Polish things with obscene names

22.04.06, 10:01
Can you still get "Fart" chocolate bars? I've never seen them in any shops.
Unlike "Banana Bum", a new drink whose fruity goodness and bananic vitamins
turn your arse yellow.
But my favourite is the chain of shops stocking clothes designed by Ewa
Minge. The one in K-ce has got "MINGE" written in big letters above the door.
I keep trying to get the girlfriend to buy something there so that I can get
a tasteful and stylish bag with the word "minge" printed on it, but she says
the clothes are obciachowe sad
    • nasza_maggie Re: Polish things with obscene names 22.04.06, 10:03
      I think it works the other way too.

      Like the dutch(?) lightbulbs 'Osram'....
      • ianek70 Re: Polish things with obscene names 22.04.06, 10:45
        nasza_maggie napisała:

        > I think it works the other way too.

        It works all ways.
        When I was wee there was some form of toy or plaything called a Fudd, which was
        so great that no child could live without it (at least according to the
        adverts).
        Unfortunately, however, they weren't allowed to sell it in Scotland, since fud
        is a vulgar Scots term for a lady's front bottom. So we never found out what
        this toy was.

        Those APAP tablets are funny, too.
        "Feeling bad? Stick a pap in your mouth!" Excellent advice smile
        • usenetposts Re: Polish things with obscene names 22.04.06, 12:56
          I still have a scan I once made of a "fart" wrapper, with it's joyful elephant
          for good measure.

          I understand that Vicks ointment had to be changed for Germany, as it sounded
          like an exhortation to "Selbstbefriedigung", like they ever needed to be told.

          A young lady called Julita Kok asked me why it was that whenever they asked her
          her name in England during her visit, the answer was greeted with barely
          bridled mirth, and I told her that the only way round it was to change her
          surname when she got married. Fortunately she already found her fiance in
          England, and no doubt she will make this Alan Hiscock a very happy man.

          A certain Pierre Delauney had similar problems when trying to implement his
          ideas in a Polish factory. All the ideas they didn't like turned out to be
          attributed to him, he felt.

          In other news, the shi'ites obstinately stick to the name of their religion. A
          spokesman, Sheik Itun Shi'ite, said that there was was however one of the
          breakaway factions, called the Hadawayyun Shi'ites, and they were starting to
          think of alternative designations.
          • ianek70 Re: Polish things with obscene names 22.04.06, 13:44
            I once knew a woman called Anna Tyc.
            And I wonder if that Mr Bosak from LPR has ever been to Scotland?
            • nasza_maggie Re: Polish things with obscene names 22.04.06, 15:29
              Tyc?

              I knew a Tyc once too in London.
            • usenetposts Re: Polish things with obscene names 22.04.06, 19:52
              I met a Herr E Tietz once. And I saw a dentist's sign for Dr Bernd Fleisch.
    • doomhunk Re: Polish things with obscene names 28.04.06, 16:35
      My wife bought some lovely flowers for our balcony. 'Golden Shower' they were
      called...
      • usenetposts Re: Polish things with obscene names 28.04.06, 22:10
        doomhunk napisała:

        > My wife bought some lovely flowers for our balcony. 'Golden Shower' they were
        > called...

        *splurf*
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