kylie1
01.04.06, 06:24
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have ... (keep reading)
Jim and Sharon were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there. Sharon promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Sharon's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Sharon the news she said, "Sharon, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
able to rationally respond to a crisis ! by jumping in and saving the life
of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays
sound mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Sharon replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry." "How soon
can I go home?"