Sexual Hypocrisy

04.04.06, 13:18
Religious fundamentalists have been sending leaflets to Polish schools
warning of the unnatural and perverted things consenting adult homosexuals do
with each other in the privacy of their own homes.
wiadomosci.gazeta.pl/wiadomosci/1,53600,3257896.html
At least 95% of us are hetero and so don't particularly care. In general,
normal people of whatever orientation are not obsessed with the sex lives of
others.
Since these religious fundamentalists are Catholics, and therefore believe
that any sexual contact for non-babymaking reasons (for love, pleasure, etc)
is a sin, then what difference does it make to them whether you shove it up
your wife's bahookey or your boyfriend's? Are their wives so prudish that
they have to get their sick voyeuristic pleasure from making lists of the
things that other people do for fun?
    • portulaco Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 04.04.06, 15:13
      BEZ KOMENTARZY!!!

    • usenetposts Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 04.04.06, 18:33
      ianek70 napisał:

      > Religious fundamentalists have been sending leaflets to Polish schools
      > warning of the unnatural and perverted things consenting adult homosexuals do
      > with each other in the privacy of their own homes.
      > wiadomosci.gazeta.pl/wiadomosci/1,53600,3257896.html
      > At least 95% of us are hetero and so don't particularly care. In general,
      > normal people of whatever orientation are not obsessed with the sex lives of
      > others.
      > Since these religious fundamentalists are Catholics, and therefore believe
      > that any sexual contact for non-babymaking reasons (for love, pleasure, etc)
      > is a sin, then what difference does it make to them whether you shove it up
      > your wife's bahookey or your boyfriend's? Are their wives so prudish that
      > they have to get their sick voyeuristic pleasure from making lists of the
      > things that other people do for fun?

      Catholics in their clergy are obsessed by sex, because you always want what you
      cannot have. It's a pity that they did not accept my offer to become the first
      Protestant Pope and reform them good and proper, or by now I would have decreed
      ex-cathedra that within 6 months every priest, monk and nun should be married.
      I would even have set up a web-site to get them matched up.

      The doctrine of celibacy is a twelfth century blasphemy that has caused more
      breaching of human rights and personal suffering than anything else that
      happened in that sorry time, including the Black Death, and renders the whole
      catholic church incapable of obtaining experienced life-advice from its pastors.

      It is time to get rid of it, if B16 seriously wants to show a commitment to
      Christian unification. How can we unify when all the Romish priests are
      expected to conform to a doctrine which the Bible itself calls a doctrine of
      demons?
      • ianek70 Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 04.04.06, 18:47
        usenetposts napisał:


        > It's a pity that they did not accept my offer to become the first
        > Protestant Pope

        Well I'm more of a traditionalist and wanted to become the 22nd atheist pope,
        but it's all done through contacts, so they don't even bother putting the
        application form on line sad
        • marimax Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 04.04.06, 23:01
          What do you know about real sex you faggot
          • russh Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 06:57
            Maxmara, you're demonstrating all your inadequacies now.
            • ianek70 Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 12:19
              russh napisał:

              > Maxmara, you're demonstrating all your inadequacies now.

              No, I'm sure marigold's got plenty more inadequacies that we don't yet know
              about.
          • ianek70 Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 12:17
            marimax napisał:

            > What do you know about real sex you faggot

            W sprawach seksualnych zawsze przydatny jest fiut, i jeden się właśnie
            odezwał smile
        • usenetposts Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 10:22
          ianek70 napisał:

          > usenetposts napisał:
          >
          >
          > > It's a pity that they did not accept my offer to become the first
          > > Protestant Pope
          >
          > Well I'm more of a traditionalist and wanted to become the 22nd atheist pope,
          > but it's all done through contacts, so they don't even bother putting the
          > application form on line sad

          To me they said "Heh, for bein-a considerato, you have-a to be one off-a guys
          in red-a hat!" So I said, "No way. I'm not compromising my deeply-held beliefs.
          I'll stick to the Windows operating system, thank you very much."
          • ianek70 Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 11:02
            usenetposts napisał:


            > To me they said "Heh, for bein-a considerato, you have-a to be one off-a guys
            > in red-a hat!"

            Really? They told me I'd have to walk on the waters of the Tiber, and
            recommended their friends with dark glasses who produce special concrete socks
            for such occasions.
            Anyway, I changed my mind and applied for a job as an ayatollah, which seems to
            be more or less the same as a cardinal, but the costume is less, well, gay and
            you get more wives.
            They said only shortlisted candidates would be notified and that was months
            ago sad
            • russh Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 11:20
              These things take time.
            • usenetposts Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 12:31
              ianek70 napisał:

              > usenetposts napisał:
              >
              >
              > > To me they said "Heh, for bein-a considerato, you have-a to be one off-a
              > guys
              > > in red-a hat!"
              >
              > Really? They told me I'd have to walk on the waters of the Tiber, and
              > recommended their friends with dark glasses who produce special concrete
              socks
              > for such occasions.
              > Anyway, I changed my mind and applied for a job as an ayatollah, which seems
              to
              >
              > be more or less the same as a cardinal, but the costume is less, well, gay
              and
              > you get more wives.
              > They said only shortlisted candidates would be notified and that was months
              > ago sad

              Looks like you didn't "khomeini" closer to being Ayatollah than Pope.

              I'll settle for being an Imam, at least they give you imam bayildi.
              • russh Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 12:48
                > Looks like you didn't "khomeini" closer to being Ayatollah than Pope.

                Very, very good.
                • usenetposts Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 16:36
                  russh napisał:

                  > > Looks like you didn't "khomeini" closer to being Ayatollah than Pope.
                  >
                  > Very, very good.

                  Thanks, but I must admit it's not mine.

                  It belongeth unto the Prophet Atkinson, behold!

                  blogs.salon.com/0003494/2005/02/09.html
                  • russh Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 16:45
                    And he's from the same Uni, although a tad older.

                    I saw him live once (just after Not The Nine O'clock News ended). He was
                    phenomenal. Incredible wit, teeming with hard-hitting satire (Ben Elton
                    quality), and that unbelievable elastic face. An evening I shall never forget.
    • kylie1 Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 00:18
      ianek, God, I think I have seen everything. Here in Canada they publish books
      for school kids that teach about homosexual parents and these guys get out of
      their way to do the opposite. What I wonder about is who gives them the
      authority to do that? ( Mr Kaczor?) Churches DO NOT do that. They would never
      get away with it here. Whatever happened to: "We are ALL God's children -
      straight or gay" - so WHY turn your back on one of God's creations? Why are
      they so obessed with sex? Like Davey said, we know what's on a hungry man's
      mind....
      Shame on you guys!
      • minimus Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 00:24
        kylie1 napisała:

        > ianek, God, I think I have seen everything. Here in Canada they publish books
        > for school kids that teach about homosexual parents and these guys get out of
        > their way to do the opposite. What I wonder about is who gives them the
        > authority to do that? ( Mr Kaczor?) Churches DO NOT do that. They would never
        > get away with it here. Whatever happened to: "We are ALL God's children -
        > straight or gay" - so WHY turn your back on one of God's creations? Why are
        > they so obessed with sex? Like Davey said, we know what's on a hungry man's
        > mind....
        > Shame on you guys!

        Ale ci ludzie byli z pewnością "pełni zadumy" parę dni temu.
        • varsovian Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 13:13
          By one underground exit to Jana Pawla is a little shop. In it's front window
          it has hetero porn mags, lesbian mags for male voyeurs, and male homo mags ...
          right next to a publication in praise of Jan Pawel II.
          As a Catholic, I'm spoilt for choice!!!!!!!
          • ianek70 Lowering the tone 05.04.06, 20:36
            varsovian napisał:

            > By one underground exit to Jana Pawla is a little shop. In it's front window
            > it has hetero porn mags, lesbian mags for male voyeurs, and male homo
            mags ...

            Remember this is a family forum, so please try not to use vulgar expressions
            like "underground exit"...
      • ianek70 Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 13:31
        kylie1 napisała:

        > ianek, God, I think I have seen everything. Here in Canada they publish books
        > for school kids that teach about homosexual parents and these guys get out of
        > their way to do the opposite. What I wonder about is who gives them the
        > authority to do that?

        Well, it is consistent with their beliefs (at the moment it's impossible to get
        a man pregnant no matter how hard you try), but it's the hypocrisy that's so
        funny.
        If they want to be consistent, why don't they publish leaflets for straight
        teens warning them of the evils of playing with themselves, or explaining in a
        logical, scientific way why it's dangerous to stick it in a woman's cleavage or
        smear your wife with nutella?
        • kylie1 Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 05.04.06, 23:47
          > If they want to be consistent, why don't they publish leaflets for straight
          > teens warning them of the evils of playing with themselves.

          I heard playing with yourself is supposed to make you go blind! Since everyone
          can still see perfectly fine, they can't say that any more...
          It's a ridiculous abuse of their power. After all, their own sex abuses have
          put them right up there with other sexual offenders, so should they be talking?
          They've got their heads so far up their rear ends it' really sad to watch.
          Hopefully, people will catch on to that bunch of bologne pretty soon and tell
          them to mind their own business.

          • varsovian Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 06.04.06, 09:19
            Thanks for the tip about Nutella ...
            • portulaco Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 06.04.06, 09:58
              Kylie1 said:

              <<I heard playing with yourself is supposed to make you go blind! Since everyone
              can still see perfectly fine, they can't say that any more...
              It's a ridiculous abuse of their power. After all, their own sex abuses have
              put them right up there with other sexual offenders, so should they be talking?
              They've got their heads so far up their rear ends it' really sad to watch.
              Hopefully, people will catch on to that bunch of bologne pretty soon and tell
              them to mind their own business.>>

              Why so many of them wear glasses with those Mr. Magoo lenses? big_grin
            • usenetposts Re: Sexual Hypocrisy 10.04.06, 00:18
              varsovian napisał:

              > Thanks for the tip about Nutella ...

              ditto.
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