Testament Papieza

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Jan Pawel II napisal, ze Metropolita Krakowskí lub Rada Glowna Episkopatu
Polski moga wystosowac prosbe do Watykanu, aby jego grob byl w Krakowie.
Zadna prosba nie zostala wystosowana. Co mamy o tym myslec? Czy wlodarze
polskiego kosciola nie chcieli narazic sie Watykanowi?

[Gość: Pole]

Karol Wojtyla powinien zostac skremowany i pochowany zgodnie ze stara
slowianska tradycja, czyli na dnie kopca (takiego jak te pod Krakowem). Wczesni
Slowianie chowali zmarlych wraz z calym dobytkiem (w przypadku Wojtyly bedzie
to ksiazeczka do nabozenstwa), a tych zamoznych rowniez z najwierniejsza sluzba
i kochankami (w przypadku Wojtyly mozna by uzyc w tym celu Arcybiskupa
Dziwisza). To nie bajka, zalaczam mrozacy krew w zylach przekaz Ibn Fadlana,
pochodzacy z wczesnego sredniowiecza. Ibn Fadlan byl wyslannikiem kalifa z
Bagdadu do krajow nadwolzanskich (niestety nie znalazlem wersji polskiej):

§ 88. When the man of whom I have spoken died, his girl slaves were asked, "Who
will die with him?" One answered, "I." She was then put in the care of two
young women, who watched over her and accompanied her everywhere, to the point
that they occasionally washed her feet with their own hands. Garments were
being made for the deceased and all else was being readied of which he had
need. Meanwhile the slave drinks every day and sings, giving herself over to
pleasure.
§ 89. When the day arrived on which the man was to be cremated and the girl
with him, I went to the river on which was his ship. I saw that they had drawn
the ship onto the shore, and that they had erected four posts of birch wood and
other wood, and that around the ship was made a structure like great ship's
tents out of wood. Then they pulled the ship up until it was on this wooden
construction. Then they began to come and go and to speak words which I did not
understand, while the man was still in his grave and had not yet been brought
out. The tenth day, having drawn the ship up onto the river bank, they guarded
it. In the middle of the ship they prepared a dome or pavillion of wood and
covered this with various sorts of fabrics. Then they brought a couch and put
it on the ship and covered it with a mattress of Greek brocade. Then came an
old woman whom they call the Angel of Death, and she spread upon the couch the
furnishings mentioned. It is she who has charge of the clothes-making and
arranging all things, and it is she who kills the girl slave. I saw that she
was a strapping old woman, fat and louring.
When they came to the grave they removed the earth from above the wood, then
the wood, and took out the dead man clad in the garments in which he had died.
I saw that he had grown black from the cold of the country. They put
intoxicating drink, fruit, and a stringed instrument in the grave with him.
They removed all that. The dead man did not smell bad, and only his color had
changed. They dressed him in trousers, stockings, boots, a tunic, and caftan of
brocade with gold buttons. They put a hat of brocade and fur on him. Then they
carried him into the pavillion on the ship. They seated him on the mattress and
propped him up with cushions. They brought intoxicating drink, fruits, and
fragrant plants, which they put with him, then bread, meat, and onions, which
they placed before him. Then they brought a dog, which they cut in two and put
in the ship. Then they brought his weapons and placed them by his side. Then
they took two horses, ran them until they sweated, then cut them to pieces with
a sword and put them in the ship. Next they killed a rooster and a hen and
threw them in. The girl slave who wished to be killed went here and there and
into each of their tents, and the master of each tent had sexual intercourse
with her and said, "Tell your lord I have done this out of love for him."
§ 90. Friday afternoon they led the slave girl to a thing that they had made
which resembled a door frame. She placed her feet on the palms of the men and
they raised her up to overlook this frame. She spoke some words and they
lowered her again. A second time they rasied her up and she did again what she
had done; then they lowered her. They raised her a third time and she did as
she had done the two times before. Then they brought her a hen; she cut off the
head, which she threw away, and then they took the hen and put it in the ship.
I asked the interpreter what she had done. He answered, "The first time they
raised her she said, 'Behold, I see my father and mother.' The second time she
said, 'I see all my dead relatives seated.' The third time she said, 'I see my
master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men
and boy servants. He calls me. Take me to him.' " Now they took her to the
ship. She took off the two bracelets she was wearing and gave them both to the
old woman called the Angel of Death, who was to kill her; then she took off the
two finger rings which she was wearing and gave them to the two girls who had
served her and were the daughters of the woman called the Angel of Death. Then
they raised her onto the ship but they did not make her enter the pavillion.
The men came with shields and sticks. She was given a cup of intoxicating
drink; she sang at taking it and drank. The interpreter told me that she in
this fashion bade farewell to all her girl companions. Then she was given
another cup; she took it and sang for a long time while the old woman incited
her to drink up and go into the pavillion where her master lay. I saw that she
was distracted; she wanted to enter the pavillion but put her head between it
and the boat. Then the old woman siezed her head and made her enter the
pavillion and entered with her. Thereupon the men began to strike with the
sticks on the shields so that her cries could not be heard and the other slave
girls would not seek to escape death with their masters. Then six men went into
the pavillion and each had intercourse with the girl. Then they laid her at the
side of her master; two held her feet and two her hands; the old woman known as
the Angel of Death re-entered and looped a cord around her neck and gave the
crossed ends to the two men for them to pull. Then she approached her with a
broad-bladed dagger, which she plunged between her ribs repeatedly, and the men
strangled her with the cord until she was dead.
§ 91. Then the closest relative of the dead man, after they had placed the girl
whom they have killed beside her master, came, took a piece of wood which he
lighted at a fire, and walked backwards with the back of his head toward the
boat and his face turned toward the people, with one hand holding the kindled
stick and the other covering his anus, being completely naked, for the purpose
of setting fire to the wood that had been made ready beneath the ship. Then the
people came up with tinder and other fire wood, each holding a piece of wood of
which he had set fire to an end and which he put into the pile of wood beneath
the ship. Thereupon the flames engulfed the wood, then the ship, the pavillion,
the man, the girl, and everything in the ship. A powerful, fearful wind began
to blow so that the flames became fiercer and more intense.
§ 92. One of the Rus was at my side and I heard him speak to the interpreter,
who was present. I asked the interpreter what he said. He answered, "He
said, 'You Arabs are fools.' " "Why?" I asked him. He said, "You take the
people who are most dear to you and whom you honor most and put them into the
ground where insects and worms devour them. We burn him in a moment, so that he
enters Paradise at once." Then he began to laugh uproariously. When I asked why
he laughed, he said, "His Lord, for love of him, has sent the wind to bring him
away in an hour." And actually an hour had not passed before the ship, the
wood, the girl, and her master were nothing but cinders and ashes.

[Gość: KD]

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