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A big date with Rosy Palms A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Adjusting the antenna Adjusting your set Answering the Bone-A-Phone Applying
the hand brake Arguing with Henry Longfellow Arm-wrestling the purple-headed
stormtrooper Asking for a second opinion (your second head) Assault on a
friendly weapon Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Attending to the
throb knob needs Auditioning the hand puppet Backstroke roulette Badgering
the witness Baiting your hook Ball slappin' fun Bangin' your bacon Banging
one out Banging the Cyclops Bashing the Bishop Bashing the candle Bashing the
pear Basting the ham Batting practice Battling the purple-headed yogurt
slinger Beatin' Bobby Beating Bob and the twins Beating Jack Beating off
Beating the bait Beating the balloon Beating the balogna Beating the beagle
Beating the bed flute Beating the Bishop Beating the dummy Beating the fuck
out of your best friend Beating the goat Beating the old man Beating the pud
Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget Beating the snake Beating
the snot outta Rotney Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick Beating the
stick Beating your meat Beef-stroke-it-off Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
Being rough with the sex stick Being your own best friend Belaboring the
obvious Biffing off Bleeding the weed Blowing your load Blowing your own horn
Bludgeoning the beefsteak Blue-ball buster Blueball baseball Bobbing your
boloney Bonging your shlong Booting up the hard drive Boppin' your bologna
Bopping Richard Bopping the baloney Bopping the bishop Bopping the Bonzo
Bouncing the bunny Boxing Oscar Boxing Oscar in the closet Boxing the bald
champ Boxing the clown Boxing the Jesuit Boxing the Jesuit and getting
cockroaches Boxing the one-eyed clown Boxing the trouser mouse Boxing with
Richard Breaking the fish tank Buckin' it Buffin' the bishop Buffing my wand
Buffing the banana Buffing the rifle Buffing the wood Buffing your nuts
Buggering your hand Bunning your hot dog Burning off a few calories Burping
the baby Burping the worm Busting a nut Buttering your corn Calling all cum
Calling down for more Mayo Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a
strategic crisis Caning the vandal Caping the crusader Capturing the bishop
Carrying weight Casting off Changing your oil Charming the cobra Charming the
one-eyed trouser snake Charming the snake Cheap date Cheating on your other
hand Checking for testicular cancer Checking the plumbing Cheesing off
Chilling the dill Choking Charlie 'till he throws up Choking Kojak Choking
the bald guy until he pukes Choking the chicken Choking the hog Choking the
pirate Choking the sheriff and waiting for the posse to come Choking your
chicken Choking yourself into emission Chopping down Chucking one in the sink
Chucking the yogurt Churning your butter Civil War Clamping the pipe Cleaning
out your rope Cleaning the pipes Cleaning the walls after an accident
involving the Milk Man and the Cyclops Cleaning your rifle Clearing the
snorkel Climbin' the tree Climbing Mount Baldy Climbing Mt. Barbell (for guys
with pierced dicks) Climbing the corporate ladder Clobbering the bad guy
Clobbering the Kleenex Closet Frisbee Clubbing Eddy Clubbing the baby seal
Clubbing the clam Clubbing the dummy Coating Prince William Sound with love
oil Cocking the rifle Collecting a specimen Coming into your own Coming to
grips with the situation Coming to grips with yourself Committing mass
spermicide Cooking the cream of cock Cooking with Wong Corralling the
tadpoles Couch hockey for one Cracking one off Cracking the fat Crank yanking
Cranking Cranking for cum Cranking one off Cranking the love pump Cranking
the monkey Cranking the shank Crimping the wire Crowning the king Cuddlin'
the Kielbasa Cuffing the carrot Cuffing the dummy Cuffing the puppy Custer's
Last Stand Dancing round the maypole Dancing the two-fisted tango Dancing
with Johnnie One-Eye Dating Miss Michigan (think geography) Dating Mother
Palm and her five daughters Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters Debugging
the hard drive Decongesting the weasel Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)
Dick whacking Diddle whacking Diddling Digging for change Digitally
oscillating one's penis Discharging the heat-seeking moisture missile
Disciplining the primate Disseminating Do the Dew Dogger Bank Doin' a loner
with your boner Doin' the solitary rhumba Doing a hand job Doing an
impression of Goofy Doing battle with the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
Doing handiwork Doing it your way Doing the five-knuckle shuffle Doing the
hand jive Doing the hand-cooter Doing the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT Doing
the janitor thing Doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump Doing the
plotkin Doing the pork sword jiggle Doing the sin of Onan Doing the White
Knuckler Doing your own thing Doodling your noodle Downing at the club (for
members only) Downing the pitcher Draining the dragon Draining the lizard
Draining the main vein Draining the monster Draining the one-eyed monster
Draining the poisons from the building Draining the vats Draining the vein
Dripping white-hot coconuts from the veiny palm tree of lust Driving the skin
bus Droppin' a wad of hot wax Dropping a line Dropping stomach pancakes
Dropping the kids off at the pool Dry humping the ottoman Duking the Bishop
Dundering the devil-dolphin Electing the president Emptying your sex pistol
Engaging in safe sex Erupting Ol' Faithful Escorting the one-eyed postal
worker out of his denim cell Evicting the testicular squatters Falling in
love with your right hand Faxing Jimmy Dean Faxing the Pope Feeding the
chooks Feeding the ducks Fetching milk Filling Charlie's magic sock Finding
yourself Firing the flesh musket Firing the love rifle Firing the
presidential staff Firing the Surgeon General Firming your worm Fishing for
the two-toned trouser trout Fishing for zipper trout Fist fucking Fisting
your mister Five against one Five knuckle Olympics Five on one Five-Digit
Shuffle Five-finger discount Five-finger solo Five-knuckle chuckle Five-
knuckle-shuffle on the old piss pump Fixing the toilet Flapping Takkie (South
African) Flaying the Emperor Flick on over the thumb Flicking the bic
Flipping the Bishop Floggin' the log Flogging the Bishop Flogging the dog
Flogging the dolphin Flogging the dong Flogging the frog Flogging the General
Flogging the hog Flogging the log Flogging the mule Flogging the salami
Flogging your dong Flogging your dumber brother Flogging your log Flogging
your stob Fluffing the pillow Flute solo Fly fishing Flying a kite Following
my bliss Fondling the fig Fondling the fisherman Fondling the fountain
Fooling with your tool Foreplay with Fistina Four-knuckle shuffle (for those
who lost a finger in 'Nam) Freeing the hostages Freeing the Willies Freeing
Willy Freeing your dick fish into the gene pool Frigging the love muscle
(British) Friggit Frosting the pastries Fucking a pillow Fucking Mrs. Fist,
the five-fingered widow Fun with friction Galloping the antelope Galloping
the old lizard Ganging the plank Ganking Getting' your oil checked Gettin'
jizzy with it Getting a date with Slick Mittens Getting a grip on things
Getting a load off my mind Getting a milk mustache Getting a stiffy Getting
busy Getting chafed Getting in touch with your manhood Getting in touch with
yourself Getting off Getting tennis elbow Getting the dirty water off your
chest Getting the German soldier marching Getting the glue stick Getting to
know Miss Michigan Getting to know yourself Getting to know yourself
personally in the "biblical sense" Getting your caps peeled Getting your
exercise Getting your palm read by Mister Softee Getting your palm red
Getting your pole varnished Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple
turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter n
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      • Gość: Me Easy! This shit takes time. Here I go- "G" IP: * 27.05.04, 15:26
        Getting your pole varnished Givin' the one-eyed field mouse with the purple
        turtle-neck sweater a hot-butter nuggie Giving it a good once over Giving it a
        tug Giving Ms. Palm and and her five sisters a ride on the meat train Giving
        the John Hancock Giving the pink Mustang a lube job Giving the pink Mustang a
        spit shine Giving the seamen shore leave Giving your employee a raise Giving
        yourself a dishonorable discharge Giving yourself a hand Giving yourself a
        happy ending Giving yourself a helping hand Giving yourself a low five Glazing
        the donut Gluing the lady's eye's shut Going a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
        Going blind Going for the gold Going into battle with the purple-helmeted
        warrior Going on a date with Handrea and Palmela Going on a date with Rosey
        Palm and the five daughters Going on Peewee's little adventure Going steady
        with my bouncing Betty Going the blow Going to the basement Grappling the
        gorilla Greasin' up my love monkey Greasing the axle Greasing the flagpole
        Greasing the monkey Greasing the pipe Greasing your bone Gripping the pencil
        Hacking the hog Han Solo Hand job Hand Shandy Hand Solo Hand-starting the one-
        eyed yogurt thrower Hand work Hand-to-gland combat Handling heavy equipment
        Handling the hound Hands-on training Handy work Hanging out with Peter Tork
        Hanging the old man Hard labor Harping on Happy Harry Hard-on Hatchin' a batch
        Having a ball Having a Barclays Bank Having a bat Having a chuff Having a
        conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake Having a date with Fisty Palmer
        Having a date with Mrs. Thumb and her 4 daughters Having a date with Rosie Palm
        and her five sisters Having a ham shank Having a J. Arthur (British special,
        after J. Arthur Rank, it's rhyming slang) Having a one-night-stand with
        yourself Having a play date with your little friend Having a puppet show in
        your pants Having a Roy (Australian) Having a Sherman (British) Having a staff
        meeting Having a tommy tank Having a tug Having a tug-of-war with the cyclops
        Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel Having dinner Having group sex
        with five friends Having it off Having one off the wrist Having sex with
        someone you love Heaving the heathen handhold Helping Mr. Happy Hitchhiking to
        heaven Hitchhiking under the Big Top Hitching to heaven Hitting the ham Hitting
        the sack Hitting the speedbump Hoisting the flag Holding all the cards Holding
        my own Holding the sausage hostage Honing the cone Honing your bone Honking the
        bobo Huffing on the hoagie Hugging the hog Hugging the sausage Humpin' air
        Humping your fist Humping your hose In the hand Irking the dude Ironing some
        wrinkles J. Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank) Jack hammering Jackin'
        Jackin' the Beanstalk Jackin' your meat Jacking off Jacking up the hot rod Jag
        off Jammin' your jimmy Jazzing yourself Jelly roll Jenny Mccarthy Jaunt Jerkin'
        the gherkin Jerkin' the joystick Jerkin' your beef Jerking Jamby Jerking off
        Jerking the Johnson Jerking the turkey Jerking yanking daisy-chaining Jiggling
        the jewelry Jiggling your Johnson Jimmying your Joey Jizzlobbing Jogging the
        lizard Joining the Navy Joshing it Juice the Moose Juicing the jizz monster
        Jumping the jock Just combing my hair Just jerkin' it Keeping the Optometrists
        in business Kicking seamen Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes
        to "call your parents" Killing it Killing the Beast Killing the bird on punches
        Kneading my knockwurst Kneeding the bread Knockin' over the weeble Knocking one
        off Knocking the top off Knuckle nobbing Knuckle Shuffle on the ol' piss pump
        Knuckling the bone Launching the hand shuttle Launching the morning missile
        Launching the rocket Laying the smack down on yourself Leakin' the main drain
        Letting out the bulimic one-eyed monster Lighting the lava lamp Living it up
        Looking for ticks Loping the mule Love's labors lost Loving the lizard Loving
        the muppet Lubing the tube Make like Hans Solo and stroke your wookie Makin'
        moonshine Making a fist sandwich Making a foreskin cone Making a knuckle hot
        dog Making free hand lotion Making friends with Big Ed Making instant pudding
        Making nut butter Making soup for one Making special sauce with frank and beans
        Making the bald guy puke Making the Cyclops cry Making the cyclops do chin-
        ups 'til he throws up Making the llama spit Making the piggy squeal Making the
        scene with the magazine Making vanilla jism shakes Making with the tadpoles
        Making yogurt Making yourself at home Mangling the midget Manhandling the
        manhood Manhandling your man-handle Manipulating the mango Manning the cockpit
        Manual labor Manual override Masonic secret self handshake Massaging Mr. Ho-Ho
        Massaging the mink Massaging your muscle Massaging your purple-headed warrior
        Master bacon Measuring for condoms Medical wankorama Medieval folk dancing
        Meeting Mary Palm and her five sisters Meeting Rosie Hancock Meeting with
        Mother Thumb and her four daughters Meeting with Palmala Handerson Meeting your
        kids Milking one's self Milking the bull Milking the cow Milking the lizard
        Milking the monkey Milking the moose Milking the mule Milking the muscle
        Milking the weasel Milking your wood Milkywaying Million sperm march Minding my
        own business Moisturizing your hands with your beauty bar Molesting the mole
        Moulding hot plastic Mounting a corporal and four Much goo about nothing My sex
        life! Nerking your throbber Oiling the baseball bat Oiling the glove Oiling the
        mighty dick hinge Oiling the pogo stick Onan's Olympics Onanism One gun salute
        One hand clapping One handed shim sham One man show One off the wrist One stop
        shopping One-armed skiing One-handed workout One-man orgy One-man ring toss One-
        man show One-man tug-o-war Opening up a bottle of Squirt Organ solo Packing
        your palm Paddling the pickle Painting the ceiling Painting the pickle Painting
        the walls Painting your pants Palming the calm Pam Anderson Polka Pasting pages
        Pat the Robertson Pattin' the puppy Pedal and crank Pee Wee pleaser Peeing
        children Peeling some chilis Peeling the banana Peeling the carrot Performing a
        self-test Performing diagnostics on your ManTool Perling the oyster Petting the
        lizard Petting the puppy Petting the python Petting your animal Petting your
        dog Phoning the czar Pipping the pumpkin Playin' the bone-a-thon Playin' with
        hardballs Playin' with yourself Playing a little five-on-one Playing a one-
        stringed guitar Playing Billy Squier on the skin flute Playing five card draw
        with a handful of jacks Playing five card stud Playing in a one-man show
        Playing miniature golf Playing paintball with white paint Playing Peek-A-Boo
        with Mr. Johnson Playing peekaboo Playing peekaboo with Darth Vader Playing
        ping pong with your ding dong Playing pocket pinball Playing pocket polo with
        Agent Johnson Playing pocket pool Playing tag with the pink torpedo Playing the
        crotch trombone Playing the flesh flute Playing the male organ Playing the one-
        handed air guitar Playing the one-stringed melody Playing the organ Playing the
        piss pipe Playing the pisser Playing the skin flute Playing the solo symphony
        Playing the stand-up organ Playing tug-o-war with the cyclops Playing tug-o-war
        with the staked vampire 'til he flames up Playing Uno Playing with dick Playing
        with my little brother Peter Playing with Susi Palmer and her five friends
        Playing with the pogo stick Playing with the snake Playing with the spitting
        llama Playing with Yoosef Playing with your bird Playing with your noodle
        Playing with your turtle (for uncircumcised guys?) Playing with yourself
        Playing Yahtzee Playing your instrument Pleasing your pisser Pleasure pumping
        Plunking your twanger Poaching the salmon Pocket billiards Pocket pinball
        Pocket pool Poking palm Pole vaulting Polishing Percy in your palm Polishing
        the bayonet Polishing the beak Polishing the cane Polishing the
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          Pocket pool Poking palm Pole vaulting Polishing Percy in your palm Polishing
          the bayonet Polishing the beak Polishing the cane Polishing the chrome dome
          Polishing the family jewels Polishing the fire pole Polishing the helmet
          Polishing the hot rod Polishing the knob Polishing the Lighthouse Polishing the
          pink Mustang Polishing the Pope Polishing the purple people pleaser Polishing
          the rocket Polishing the rocking horse Polishing the rod Polishing the sword
          Polishing your bayonet Polishing your helmet Polishing your piece Popping a nut
          Popping the blister Popping the bone Popping the cork Popping the porpoise
          Popping the purple pimple Popping your top Pounding off Pounding the bald-
          headed moose Pounding the pud Pounding your flounder Pounding your piss pump
          Pounding your pud Pouring off the potatoes Practicing for the big game Praising
          God Preparing the carrot Priming the pump Pud wrestling Puddin' Pudwhacking
          Pullin' a few rounds Pulling off Pulling pud Pulling rank Pulling the blue-
          veined custard chucker Pulling the blue-veined junket pumper Pulling the
          bologna pony Pulling the carrot Pulling the Colonel Sanders Heimleich Manuever
          Pulling the cord Pulling the five-knuckle shuffle Pulling the goalie Pulling
          the handbrake Pulling the piss pump Pulling the pole Pulling the Pope Pulling
          the pork stick Pulling the root Pulling the rope Pulling the single serving
          soup dispenser Pulling the weed Pulling the wire Pulling your goalie Pulling
          your love muscle Pulling your own leg Pulling your plonker Pulling your power
          cord Pulling your prick Pulling your pud Pulling your taffy Pulling your wire
          Pummeling the priest Pumpin' the poodle Pumping cream Pumping for pleasure
          Pumping for power Pumping gas at the self-service island Pumping iron Pumping
          the electric goo gun Pumping the porpoise Pumping the python Pumping the soft
          soap dispenser Pumping the stump Punchin' the clown Punchin' the midget
          Punchin' the munchkin Punching the clown Punching the munchkin Punching the
          possum Punching the stepson Punching yourself in the crotch Punishing Percy
          Punishing Percy with the palm Punishing the Bishop Punishing the Pope Puttin'
          the tie on Qualifying in the testicular time trial Raising Stonehenge Raising
          the flag pole Raising the mainsail Raising your sail Ramming the ham Rapid
          delivery Rapid one arm pull-ups Raping your hand Reading poetry Releasing the
          Olympic Doves Relieving tension Reverse osmosis Riding the Great White Knuckler
          Riding the lightning Ringing the rag Rippin' the rocket Rocket piloting Rockin'
          the rooster Rolling the fleshy blunt Rolling your own Roman helmet rhumba
          Romancing the bone Romeo and Himself Rootin' for the Yankees Ropin' the long
          horn Roping the pony Roping the Pope Roughing the passer Roughing up the
          suspect Rounding up the tadpoles Rubbing off Rubbing one out Rubbing the Buddha
          for good luck Rubbing the magic one-eyed wonder weasel Rubbing the pink eraser
          Rubbing the rod Rubbing the unicorn's horn Running in single-user mode Running
          off a batch by hand Running the cheeta Sacrificing sperm to the god of lonely
          nights Safest sex Salting your nuts in the shell Sanding the obelisk Sanding
          wood Saying a private prayer in the Church of the First Holy Monkey Saying
          hello to Mr. Winkie Scalpin' the injun Schnauzer Shuffleboard Scouring the
          tower of power Scraping your carrot Scraping your horn Scratchin' the itch
          Scratching the cat pole Screwing your girlfriend Handgella Scromping the camper
          Seamen reporting for duty on the skin boat Seasonin' your meat Secret handshake
          Seeding the carpet Self abuse Self catering Self love Self-induced penile
          regurgitation Self-inflicted intercourse Sending a boy to the Academy Sending
          out the troops Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram Sex with someone you really
          love Shagging Shakin' hands with Little Richard Shakin' the snot off your frog
          Shaking coconuts from the love tree Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln Shaking
          hands with beef Shaking hands with Jack McNasty Shaking hands with Johnson
          Shaking hands with Mr. Happy Shaking Hands with Mr. President Shaking hands
          with Shorty Shaking hands with the boss Shaking hands with the general Shaking
          hands with the goblin of love Shaking hands with the Governor Shaking hands
          with the midget Shaking hands with the one-eyed trouser trout Shaking hands
          with the President Shaking hands with the unemployed Shaking hands with your
          John Thomas Shaking hands with your wife's best friend Shaking hands with Yul
          Brenner Shaking the bottle Shaking the coconut milk of love from the leafless
          palm trunk Shaking the dice Shaking the hand of the self-employed Shaking the
          sauce Shaking the sausage Shaking the snake Shaking the sugar tree Shaking the
          white-out pen Shanking Sharpening your pencil Shavin' the carrot Shellacking
          the shellaleigh Shemping the hog Shifting gears Shifting to fifth gear with the
          pork spear Shining the helmet Shining the pork sword Shining the shaft Shining
          the shank Shining your pole Shootin' your splouge Shooting Cupid's arrow
          Shooting enemies Shooting flies Shooting for the moon Shooting for the stars
          Shooting putty at the moon Shooting Sherman Shooting skeet (pull...shoot)
          Shooting tadpoles at the moon Shooting the pump action porridge gun Shooting
          the sherbert Shooting to score Shooting your wad Shuckin' Bubba Shucking the
          corn Simple infanticide Singing with Donny Osmond Skipping rope Slaking the
          bacon Slammin' the salami Slamming the ham Slamming the hammer Slamming the
          salmon Slamming the spam Slamming the sump-pump Slap-Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
          Slappin' the purple-headed yogurt pistol Slappin' Pappy Slapping high fives
          with Yul Brynner Slapping it Slapping my happy sacks Slapping the big-nosed
          Rasta man Slapping the carrot Slapping the clown Slapping the Cyclops Slapping
          the donkey Slapping the FleshGopher Slapping the meat Slapping the pud Slapping
          the salami Slapping your chub Slaying the beast Slaying the dragon Sleeping
          Slicking the stick Slinging jelly Slinging the jelly Sloppy Joe's last stand
          Sloppy sign language Smackin' Isaiah Smacking Bob around Smacking the monkey
          Smacking the oompa loompa Smacking the salami Smacking the weasel Smacking the
          yak 'til it spits back Smacking your sister Smacking-off Smoking the bratworst
          Snappin' off a batch Snapping one off Snapping the carrot Snapping the monkey
          Snapping the radish Snapping the rubber Snapping the whip Snapping your carrot
          Solo flight Solo marathon Solo sex Solo spurting Soup of the day Spackling the
          ceiling Spanking Cheetah Spanking Elvis Spanking Frank Spanking the bishop
          Spanking the frank Spanking the monkey Spanking the plank Spanking the salami
          Spanking the wank Spanking up a batch Speaking into the microphone Spear
          chucking Spearing the Spartans Spending some quality time with yourself
          Spermin' Herman the one-eyed German Spewing your load Spilling my children on
          my belly Spit-polishing the purple helmet Spitting up Splashing one out
          Spluging Spreading the mayo Spunking Spunking the Monk Spurtin' Bert Squashing
          the sea monkey Squeezing the burrito Squeezing the Charmin Squeezing the cheese
          Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Squeezing the glue Squeezing the
          juice Squeezing the lemon Squeezing the snake with the turtleneck sweater
          Squeezing the tube of toothpaste Squeezing the weasel Squeezing your cheese-dog
          Squirting off your load in the school bathroom Squishing the fish Staff meeting
          Stall clapping Starting the day off right Stirring the batter Stirring the soup
          Stirring the yogurt Stoking the fire Strainin' the main vein Strangling Kojak
          Strangling the hog Strangling the one-eyed trouser snake Strangling the Serpent
          Stress relief for a personal appendage Stretching the limo Stretching the
          turtle neck Striking the pink match Striking your match Stripping the bark off
          your wood Stro
          • Gość: Me Re: Easy! This shit takes time. Here I go- "S" IP: * 27.05.04, 15:31
            Stripping the bark off your wood Stroke 'til you spew Strokin' Strokin' the
            mule Strokin' the sausage Stroking it Stroking off Stroking the balony pony
            Stroking the dog Stroking the lizard Stroking the mole Stroking the one-eyed
            burping gecko Stroking the salami Stroking the satin-headed serpent Stroking
            the snake Stroking the squirmin' German Stroking the stallion Stroking the
            wiener Stroking your goat Stroking your poker Stroking your pud Stroking your
            twinkie Stromming the Thurmond Strummin' my six inch Studying for a math test
            Sucker-punching the blind webster Swickin' it Swinging the jump rope Swinging
            the light saber Swinging the purple-veined kidney stabber Swinging the royal
            red reproduction rod Tagging off Takin' the bunt sign Taking a five minute
            vacation south of the border Taking a nap Taking a shake break Taking Captain
            Picard to Warp-Speed Taking care of business Taking control of yourself Taking
            Herman to the circus Taking little Elvis to Graceland Taking matters into your
            own hands Taking ol' one eye through the fly Taking ol' one eye to the Knuckle
            Shuffle Taking part in population control Taking some time off Taking the dog
            for a walk Taking the Jocelyn Elders Midterm Taking the monster for a one-armed
            ride Taking the sperm whale for a walk Taking your turn at the self-serve pump
            Talking quietly to yourself Talking turkey Taming the shrew Taming the wild hog
            Tamping your tater Tapping the turkey Target practice Target practice with the
            yogurt gun Target practicing with white ammo Taunting the one-eyed weasel
            Teaching a one-eyed Chinaman how to dance Teaching him a lesson Teaching your
            kids to swim Teasing the purple-headed custard chucker Teasing the python
            Teasing the Viking Teasing the weasel Teasing the weenie Teeing off Tenderizing
            the tube steak Tenderizing your meat Test-firing the meat missle Testicular
            tensile strength test Testing the hand cream dispenser Testing the testicles
            Testing your batteries That crazy hand jive The art of Unisex The Colonel
            Sanders Heimleich Maneuver The five digit disco The five-knuckle shuffle on the
            old piss pipe The five-finger hustle with Russel the one-eyed love muscle The
            serta solo The sticky page rhumba Thrapping Thrashing the weasel Threading a
            needle Throbbing the knob Throwin' down Throwing Throwing a shower Throwing off
            a batch Throwing one Throwing the hamster against the wall Throwing up mayo
            Throwing your hand on the bed and raping it Thumping the pump Thumping your pud
            Thwackin' the sack Tickle the Elmo Ticklewigglejigglepickle Tickling my fancy
            Tickling the dragon's tail Tickling the ivory Tickling the one-eyed weasel
            Tickling the pickle Tickling the Polish salmon Toilet sailing Tonking Torkin'
            the fork Torqueing the turtle Torturing the tentacle Tossing off Tossing the
            boss Tossing the salad Tossing the sauce Tossing the snag Tossing the spam
            javelin Tossing the turkey Tossing the white ball Tossing yogurt Touching the
            penis Treating yourself right Trolling for the one-eyed walleye Trolling for
            trouser trout Trouser snake CPR Trouser trout dancing lesson Tube sock tango
            Tug of war with Cyclops Tuggin' the timber Tugging Mount Love Tugging old
            beater Tugging the rope Tugging the slug Tugging the tapioca tube Tugging the
            tossle Tugging the turkey Tugging your tubesteak Tuning my horn Tuning the
            antenna Tuning your organ Turning Japanese (UK - one step beyond wanking)
            Turning on your fire hose Tussle with your muscle Tussling the Muscle Twanging
            the wire Tweaking your twinkie Twisting your crank Twisting your tool Typing
            with one hand Uncorking the bottle Underarm javelin in the meat olympics
            Unloading Unloading the gun Unmasking Darth Vader Unsheathing the pork sword
            Unwrapping the pepperoni Using the Force on Darth Vader Using the force on your
            meat saber Using the ol' 1 wood Varnishing the cane Varnishing the flagpole
            Vibrating the viper and making him spit poison Violating the hedge-hog Visiting
            Old Faithful Visiting Rosy Palm and her five daughters Visiting the five-
            fingered widow Wacking a lap Wacking off Wacking the one-eyed worm Wacking the
            paddle Wacking the weasel Wacking the weiner Wacking the willie Wagging the dog
            Wailing Wakey wakey hands off snakey Waking the dead Waking Wee Willie Winkle
            Walking the dog Walking the plank Walking the snake Walking Wally the one-eyed
            wonder worm Waltzing with Willy Wank Wank-o-rama Wanking Wanking off Wanking
            with the one-eyed wonder weasel Warming up the altar boy's dinner Washing the
            elephant's trunk Washing the meat Washing the wolverine Wasting your wad
            Watching the geyser Waving the Magic Wand Waxing pedro Waxing the beanpole
            Waxing the car Waxing the carrot Waxing the dolphin Waxing the flipper Waxing
            the old goal post Waxing the rocket Waxing your Jackson Waxing your surfboard
            Waxing your weasel Waxing your Willy Whackin' the weasel Whacking it Whacking
            off Whacking the axe Whacking Willy Whacking your tack Whippin' the whopper
            Whipping off Whipping skippy Whipping the balls Whipping the bishop Whipping
            the dummy Whipping the one-eyed trouser snake Whipping the one-eyed wonder
            weasel Whipping the pony Whipping the rat Whipping the stiff Whipping the
            walrus Whipping the window washer Whipping the wire Whipping up a batch
            Whipping up some sour cream Whipping Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm Whipping
            your dripper White-water wristing Whitewashing Whittling the stick Whizzin'
            jism Whomping the walrus Wiggling your worm Winding my watch Winding the Jack
            in the Box Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Wonking your conker Wonking your donk
            Workin' out a stiff joint Working a cramp out of your muscle Working off
            Working off a batch Working overtime at the meat factory Working up a batch
            Working your Willy Wrapping my hand around my cock and blowing a load all over
            my mother Wrestling the alligator Wrestling the eel Wrestling the gator
            Wrestling the one-eyed monster Wrestling the purple-headed warrior Wrestling
            with Jimmy Wrestling with the bald champ Wrestling with the one-eyed superhero
            Wringing out your rope Wringing the weasel Wringing your thing Wringing your
            weasel Wrist aerobics Yahtzee Yank my Doodle (It's a Dandy) Yankin' it Yankin'
            your chain Yankin' your Franklin Yanking off Yanking the crank Yanking the
            doodle Yanking the yoyo Yanking your chain Yanking your crank Yanking your
            plank Yanking your Yoda Yogurt slinging Zipper Olympics Zygote spraying

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