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JEZUS ŻYJE!!!

IP: *.cdp.pl / 192.168.1.* 05.09.02, 19:03
Jezus powrócił na ziemię, żyje i jest w więzieniu w Warszawie.
Nazywa się Ryszard Matuszewski, naucza jogi i jest niewygodny politycznie dla
wszystkich w tym kraju za to, że naucza, mówi i czyni PRAWDĘ!


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    • ormond Re: JEZUS ŻYJE!!! 06.09.02, 04:05
      Daj wiecej informacji.

      > Jezus powrócił na ziemię, żyje i jest w więzieniu w Warszawie.
      > Nazywa się Ryszard Matuszewski, naucza jogi i jest niewygodny politycznie dla
      > wszystkich w tym kraju za to, że naucza, mówi i czyni PRAWDĘ!
      >
      >
      > Rabin
      >
        • ormond Re: JEZUS ŻYJE!!! 06.09.02, 15:28
          W tym miejscu nie moge sie powstrzymac przed podaniem slynnego dowcipu: Jezus
          byl Grekiem. Moze ktos sie skusi na jakies dowody, ze Jezus byl Polakiem...?

          Three proofs that Jesus was Greek:
          1. he went into his father's business
          2. he lived at home until age 33.
          3. he was sure his mother was a virgin,she was sure he was god.

          Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:
          1. he never got married
          2. he never held a steady job
          3. his last request was a drink

          Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
          1. his first name was Jesus
          2. he was always in trouble with the law
          3. his mother did not know who his father was

          Three proofs that Jesus was Italian
          1. he talked with his hands
          2. he had wine with every meal
          3. he worked in the building trades

          Three proofs that Jesus was English
          1. he dressed like shit
          2. he did not know the first thing about good food
          3. he was always looking for a fight

          Three proofs that Jesus was American
          1. he thought he had all the answers
          2. he thought it was trendy to wear flip flops
          3. he thought the sun shone out of his ass

          Three proofs that Jesus was black
          1. he called everybody brother
          2. he had no permanent address
          3. nobody would hire him

          Three proofs that Jesus was Californian
          1. he never cut his hair
          2. he walked around barefoot
          3. he invented a new religion
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