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    Can anybody make this forum less boring

    23.01.03, 17:12
    Almost on the daily basis I jump here to check for something worth talking.
    To my disappointment I can't find anything even remotely exciting.
    Forget any serious subject. Too heavy. But at least something funny.
    Please.
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      • awalk Re: Can anybody make this forum less boring 23.01.03, 18:07
        namonik napisał:

        > Almost on the daily basis I jump here to check for something worth talking.
        > To my disappointment I can't find anything even remotely exciting.
        > Forget any serious subject. Too heavy. But at least something funny.
        > Please.

        Well, why don't you start something funny?
        • butter_fly chances are... 30.01.03, 12:34
          that those 20 (judging from the frequency) are terribly busy elsewhere doing
          some good things of some (hopefully)great importance. They might be dropping in
          just to unwind a bit, which, I gather, isn't too bad. Now, to change that you
          dd could come up with something that would capture their attention... Or you
          couldn't?

          regards
          butterfly

          Gość portalu: dd napisał(a):

          > WOW! This is definitely the most interesting forum i've ever been on. Not!
          > 20 people and nothing to talk about. No comments.
      • _helga HOW TO SURVIVE A BORING DATE 09.02.03, 05:44
        It doesn't matter if you were setup with a scary monster or if he's the hottest
        guy ever, it will soon be obvious that you'll need other things to keep you
        entertained that evening. That is why I bring you a small list of things to
        keep you less bored during the date from hell.

        1. Bring a picture of a much hotter mucho than the one you're out with and
        place it on the table occasionally holding it over his face pretending that's
        who you're on your date with. You may be just dreaming, but at least it will
        make things more fun.

        2. This might seem rude at first but just keep repeating the phrase "Tetris is
        life" over and over and I'm sure he'll get the idea.

        3. Not quite sure how this will make your date less boring but I'm sure it
        can't hurt. Perhaps sabotaging his food while he's in the bathroom might be
        good enough or at least make a nice mashed potato sculpture to surprise him
        when he gets back.

        4. Just keep ordering lots and lots of pancakes and proceed to pile them one on
        top of the other. Then leave to go to the bathroom before the date is over and
        fail to return meaning he'll have to pay for all your pancake fun.
            • munde Not boring I hope... 10.02.03, 20:24
              LOUD SEX:
              A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.
              every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out
              this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely
              natural. I don't see what the problem is." The problem is," she complained, "It
              wakes me up!"

              QUIET SEX:
              Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked
              his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me
              when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and
              replied, "You're never home!"

              CONFOUNDED SEX
              A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled
              and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine
              could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover
              the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would
              be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure
              he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with
              his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and
              explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man
              looking dejected. Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
              The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

              WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
              A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
              anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
              reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." Yeah," she replies, "When you die,
              I'm getting you a headstone reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

              WOMEN'S HUMOR
              My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This
              will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
              I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

              A couple is lying in bed.. The man says, "I am going to make you
              the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you





                        • afffa Car Accident 13.02.03, 16:28
                          A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one..

                          Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
                          are hurt.

                          After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
                          That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
                          nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
                          should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
                          our
                          days".

                          Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
                          must be a sign from God!"

                          The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car
                          is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
                          wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

                          Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
                          agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
                          woman.

                          The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
                          hands
                          it back to the man.

                          The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

                          The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....."

                          MORAL OF THE STORY:

                          Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them
                            • Gość: chickenShorts Re: Car Accident IP: *.abo.wanadoo.fr 14.02.03, 17:54
                              Accident by AFFA &
                              MORAL OF THE STORY:
                              Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them<

                              And then you often hear: Smart women – avoid 'em like the plague! Dumb and
                              pretty works better...

                              Then again, you may hear that the variance in women's intelligence is
                              extremely small. All women are about the same intelligence wise (right about at
                              the population mean/average that is). While men's IQ differ enormously! from
                              really dumb to really smart!

                              And apparently it can be explained in terms of biology... For instance - the
                              greater variance in male intelligence is similar to the greater variance in
                              most male traits versus female traits. The reason has to do with the greater
                              variance in reproductive success between the sexes. Females generally have as
                              many children as they can physically have and so have very small reproductive
                              variance. Males on the other hand could have 100 or zero children. The
                              determining factor is male-male competition and female choice.

                              Consequently, a male has more to gain by developing any sexual trait to its
                              fullest. Females on the otherhand play it safe and develop what they need and
                              no more. There is some evidence that intelligence development is dependent upon
                              the individual's ability to deal with environmental stressed during ontogeny.
                              Those individuals who cope best with developmental stresses can divert more
                              energy into brain development...


                              Hey Men!!! where are you? really dumb? or really smart?

                              Who's first? Ready for a test? Dr chickenShorts' test?!?

                              Warning: I can smell a bearded woman for a mile!

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