A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis
to his Sunday sermon. With that thought in mind four worms were placed into
four seperate jars.
The first worm was placed into a jar of alcohol
The second worm; into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm; into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm; into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.
Third worm in sperm - dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - ALIVE!!!!
What can you learn from this demonstration? - asked the Minister.
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have the worms.":))))