Sunday sermon.

[i.p.freely]

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis
to his Sunday sermon. With that thought in mind four worms were placed into
four seperate jars.

The first worm was placed into a jar of alcohol
The second worm; into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm; into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm; into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - ALIVE!!!!

What can you learn from this demonstration? - asked the Minister.

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have the worms.":))))

[fibin]

She must have been brunette or readhead for sure! But who knows about women
hair nowadays? Yesterday red, today blonde, tomorrow black or... white:)

A blonde again:)

[fibin]

A blond flips her car. A few minutes later a officer shows up and asks the
blond what happened. The blond says, "there was a tree in the middle of the
road, so I swerved to the right and there was another tree, so I swerved to the
left and there was another tree, so I swerved back to the to the right and
there was another tree, SO! I swerved back to the left and there was another
tree." The officer said,"ma'me, there isn't a tree around here for thirty
miles, that was your air freashner!"

[Gość: lilka]

ha ha ha ha - swietne !!!!

A cow and a bull:)

[fibin]

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some
research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or
one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk.
The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people
were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow
and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the
milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their
beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would
move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from
the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and
decided to ask the rabbi, who was very wise, what to do. They told the rabbi
what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If
he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the
front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the
other side." The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy
this cow from Minsk?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never
mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise rabbi," they
said. "How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?" The rabbi answered
sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."