varsovian 22.03.06, 13:08 What is the difference between men and women? - A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. - A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Odpowiedz Link czytaj wygodnie posty
ejmarkow Re: Joke 22.03.06, 14:32 -A Day in Elementary School- One day, a teacher asks her class which part of the body goes to heaven first. A little girl raises her hand and answers, "Your mind probably goes to heaven first because you must think and believe in God". The teacher approves of her answer, says "Very good", and then little Mikey raises his hand. The teacher asks, "Ok, Mikey, what do you think?". Little Mikey replies, "I think the feet go to heaven first because last night I was passing my parents bedroom and my mother had her feet up in the air shouting, "Oh God...I'm coming!". Odpowiedz Link
asdf401 Re: Joke 22.03.06, 15:08 Two WW2 vets, one from Rusia one from Germany are talking over some vodka. So, how's live been treating you? - asked the German guy. Live's been good to me! I have a house, kids go to school, I have a great wife. But you tell me please, how's life been treating you? -I've been elected pope! (authentic translation from polish!) Odpowiedz Link
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ianek70 The Wit and Wisdom of Minimax 22.03.06, 21:05 marimax napisał: > I hope you rot in hell you asshole Ho ho ho. What a surreal sense of humour you've got, son. Odpowiedz Link
ianek70 Re: The Wit and Wisdom of Minimax 23.03.06, 14:09 varsovian napisał: > Chortle chortle bunkum It's rude to make fun of bitter, frustrated, humourless little men. I'd never do it. Odpowiedz Link
usenetposts Re: Joke 23.03.06, 13:25 marimax napisał: > I hope you rot in hell you asshole I'm gonna have to squelch that one, I'm afraid. Odpowiedz Link