Trump, Bush, Hillary nie przejda! Prezydentem USA

16.09.15, 01:18
bedzie nikt inny a W. W. Putin. Amerykanie potrzeebuja lidera, ktory uratuje strane, lepszego nie ma od Wowki !!!!!
A po co Putin mialby przylatywac do NY teraz ? Nasesje ONZ ? Nikt w takie bzdury nie wierzy. Putin pryzjezdza na zaproszenie calej Ameryki , calej Europy , Brazyli i Chin. Koronacji dokonac moze sam Francisze, bo pocoz mialby przylatywac do Washingtonu, New jersey by wystarczylo.

UNITED STATES - What? Putin will run for President of U.S in 2016? Yes, you are right. It sounds ridiculous, however, the truth is in front of you. But how could this happen? What is behind it? Our reporter secretly interviewed President Obama’s daughters, Malia Obama and Sasha Obama. The daughters said that their father just met Putin in the White House two days ago. Putin was camouflaged as a bodyguard of Michelle Obama, President Obama’s wife. Putin broached his idea of running the president of the U.S in 2016. He also mentioned that he was still a novice of running for U.S President and hoped Obama could help him. Obama totally agreed with Putin and showed that he would support him. “You will be the first Russian U.S president, I promise!” Obama said.

Even though Obama made his promise, can Putin really be the President of the U.S? Is it possible? As we know, Democrats lost the campaigns against Republicans. At least part of the reason was Obama. What is the opinion of U.S citizens? They are the real deciders of the Presidential election.

By secretly asking some U.S citizens about the opinion of Putin being U.S president, we got the result. Surprisingly, most U.S citizens showed that they would definitely vote for Putin. Eric, a U.S citizen, said that “I have totally lost the confidence of Democrats and Republicans. Putin will be a good try.” One reporter asked, “But does a Russian running for President fit American laws?” “That will be Putin’s problem.” Eric said. “I believe that he can make some innovations of the law.” However, some U.S citizens suggested that it is duplicity to allow such an election. “It’s devious,” JC, a Republican voter said, “That’s just a joke; how can a Russian be U.S President!”

What is Putin’s opinion about running for U.S president? Reporters of our website had an interview with Russian President Vladimir Putin when Putin embarked on the plane back to Russia. “How did you generate this idea?” asked the reporters. “Weak country has weak leadership,” Putin said. “I can bring the glory back for the U.S!” He mentioned that he will run for the President as a Democrat. Our reporter asked, “A lot of U.S citizen think you are just a joke and unreputable. Hillary Clinton will beat you easily. What do you think?” “I can smash her easily. After I control the power of the U.S, I will change the world and make earth a better planet!” answered Vladimir Putin. Even though Putin’s plan sounds fictitious, it is actually possible. By the calculation of military experts, Russians and Americans possess the possibility to change the whole world.
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    • j-k Dobrzi, ale Putin nie urodzil sie w USA 16.09.15, 09:09
      a konstytucja tego wymaga.
      No i co zrobisz ?
      • 5magna Re: Dobrzi, ale Putin nie urodzil sie w USA 16.09.15, 13:11
        Obama tez sie nie urodzil. Madre slowa powiedzial Bush ze Konstytucja USA to tylko kawalek papieru.....
        • j-k bzdury... 16.09.15, 13:21
          Amerykanie przylaczyli Hawaje do USA - by Osama mogl byc Presidentem.

          podobnie jak Francuzi przylaczyli Korsyke - by Napoleon Cesarzem mogl byc...


          a Rassiji do USA przylaczyc nie chca...
          • 5magna Re: bzdury... 16.09.15, 13:28
            Przeciez Obama sie urodzil w Kenii a jego metryke sfalszowano......Czytaj wiecej faktow.
            • 5magna Re: bzdury... 16.09.15, 13:31
              wasobamaborninkenya.com/
              • boavista4 Re: Moje prywatne badania wykazaly 16.09.15, 18:43
                ze Putin urodzil sie n Alasce, czyli jest amerykaninem. Oficjalnie pizza co [pizza. ale jak ja cos znajde to staje sioe prawem. Nie [podjabla Nataniahu leci teraz do Moskwy ! No to koszera za Putina !
                • j-k No to jest rzeczywiscie Zloty Pociag - do wladzy:) 16.09.15, 20:59
                  boavista4 napisał(a):
                  ze Putin urodzil sie n Alasce, czyli jest amerykaninem


                  No to jest rzeczywiscie Zloty Pociag - do wladzy:)
    • nachlany_wolak A teraz poligloto przetłumacz to 16.09.15, 18:48
      • boavista4 Re:Co ? 16.09.15, 19:46
        proszisz o przetlumaczenie, czego ?
        To ze Putin urodzil sie na Alasce zostalo ujawnione przez Edziia Snowdena I jego przyjaciela Glena Grunwalda. . Podaly to juz dawno media swiatowe !

        In the middle of the Bering Strait lie two islands, Little Diomede Island and Big Diomede Island, just 2.4 miles apart. Big Diomede is part of Russia. Little Diomede (or as the natives call it "'Lil Di") is part of the state of Alaska, USA. From Lil Di, you really can see Russia from your house.

        It was there, on October 7, 1951, that Vladimir Putin was born, as revealed recently in documents leaked by Glenn Greenwald via Edward Snowden via Julian Assange via Daniel Ellsberg via Alger Hiss.

        The CIA has known this information for 25 years, and administrations from HW Bush to Obama have held it back until the right opportunity arose. In early September 2013, the Obama administration needed the right kind of leverage on Putin to pressure Syria on chemical arms and avoid involving the United States in Syria, or at least an adverse vote in Congress. Putin was approached through back channels involving ex-KGB agents and Aryan Nation members in Albuquerque, NM, aided by extortion specialists from the House of Representatives. Kerry got the word and "let slip" his "they can always turn over their chemical weapons" comment. The rest is nearly history.

        The Syria deal was threatened when Greenwald published the Putin Born in the US scoop, but by that time, the Russian leader had embraced his newly revealed place of birth, saying

        "I love U.S. Well, not so much gays, but still. .. . Maybe I run for President of U.S. for GOP. Hah-hah."
        The "Hah-hah" part was edited out on Drudge and Fox.
        Then he told the tale of his birth on Lil Di in a column in his now regular Op-ed slot in the New York Times (He replaced David Brooks, who was put on permanent "book leave" in Irkutsk):


        My mamochka, Maria Ivanovna Putina, was an avid kayaker. Nothing would stop her from plunging into even icy waters and paddling for hours, not even being nine months pregnant. On the morning of October 7, 1951, she was kayaking off of Big Diomede Island when she was blown off course, landing on Lil Di, where she gave birth to me with the assistance of kindly Inupiat Inuit midwives. We then climbed back into the kayak and returned to Big Diomede.
        Maria Ivanovna and I made our way back to Leningrad (now St. Petersburg), where she used her close connections with Stalin to have my (long form) birth certificate show my birth in Leningrad, and the local papers published a back dated birth announcement. And as I rose in the KGB ranks and then post-Soviet politics, my secret US birth remained unknown.
        Immediately after the disclosure, Putin's name started to be "mentioned" as a GOP Presidential contender for 2016:
        A Time cover story featured a shirtless Putin draped with an American Flag sarong and the headline: "Can the "Bare" Russian Beat Hillary?"
        Tom Friedman intoned to Charlie Rose, "Let's wait six months to see if Putin is a viable GOP candidate."

        Maureen Dowd wrote, "Unlike the wimpy Barry, Vlad does not suffer fools gladly. In fact, he poisons them. How manly is that?"

        Rich Lowry wrote that he "saw constellations" bursting from Putin's six-pack physique.

        Peggy Noonan said on Meet the Press, "Screw Reagan. This guy can tear down my wall anytime."
        Polls showed Putin surging to the lead almost immediately, at the expense of Chris Christie, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan.
        A "Draft Putin" group put out a devastating ad, juxtaposing the shirtless Putin next to a shirtless Christie, with the voiceover, "Are you kidding me?"

        The latest poll showed Putin at 60%, with Christie, Paul and Ryan at 5% each and the rest divided among Peter King, Steve King, King Crimson, Louis Gohmert, Michelle Bachmann, George Zimmerman, Ted Cruz, Paul Broun, Rudy Giuliani, Ted Nugent and Yakov Smirnoff.

        Interviewed at the Kremlin, Putin said he was strongly considering entering the race. If elected, he noted he would keep his "day job" as Russian President. "Would be awesome, no?" he said.

        (inspired, in part by Steve Benen's excellent work on the right's Putin love.)
        • nachlany_wolak Wklejać to ja nawet i po chińsku umię, poligloto 16.09.15, 19:47
          • 5magna Re: Wklejać to ja nawet i po chińsku umię, poligl 16.09.15, 20:18
            Chodzi o to aby gowno do ciebie przykleic. Idz do felusia srac do butelki. znasz sie na butelkach...
            • boavista4 Re: oni lubia mieszac 16.09.15, 21:25
              reka w nocniku. ich uwagi o jezyku to ich sr. do butelki.
              • nachlany_wolak Ci co się chwalą językami opanowany mają tylko 16.09.15, 22:52
                wolski i polski
                • boavista4 Re: nachlany wolak to nie Polak 19.09.15, 02:19
                  Nachlany Wolak,
                  Gdy powąchasz jedną nogę
                  zaraz spadniesz na podłogę.
                  Gdy powąchasz drugą nogę
                  nie podniesiesz się z podłogi nigdy już."
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