Dog poo

20.02.06, 18:09
Hello.
I'm in charge of a team of clever biologists, and we're investigating dog
poo, or, to use the Latin name, "shit".
My team have, using clever scientific methods, calculated the approximate
amount of dog poo in Poland, and also the approximate number of dogs in your
country (and their average size).
Now, the amount of dog poo, or, to use the Latin name, "shit", in Poland is
much more than could possibly be produced by the amount of dogs therein. It
covers approximately 2% of the entire surface of the Polish Republic. This is
considerably more than the European average.
From the statistics available to us, we can only conclude that either there
are a lot of dogs hidden in Poland, or a lot of poo is being imported.
If any of you "on the ground", so to speak, can enlighten us, then please let
us know.
And if any of you have any queries of a methodological nature, we'd be more
then happy to answer them.
    • kylie1 Re: Dog poo 20.02.06, 21:38
      Dog owners feel they don't have to clean up after their poochies.
      Dog poo is unattractive and smelly. Bending can be awkward and uncomfortable.
      Carrying dog poo around looks unappealing and feels gross.

      no science to it, clever_scientist!

      Best,

      smile
      • bartis_ervin Re: Dog poo 21.02.06, 09:15

        In Budapest you are obliged to pick up the dog poo and there are special trash
        cans/rubbish bins every 30 m or so. The fines are quite huge!

        If the Polish lawmakers would pass such a law, I would also clean up after my
        dog. Soon we are moving to Malichy (in Pruszkow area) so our dog will have whole
        fields to mark. Sounds like fun!

        Instead of investigating Poland you should move your little lab to Romania,
        namely Bucharestsmile Tips on that I can always givesmile)

        Ervin

        Thebartiski.blogspot.com
        • varsovian Re: Dog poo 21.02.06, 13:50
          Malichy is nice - I almost bought some land there. Watch out for aircraft
          noise though - it could increase in that area.
          Welcome to WKD living! See you on the train.
          • bartis_ervin Re: Dog poo 21.02.06, 14:56

            That's right! If I remember well you live in Podkowa Lesna or Otrembusy.
            Yes, soon I will also be a wukadka guy. If you see on the train a Romanian
            professor, schollar who is full of crap, that'll be mesmile At least according to
            Waldekwink

            I would rather suggest to look for a Hungarian looking guy talking in English
            with a young looking Polish lady (my wife).

            I haven't seen much of the region, but what I saw I liked.
            For the moment we are only renting, so if the air traffic will get hectic (I
            didn't think about this aspect 'till now), probably we'll move.

            Ervin

            Thebartiski.blogspot.com
            • bartis_ervin Re: Dog poo 21.02.06, 14:59

              Sorry, I need to rectify on that, since I left out the best part. Just look for
              a guy who is smarter than a Chinese philosopher! wink

              Ervin

              Thebartiski.blogspot.com
    • usenetposts Re: Dog poo 21.02.06, 20:23
      A bit "pat on the back" for starting this thread.
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