President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush, Rumsfeld
and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real
honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 24 million
Iraqis this time and one blonde sex-bomb with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a
blonde with big tits?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry
about the 24 million Iraqis!"
Rumsfeld (waking up):"Bomb? Whom I have to bomb?"