kylie1
24.02.06, 20:19
>After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut
>back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.
>
>I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.
>
>Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she
>came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included
>$45 for makeup.
>
>I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't
>given up anything!"
>
>She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
>
>I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
>
>I don't think she'll be back.