05, 11:32
      Kolejny program rozpowszechniający stereotypy.
      "U nas wszyscy jadają kiełbasę na śniadanie."
      "Tak? No to jest dopiero, kurwa, fascynujące, bo u nas wszyscy jemy jajka."
      "W moim kraju jesteśmy pracowici i mamy piegi, w waszym macie wąsy i pozwalacie
      księżom molestować dzieci."

      Hmmm... Ile płacą?
      • usenetposts Re: Ale obciach :-) 05.11.05, 11:49
        Odpowiadasz na :
        ianek70 napisał:

        > Kolejny program rozpowszechniający stereotypy.
        > "U nas wszyscy jadają kiełbasę na śniadanie."
        > "Tak? No to jest dopiero, kurwa, fascynujące, bo u nas wszyscy jemy jajka."
        > "W moim kraju jesteśmy pracowici i mamy piegi, w waszym macie wąsy i
        pozwalacie
        >
        > księżom molestować dzieci."
        >
        > Hmmm... Ile płacą?


        Paying? paying?

        Why the VD, of course.

        The vanity dividend.

        Who said anything about cash?

        When I worked in TV in Russia I was finance director, and I never paid a penny
        for members of the public to get on screen, not even the refund of their travel
        costs.

        The only investment in members of the public I made was to pay for an awning
        outside the building to keep the snow off the queue, and maybe a few moments
        with the "grimyorsha" or make-up woman, for those of them who actually got
        selected.
        • irmogirl Re: Ale obciach :-) 05.11.05, 21:39
          Well, I am not into media stuff but if somebody is asked to take part in a show
          and will be given a chance to discuss certain cultural differences between
          Poland and let's say France, why would he/she do it for free? Devoting his
          precious time to so called the good of the show and if he is a businessman I bet
          he needs to THINK OF some sort of financial reward at least, how else would he
          succeed in life? lol(unless he wanna be recognized thanks to tv stuff) And it is
          not jealousy of me to point at it..Just a thought...

          • usenetposts Re: Ale obciach :-) 07.11.05, 02:17
            You may think that they would be paid, and no doubt quality experts do expect
            to be paid, but for some unknown person to get the chance to be in a weekly
            show, I can promise you there will be a queue of people perfectly happy to do
            it for nothing, and they will take their pick from them.

            "Vanity of vanities, all is vanity" as the Good Book says.
            • kiwigirl Re: Ale obciach :-) 07.11.05, 16:01
              so all the people who sit on the audience chairs and clap their hands when told
              to do so during all the tv game shows etc. are quality experts ???
              they are paid day wages and get lunch free.
              • usenetposts Re: Ale obciach :-) 07.11.05, 23:06
                They don't get any such thing. If someone has given that sort of thing out to
                get a studio audience, then they must have been a poxy bucket shop.

                If you want to be in the BBC comedy studio audience for a fine alternative
                comedy show, you get the free tickets, but that's your lot. Other than the
                prizes for the jokes competition they have in between the filming bits.

                You should be able to fill a studio audience easily enough for anything worth
                putting on air without resorting to paying and feeding - or even covering
                travel.

                In the worst case, you stick a few staff members out there if there are any
                seats left over in the last minute. A couple of times in my time there I had to
                spare a bookkeeper or two for a few hours. They were the only ones getting paid
                to be there, and I know that because a cheque didn't go to the bank there
                without my signature on it.
                • kiwigirl Re: Ale obciach :-) 08.11.05, 10:46
                  so TVP is a poxy bucket shop. they do it. some of my friends went for something
                  like that I think last year / summer time and that's how they got their pocket
                  money smile
                  • usenetposts Re: Ale obciach :-) 10.11.05, 12:45
                    I'm amazed. It's very unprofessional to bribe yourself a studio audience. It's
                    the TV equivalent of vanity publishing.

                    I could see an untested production company needing it, in order then to sell
                    their production to a TV station, and getting TVP by a stroke of luck, but if
                    TVP themselves did it, then the licence payers should be complaining to the
                    Government about it.
          • ianek70 Ale z drugiej strony... 10.11.05, 14:12
            irmogirl napisała:

            > Well, I am not into media stuff but if somebody is asked to take part in a
            show
            > and will be given a chance to discuss certain cultural differences between
            > Poland and let's say France, why would he/she do it for free?

            Well, since it's filmed in a club they presumably give you drugs and alcohol
            and let you steal ashtrays, insult big bouncers and fondle people who look
            attractive in the dark.
            I wonder who the sensational guests are... Probably the patients from Na Dobre
            i na Złe or some of those irritating folk from TVN Style sad
    • sorbet Re: Foreigners in Poland! Wanna be a TV star? 06.11.05, 15:38
      Well so they don't get paid. Now I understand why opinions on that kind of
      shows are usually such blah blahtongue_out
      • usenetposts Re: Foreigners in Poland! Wanna be a TV star? 07.11.05, 02:21
        Of course they are blah, blah, because that's what the target audience wants.
        Also they have to be what people expect to hear. Now when I was supposed to go
        on, and this was in the run up to the referendum on the Eu entrance, when they
        heard that I was going to be against the EU entry, they said "ok, then you can
        tell a joke at the end of the program." It's ok for Richard Mbewe, or what ever
        the Professor's name is, to warn Poland that they would be better of out of it,
        after all, he's an African who can't join anyway, so we can put it down to sour
        grapes. But when an Englsiuhman was gonna explain some of the bad things the EU
        had done to his country, that was a bit too near the knuckle, and I got told to
        be the court jester, which was not acceptable, so I withdrew from the broadcast.
        • sorbet Re: Foreigners in Poland! Wanna be a TV star? 09.11.05, 15:06
          Bloody TV propagandatongue_out
    • nasza_maggie Re: Foreigners in Poland! Wanna be a TV star? 18.11.05, 11:51
      Any further news on this event?smile
      • usenetposts Re: Foreigners in Poland! Wanna be a TV star? 18.11.05, 19:18
        I heard nothing more. I didn't follow up on it myself.
    • akondze Re: Foreigners in Poland! Wanna be a TV star? 18.11.05, 14:56
      Ludzie na widowni, z tego co słyszałem dostają jakieś 30zł za jeden raz...
      Nie wiem, czy to prawda, no ale komu by się chciało siedzieć za darmo??
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