Joke

22.03.06, 13:08
What is the difference between men and women?
- A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

- A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
    • ejmarkow Re: Joke 22.03.06, 14:32
      -A Day in Elementary School-

      One day, a teacher asks her class which part of the body goes to heaven first.
      A little girl raises her hand and answers, "Your mind probably goes to heaven
      first because you must think and believe in God". The teacher approves of her
      answer, says "Very good", and then little Mikey raises his hand. The teacher
      asks, "Ok, Mikey, what do you think?". Little Mikey replies, "I think the feet
      go to heaven first because last night I was passing my parents bedroom and my
      mother had her feet up in the air shouting, "Oh God...I'm coming!".
      • asdf401 Re: Joke 22.03.06, 15:08
        Two WW2 vets, one from Rusia one from Germany are talking over some vodka. So,
        how's live been treating you? - asked the German guy. Live's been good to me! I
        have a house, kids go to school, I have a great wife. But you tell me please,
        how's life been treating you?
        -I've been elected pope!
        (authentic translation from polish!)
        • marimax [...] 22.03.06, 20:50
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          • ianek70 The Wit and Wisdom of Minimax 22.03.06, 21:05
            marimax napisał:

            > I hope you rot in hell you asshole

            Ho ho ho.
            What a surreal sense of humour you've got, son.
            • marimax Re: The Wit and Wisdom of Minimax 23.03.06, 10:46
              I hope you follow him too.
              • varsovian Re: The Wit and Wisdom of Minimax 23.03.06, 13:22
                Chortle chortle bunkum
                • ianek70 Re: The Wit and Wisdom of Minimax 23.03.06, 14:09
                  varsovian napisał:

                  > Chortle chortle bunkum

                  It's rude to make fun of bitter, frustrated, humourless little men.
                  I'd never do it.
          • usenetposts Re: Joke 23.03.06, 13:25
            marimax napisał:

            > I hope you rot in hell you asshole

            I'm gonna have to squelch that one, I'm afraid.
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