clever_scientist
20.02.06, 18:09
Hello.
I'm in charge of a team of clever biologists, and we're investigating dog
poo, or, to use the Latin name, "shit".
My team have, using clever scientific methods, calculated the approximate
amount of dog poo in Poland, and also the approximate number of dogs in your
country (and their average size).
Now, the amount of dog poo, or, to use the Latin name, "shit", in Poland is
much more than could possibly be produced by the amount of dogs therein. It
covers approximately 2% of the entire surface of the Polish Republic. This is
considerably more than the European average.
From the statistics available to us, we can only conclude that either there
are a lot of dogs hidden in Poland, or a lot of poo is being imported.
If any of you "on the ground", so to speak, can enlighten us, then please let
us know.
And if any of you have any queries of a methodological nature, we'd be more
then happy to answer them.