Sprawdź poziom swojego angielskiego :)

IP: *.lodz.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 05.05.02, 18:09

If you understand this conversation you are qualified to work in any
Far East country, even without knowing local language.
In any case, you will understand the above word by the end of the
conversation. Read aloud for best results.
"Tendjewberrymud" has been nominated for best email of 1999.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far
East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tendjewberrymud."

G : "You're welcome."














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    • ninna Re: Sprawdź poziom swojego angielskiego :) 05.05.02, 19:23
      Ha ha ha!!!!

      Ja przynajmniej rozumialam wszystko od poczatku... Hihihihihihihi....

      Ale itak nie rozumiem gdy Indyjczycy mowia po angielsku..

      • Gość: mch Re: Sprawdź poziom swojego angielskiego :) IP: *.pai.net.pl 05.05.02, 19:26
        A myślałem, że to ja mam kiepską wymowę :)
    • tica Re: Sprawdź poziom swojego angielskiego :) 05.05.02, 19:30
      czyli jednak opłaciło się chodzić do klasy angielskiej :)

      pozdrrr
    • geograf Re: Sprawdź poziom swojego angielskiego :) 05.05.02, 20:14
      Rozumiem!:)
      Tyle tylko, że moim zdaniem ten Pan(-i) z obsługi ma chyba wadę zgryzu.....
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        • Gość: kaha Re: ____________________________________I fuck you !!! IP: *.lodz.cvx.ppp.tpnet.pl 05.05.02, 20:37
          The same to you, you fuckin' pervert.
          • ninna Re: ____________________________________I fuck you !!! 05.05.02, 20:52
            Musze przyznac jedna rzecz... Ze tez mu sie chcialo....
            • geograf Re: ____________________________________I fuck you !!! 05.05.02, 20:58
              ninna napisał(a):

              > Musze przyznac jedna rzecz... Ze tez mu sie chcialo....

              a ja na to "kopiuj-wklej" i przede wszystkim:
              IGNOR :)))

              pozdrawiam:)
    • Gość: kasiaprim Re: Sprawdź poziom swojego angielskiego :) IP: *.pai.net.pl 05.05.02, 21:09
      Kaha- jestes wielka!
      Z tej samej półki, choc na innych bledach bazujący zestawik -mnie przyslany z
      Waszyngtonu-zalaczam:

      * HUMOR
      (Thanks to Steven M.)
      These announcements were found in our different synagogues newsletters and
      bulletins. Even spell check wouldn't have helped!...

      Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help.


      Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow.

      Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.

      For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs

      We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi
      and Mrs. Abe Weiss.

      Thursday at 5:00PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All women
      wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the rabbi in his private study.

      The ladies of Haddassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen
      in the basement on Tuesdays.

      A bean supper will be held Wed. even. in the community center. Music will follow.

      Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC. Please use the large double door
      at the side entrance.

      Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.

      Mrs. Glodblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

      The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah.

      Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.

      Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who are preparing for the
      girth of their first child.

      We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the
      sanctuary All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and
      get a piece of paper.

      If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!

      The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this
      week: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

    • ninna Re: Sprawdź poziom swojego angielskiego :) 06.05.02, 14:47
      Ten tez jest niezly:

      www.gazeta.pl/alfa/home.jsp?dzial=0511&forum=LODZ&wid=1517770&aid=1756370
      • Gość: kasiaprim Re: Sprawdź poziom swojego angielskiego :) IP: *.pai.net.pl 06.05.02, 18:20
        Slicznosci !
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