zamek
25.03.03, 09:10
Uważajcie - bedzie ostra jazda:
List od zarzadu pewnej miedzynarodowej instytucji do
polskich pracownikow:
=============
From: Headquarter
To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several
officials visiting our office in Poland that offensive
language is commonly used by our polish speaking staff.
Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors
and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the
following rules:
1.. Words like jebal to pies, kurewskie zycie, chuj
and other such expressions will not be tolerated or
used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how
heated a discussion may become.
2.. You will not say jebac when someone makes a
mistake, or pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone
being reprehended, or gówno when a major mistake has
been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srac
and jebac are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable
in our environment.
3.. No project manager, section head or
administrator under any circumstances will be referred
to as chujek, chuj, zajebaniec or debil.
4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to
as srac nor will persons who lack initiative be
referred to as chuj.
5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management
are not to be referred to as pierdoly.
6.. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is
persistent; do not add pojeb, if a colleague is going
through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must
not say zjebalismy to (refer to item 2) nor Wyjebiemy
sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you
must not say pocaluj mnie w dupe nor should you ever
substitute "May I help you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call
your elderly industrial partners kurewski dostawca.
9.. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a
relevant project is presented to you, nor should you
ever answer metrowy chuj ci w dupe when your assistance
is required.
10.. You should never call partner representatives
as zajebana swinia or kurewski debil.
11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be
discussed in terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie
bydle or chujowy pedal.
12.. Last but not least, after reading this note,
please do not say moga sobie tym podetrzec tylek! Just
keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
Thank you.
