kylie1
22.04.06, 00:08
> As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White
>House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to
>attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
>
> The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic
>Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice-president Cheney, and I got one
>for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."
>
> The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade,
>sir."