Clemency

26.02.06, 08:28
Death row inmate receives clemency after all...
Or is this Waldek in spirit still fighting evil? How is it on the other side
Waldek?

Well, at least we tried even though I had a feeling it wouldn't work...

I am sure some people will be more than happy to see you back, Waldek.
    • waldek1610 Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 11:15
      kylie1 napisala:

      > Before your grand exit, we would like to leave you with a list of useful
      > things you can do in your free time:

      > 1. Run over your toes with a lawn mower
      > 2. join the Bavarian National Yodeling team
      > 3. start licking stamps for the post office
      > 4. put your head in the oven and see if it can get any hotter (steam?)
      > 5. give your finger tips a rest and read something practical

      > like:

      > - swahili songs and poetry
      > - dental care for dogs and cats that don't have teeth
      > - consumer reports on toothpics
      > - finger painting with ketchup
      > - basket weaving 101

      > If that's not enough you can always get "Where is Waldo" for hours of
      > simple and clean Waldo fun.

      > Enjoy smile



      Geez Kylie, I wished I was immune from "responsiblilty for my words" the way
      you are...I guess you are special, and given that you can throw dirt all over
      your oponent all you want, without being trialed like me...
      • usenetposts Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 11:39
        waldek1610 napisał:


        > Geez Kylie, I wished I was immune from "responsiblilty for my words" the way
        > you are...I guess you are special, and given that you can throw dirt all over
        > your oponent all you want, without being trialed like me...

        I said you could have one post with the last word after your banning, Waldek. I
        guess that was it. I'm switching you off now, then. Bye bye.
        • cocodrinker Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 14:38
          usenetposts napisał:

          > waldek1610 napisał:
          >
          >
          > > Geez Kylie, I wished I was immune from "responsiblilty for my words" the
          > way
          > > you are...I guess you are special, and given that you can throw dirt all
          > over
          > > your oponent all you want, without being trialed like me...
          >
          > I said you could have one post with the last word after your banning, Waldek.
          I
          >
          > guess that was it. I'm switching you off now, then. Bye bye.
          >


          That's what you think!
          • usenetposts Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 14:40
            cocodrinker napisał:

            > usenetposts napisał:
            >

            > > I said you could have one post with the last word after your banning, Wal
            > dek.
            > I
            > >
            > > guess that was it. I'm switching you off now, then. Bye bye.
            > >
            >
            >
            > That's what you think!

            That's what I know.
    • usenetposts Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 14:30
      kylie1 napisała:

      > Death row inmate receives clemency after all...
      > Or is this Waldek in spirit still fighting evil? How is it on the other side
      > Waldek?
      >
      > Well, at least we tried even though I had a feeling it wouldn't work...
      >
      > I am sure some people will be more than happy to see you back, Waldek.

      I left his life support system switched on so that he could have a single post
      of his last words.

      Far be it from me to send someone into the next world unshriven.

      But I had to go to sleep, I couldn't wait around all night to let him have one
      post and then switch him off, so I thought I would give him the benefitof the
      doubt.

      Instead of a single post, he had six. He couldn't even resist breaking that
      last bit of trust I had in him here.

      He's gone now.
      • hardenfelt Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 15:18
        usernetposts wrote:
        > He's gone now.

        I'll miss him!
        • usenetposts Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 15:29
          hardenfelt napisał:

          > usernetposts wrote:
          > > He's gone now.
          >
          > I'll miss him!

          You won't be the only one, but a vote is a vote.
        • chris-joe Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 15:35
          hardenfelt napisał:
          > I'll miss him!


          I know, it came as a blow. But I guess we will all have to pick up the pieces
          and try to go on living. However painful and difficult it will be.
          • usenetposts Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 15:38
            chris-joe napisał:

            > hardenfelt napisał:
            > > I'll miss him!
            >
            >
            > I know, it came as a blow. But I guess we will all have to pick up the pieces
            > and try to go on living. However painful and difficult it will be.

            Our heart will go on. [cue the celtic pipes]
            • chris-joe Re: Clemency 26.02.06, 16:05
              "Our heart will go on. [cue the celtic pipes]"

              (Turning volume off- tears swelling in my eyes)
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