THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

14.03.04, 14:42
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.



I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.



1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys, 'We will never "interfere"
again.



2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.



3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.



4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.



5. No "students" over age 21. The older ! ones are the bombers. If they don't
attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.



6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to cope for a while.



7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)



8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, ! rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or
given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.



9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.



10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
    • patience - Osama bin Laden Observations 14.03.04, 14:55
      "What we know about Osama bin Laden is this
      • patience France's Pre-Emptive Surrender 14.03.04, 15:00
        France's Pre-Emptive Surrender (term used by French writer)
        Institut Hayek Institute as translated on Terror Watch

        May 16, 2003

        Françoise Thom

        It's final paragraph reads: "Our foreign policy thus expresses a sort of
        preemptive capitulation. France takes the initiative of breaking with the
        Western camp in the hope of avoiding a battle of wills with its wild and
        fanatical youth after having failed to tame it. This profound cowardice is
        hidden behind the exhibited panache of a little country that oppose a big one.
        The myth of Asterix hides a decidedly more sordid reality. Anti-Americanism
        makes possible this fraud and the continuance of a policy that risks making us
        ill beyond repair and sinking all of Europe with us."
    • Gość: Smutny Re: THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN IP: 217.158.37.* 14.03.04, 15:24
      Good plan but it’s missing one important point:

      10. Stop support, protection and financing of Israel.

      • Gość: dana33 Re: THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN IP: *.adsl.actcom.co.il 14.03.04, 16:14
        patience.... you made my day, smieje sie do teraz!!!!!
        • patience Re: THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN 14.03.04, 19:19
          you welcome:)

          make yr evening as well:

          crass.on.ru/flash/bbird.html

          ;)
          • Gość: dana33 Re: THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN IP: *.adsl.actcom.co.il 14.03.04, 19:26
            nu, tu juz cala rodzina "zalatwiona" smiechem...
      • Gość: dana33 Re: THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN IP: *.adsl.actcom.co.il 14.03.04, 16:16
        smutniachu...... bidulka ty moja, taka frustracja nie wplywa dobrze na
        psychike... nie ma nikogo, kto by cie pocieszyl????
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