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      2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California
      spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself
      inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that
      the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out
      and give yourself up."



      3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a
      motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines,
      wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.



      4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all
      the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up
      the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police
      showed up and grabbed him.



      5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect
      who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each
      man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot,"
      the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"



      6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is
      pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first
      child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"



      7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven Richard
      King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a
      weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he
      failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

      (hellllllooooooo!)





      8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!) Last summer, down on Lake Isabella,
      located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some
      folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried,
      they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in
      almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an
      hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone
      there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed
      everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive
      went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of
      the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on
      water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in
      place, was the trailer.



      Does any one else not find it surprising that the majority of these took

      place in California??






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