namonik 23.01.03, 17:12 Almost on the daily basis I jump here to check for something worth talking. To my disappointment I can't find anything even remotely exciting. Forget any serious subject. Too heavy. But at least something funny. Please. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś Obserwuj wątek Podgląd Opublikuj
awalk Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 23.01.03, 18:07 namonik napisał: > Almost on the daily basis I jump here to check for something worth talking. > To my disappointment I can't find anything even remotely exciting. > Forget any serious subject. Too heavy. But at least something funny. > Please. Well, why don't you start something funny? Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
namonik Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 24.01.03, 06:39 awalk napisał: > Well, why don't you start something funny? I have no sense of humor. Help me out. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: awalk Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: *.warszawa.sdi.tpnet.pl 24.01.03, 07:07 namonik napisał: > awalk napisał: > > > Well, why don't you start something funny? > > I have no sense of humor. Help me out. Sorry, there is no cure for that. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: chickenShorts Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: *.abo.wanadoo.fr 24.01.03, 07:08 namonik napisał: > awalk napisał: > > > Well, why don't you start something funny? > > I have no sense of humor. Help me out.< Start with sense and we work from there... Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: great pretender Men pretend orgasm IP: *.poznan.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 25.01.03, 17:06 New temat Did any men out there ever pretend an orgasm? great pretender Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
saqqara Re:chickenshorts==> asshole 29.01.03, 15:30 interesting point of you.. it's not funny, believe me... Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
butter_fly Re:chickenshorts==> asshole 29.01.03, 22:10 Is namonik lost for - words? - sense - humour? Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
namonik Re:chickenshorts==> asshole 30.01.03, 00:31 butter_fly napisała: > Is namonik lost for > - words? Words I have aplenty > - sense (?) That'll be chickenshorts > - humour? YES, I told you so. My request of making this forum less boring was perfectly legitimate and not offensive. If it didn't make any sense then I am sorry and I wonder what would make sense. I stand by my comment that chickenshorts is an asshole. All I see here is how to translate this or that. There was one about korki z angla. I've gotta shoot myself in the head. Have fun somewhere else. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: erwas hey, rev IP: 12.96.204.* 30.01.03, 02:56 why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut... ...why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooon... (Kurt Vonnegut) Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: namonik Re: hey, rev IP: 130.94.106.* 30.01.03, 05:55 Gość portalu: erwas napisał(a): > > why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut... > ...why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooon... > > (Kurt Vonnegut) How do I know you didn't make it up? On the other hand I don't give a flying one. Ich bin ein berliner=I am a donut Ich bin berliner= I am a berliner (JFK) Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: erwas Re: hey, rev IP: 12.96.204.* 30.01.03, 06:54 Gość portalu: namonik napisał(a): > Gość portalu: erwas napisał(a): > > > > > why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut... > > ...why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooon... > > > > (Kurt Vonnegut) > > How do I know you didn't make it up? > On the other hand I don't give a flying one. > > Ich bin ein berliner=I am a donut > Ich bin berliner= I am a berliner > (JFK) Poland is (like) a donut, (...). (Pilsudski) Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
butter_fly Re:chickenshorts==> asshole 30.01.03, 09:38 namonik napisał: > > > Is namonik lost for > > - words? Words I have aplenty ==> dismissed - lack of evidence > > - sense (?) That'll be chickenshorts ==> dismissed - lack of evidence > > - humour? YES, I told you so. ===> approved - consequently namonik dismissed > > Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: MonkeyPie Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: *.nyc.rr.com 31.01.03, 21:29 Erwas, you have a reputation for being a bitter asshole but not for being stupid. I'm surprised that you would even entertain "great pretender" with a response to his incredibly dumb question concerning the male orgasm. Let him stand alone in his regard for faking orgasms, he is obviously a veteran at doing so, with or without a companion. Just wanted to give you a heads up. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: erwas Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: 12.96.204.* 31.01.03, 21:39 Gość portalu: MonkeyPie napisał(a): I'm surprised that you would even entertain "great pretender" with a > response to his incredibly dumb question ...but...I entertain YOU... ...and who is dumber than you? Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: dd Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: *.inetia.pl 30.01.03, 11:00 WOW! This is definitely the most interesting forum i've ever been on. Not! 20 people and nothing to talk about. No comments. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
butter_fly chances are... 30.01.03, 12:34 that those 20 (judging from the frequency) are terribly busy elsewhere doing some good things of some (hopefully)great importance. They might be dropping in just to unwind a bit, which, I gather, isn't too bad. Now, to change that you dd could come up with something that would capture their attention... Or you couldn't? regards butterfly Gość portalu: dd napisał(a): > WOW! This is definitely the most interesting forum i've ever been on. Not! > 20 people and nothing to talk about. No comments. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: pretender Re: chances are... IP: *.poznan.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 30.01.03, 14:14 so did any men pretened an orgasm or not? my colleague did once because he was bored (that is wat he said) Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: chickenShorts Re: chances are... IP: *.abo.wanadoo.fr 30.01.03, 15:51 Gość portalu: pretender napisał(a): > so did any men pretened an orgasm or not? my colleague did once because he was > bored (that is wat he said)< But which one, anal or penile induced?... orgasm, I mean, not the friend... (seeing you here straight after the 'asshole' bit, makes me wonder...) Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: great pretender Re: chances are... IP: *.poznan.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 30.01.03, 18:43 just normal penile(?!) Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: ewas Re: chances are... IP: 12.96.204.* 30.01.03, 19:54 Gość portalu: pretender napisał(a): > so did any men pretened an orgasm or not? my colleague did once because he was > bored (that is wat he said) was he alone at the time? Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: great pretender Re: chances are... IP: *.poznan.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 31.01.03, 08:37 of course not. Why pretend an orgasm on your own Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: erwas Re: chances are... IP: 12.96.204.* 31.01.03, 21:26 Gość portalu: great pretender napisał(a): > of course not. Why pretend an orgasm on your own who can say that this forum is not a rippin' site, eh? we are poised at the edge of momentous discovery here. why pretend an orgasm on your own? in the same class as one hand clapping, unwitnessed, in some lonely samosiejka, somewhere. but just to be linear, sequential, analytical, and left-hemispheric about this issue, let's find an anwser to this question. why pretend an orgasm on your own: 1. you have never yet had an orgasm, but you don't want you to know about it. 2. you have a headache, just want to go to sleep. 3. you ejaclate prematurely each time, and your cupped hand never gets to have any fun. 4. less mess. 5. you lie to yourself about everything else, why draw the line here. 6. practicing for when you have to public. 7. you are not called the great pretender for nothing. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: chickenShorts Re: chances are... IP: *.abo.wanadoo.fr 31.01.03, 22:49 erwas, you are my master... a koan solved! sound of one hand clapping? > wankers' paradise! Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: erwas Re: chances are... IP: 12.96.204.* 31.01.03, 23:45 Gość portalu: chickenShorts napisał(a): > erwas, you are my master... > > a koan solved! > sound of one hand clapping? > wankers' paradise! ah, yes. thanks for noticing. and now I clearly see that this is an all-purpose off- brain 2xkoan, with alchemical ref.s and heading for inclusion in New Tarot Pack, what with it's loaded and powerful items of Magick symbology, and by sleight of word, slipped in almost unnoticed, a faint implication of Polish Neo- Paganism, but not necessarily the Samoobrona-skin type, of course. not sure about the sufiwaffle at the end, and I clearly skipped Kundalini, didn't I. always try to be oikoumenecal, though. erwas Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: funguy Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: 130.94.107.* 02.02.03, 17:33 what makes you laugh? DOn't answer: jokes, sounds, travel, movie, dance, drink in the bar, evening walk. Do you really want it? Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
_helga HOW TO SURVIVE A BORING DATE 09.02.03, 05:44 It doesn't matter if you were setup with a scary monster or if he's the hottest guy ever, it will soon be obvious that you'll need other things to keep you entertained that evening. That is why I bring you a small list of things to keep you less bored during the date from hell. 1. Bring a picture of a much hotter mucho than the one you're out with and place it on the table occasionally holding it over his face pretending that's who you're on your date with. You may be just dreaming, but at least it will make things more fun. 2. This might seem rude at first but just keep repeating the phrase "Tetris is life" over and over and I'm sure he'll get the idea. 3. Not quite sure how this will make your date less boring but I'm sure it can't hurt. Perhaps sabotaging his food while he's in the bathroom might be good enough or at least make a nice mashed potato sculpture to surprise him when he gets back. 4. Just keep ordering lots and lots of pancakes and proceed to pile them one on top of the other. Then leave to go to the bathroom before the date is over and fail to return meaning he'll have to pay for all your pancake fun. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
buzi1 Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 09.02.03, 14:36 Let's go f#*#in mental!How about that? Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
chickenshorts Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 09.02.03, 14:55 OK, ladies first! Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
buzi1 Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 09.02.03, 16:14 Hey body! What do you mean 'ladies first'? Guys are likely to be as adventurous as women.Let's go crazy and do something unusual! Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
munde Not boring I hope... 10.02.03, 20:24 LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen". WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'" WOMEN'S HUMOR My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. A couple is lying in bed.. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: buzi Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: *.pm3-3.per.eftel.com 11.02.03, 12:37 Let's make up some gossips! Linda is a poofta. Pazura is a drug queen! How come some directors still cast them? They do low budget movies but anyway! Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
glory Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 11.02.03, 23:03 O NO!! FUCK ME DEATH! Please!! Linda is a poof! That can not be.! Where is my toilet? Im gonna pooke. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: namonik Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: 130.94.106.* 12.02.03, 01:10 Now I know. Eureka. Finally I've got it. In order to make this forum less boring one has to masturbate while typing. Oops! I am right-handed. Sticky. Goddamnit, not again. Sorry. I'll be back. dkjdfhow wlkJW KIJW SKNZ Z X SFLKEWmnlf.............................................. ..... Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
glory Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 12.02.03, 01:40 Since Pazura is a drug queen Im gonna have a good wank always before watching him on Tv. And I'm also getting more and more into womens clothing. Shit! What's happening to me? Ihave got my wife's g-strings on me! CEZARY-PLEASE HELP ME! Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: namonik Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: *.gen.twtelecom.net 12.02.03, 01:57 I'm not into a g-strings, but......... I take stockings and garter belt over a hose any day. How about high heels? I can't walk in them. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
glory Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 12.02.03, 02:03 High hills - o yeah-please I love it! Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: namonik Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring IP: 130.94.106.* 12.02.03, 04:06 A soulmate and a solemate. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
glory Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 12.02.03, 04:25 Yes I'm your soulmate ! Forever! Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
glory Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 12.02.03, 06:24 Namonik - Darling where are You ?. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
afffa Car Accident 13.02.03, 16:28 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
brookie Re: Car Accident 13.02.03, 17:20 Nice try! But the rest of the competitors must have gone to hell with their ideas. Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś
Gość: chickenShorts Re: Car Accident IP: *.abo.wanadoo.fr 14.02.03, 17:54 Accident by AFFA & MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them< And then you often hear: Smart women – avoid 'em like the plague! Dumb and pretty works better... Then again, you may hear that the variance in women's intelligence is extremely small. All women are about the same intelligence wise (right about at the population mean/average that is). While men's IQ differ enormously! from really dumb to really smart! And apparently it can be explained in terms of biology... For instance - the greater variance in male intelligence is similar to the greater variance in most male traits versus female traits. The reason has to do with the greater variance in reproductive success between the sexes. Females generally have as many children as they can physically have and so have very small reproductive variance. Males on the other hand could have 100 or zero children. The determining factor is male-male competition and female choice. Consequently, a male has more to gain by developing any sexual trait to its fullest. Females on the otherhand play it safe and develop what they need and no more. There is some evidence that intelligence development is dependent upon the individual's ability to deal with environmental stressed during ontogeny. Those individuals who cope best with developmental stresses can divert more energy into brain development... Hey Men!!! where are you? really dumb? or really smart? Who's first? Ready for a test? Dr chickenShorts' test?!? Warning: I can smell a bearded woman for a mile! Odpowiedz Link Zgłoś