Funny ways to tell sb. to p...s off

20.12.04, 20:29
Hey, I'm starting the same thread on the "Tlumaczenia" board, so no finger-pointing please... ;))

I was just thinking, maybe you guys know some funny ways to tell sb. to go away, beat it, in short: bugger off... ;)

I'll start with one I am particularly fond of: make like a tree (and leave)
A not so suave version of this expression was recently used in the Boondock Saints (something along the lines of: "Why don't you make like a tree and get the f..k outta here".. ;))

Funny... do you know any other? <lol> (not that I'm using those often... it's just a thought that I had...)
    • Gość: Soltys Kierdziolek Re: ways to tell sb. to p...s off IP: 207.61.17.* 20.12.04, 22:28
      rack off; scram; naff off; bite your bum; up the yard; hump off
      • jan.kulczyk Re: ways to tell sb. to p...s off 20.12.04, 23:17
        How about sth. funnier?

        An expression perhaps?

        ;))
        • Gość: axxolotl Re: ways to tell sb. to p...s off IP: *.marketscore.com / 216.148.244.* 21.12.04, 01:18
          Not really funny, but at my old place of work we used to tell each other
          something like this: that's enough from you already, why don't you go and
          disappear; or go and make yourself invisible.
        • deadeasy Re: ways to tell sb. to p...s off 21.12.04, 11:32
          On your bike.
    • Gość: Lola Re: Funny ways to tell sb. to p...s off IP: *.tnt34.sfo8.da.uu.net 21.12.04, 02:14
      Niezbyt eleganckie, ale jedno z moich ulubionych: You have me confused with
      somebody who gives a shit!

      Cheers,

      Lola



    • Gość: Lola Re: Funny ways to tell sb. to p...s off IP: *.tnt34.sfo8.da.uu.net 21.12.04, 05:32
      (Since I work with very sensitive instruments to detect proteins, or other
      biochemical bullcrap): " They haven't discovered an instrument sensitive enough
      to measure how much I don't care!".
      • jan.kulczyk Re: Funny ways to tell sb. to p...s off 21.12.04, 12:07
        Hey!

        That's a fine contribution you've made!!!
        I'm waiting for more...! ;))

        p.s. Lola, your "you got me confused with..." is really nice one! ;))
      • Gość: Lola Re: Funny ways to tell sb. to p...s off - Correcti IP: *.tnt35.sfo8.da.uu.net 21.12.04, 15:14
        • Gość: Lola Correction To my Correction IP: *.tnt35.sfo8.da.uu.net 21.12.04, 15:18
          Boy, it's too early and I haven't had my coffee yet...
          Anyway, it should be INVENTED, not "discovered".

          Cheers,

          Sleepy Lola
          • jan.kulczyk Re: Correction To my Correction 21.12.04, 20:32
            Still, this one's a bit lame. If an instrument isn't sensitive enough, it is actually incapable of measuring extremely low rather than high levels of whatever it's designed for ("how MUCH I don't care"). Perhaps "how little I care" would stand more to logic, but then again language and logic don't really match... ;)))
            • Gość: Soltys Kierdziolek Re: Correction To my Correction IP: 207.61.17.* 21.12.04, 21:28
              "stand more to logic" ???? Is this a Greenpoint idiom?
              • jan.kulczyk Re: Correction To my Correction 22.12.04, 02:55
                www.google.pl/search?hl=pl&q=%22stand+to+logic%22&btnG=Szukaj+z+Google&lr=
                No more bitterness for Xmassss!

                ;))

                Oh, and I'm some 6500 miles east of Greenpoint... Still, it wouldn't hurt to try their kielbasas. I heard they're fabulous!


                Be good!
                • jan.kulczyk Re: Correction To my Correction 22.12.04, 02:56
                  I KNEEW something was off!!!

                  West, I meant west!

                  Cowabungaaa!!
                  • jan.kulczyk Re: Correction To my Correction 22.12.04, 02:58
                    For Chrissakesssss.... you ARE gonna KILL ME....

                    It's east alright.

                    <lol>

                    Goodnightie...
                    • Gość: Lola Re: Correction To my Correction IP: *.tnt35.sfo8.da.uu.net 22.12.04, 10:10
                      Of course you are right, it should be "how little I care".

                      East, west, who cares!

                      Merry Christmas to everyone!!!
                • Gość: Soltys Kierdziolek Re: Correction To my Correction IP: 207.61.17.* 22.12.04, 14:32
                  Jasiu, Jasiu, Jasiu...you've missed the point.

                  Take off, eh!
                  • jan.kulczyk Re: Correction To my Correction 22.12.04, 20:21
                    Oh boy, do I get the feeling that someone's MISSED their vocation... <lol>

                    Take care!
                    • Gość: Soltys Kierdziolek Re: Correction To my Correction IP: 207.61.17.* 22.12.04, 20:51
                      Great come-back!
                      • jan.kulczyk Re: Correction To my Correction 23.12.04, 10:59
                        Thank you!

                        And a very merry Christmas to you! (and you all!)

                        BTW - the red one a few posts up is a link (clickable)
    • Gość: harry Re: Funny ways to tell sb. to p...s off IP: *.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl 22.12.04, 15:42
      make like a banana and split !!!
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