Male/Female Poem

30.03.06, 16:58
FEMALE POEM

I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how
big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Liquor store, a
big boat and a golf course.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
    • usenetposts Re: Male/Female Poem 30.03.06, 22:29
      Heh. Where did you get this?
      • feluisak Re: Male/Female Poem 31.03.06, 17:23
        My coworker e-mailed it to me.
        I don't know what the origin of it is....
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