Chyba sconam:)))

[millefiori]

Conan quotes:

"Earlier today, Judge Samuel Alito was confirmed as the United States 110th
Supreme Court Justice. President Bush congratulated Alito and said he hopes he
gets along with the other 109 judges."

"It was reported today that California Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggers'
re-election campaign is several hundred thousand dollars in debt. In other
words, there will be a "Terminator 4."

"This week in Amsterdam, a pharmacy is opening that will sell nothing but
medical marijuana. Which is great because up until now you could only buy pot
in Amsterdam at cafes, gas stations, and churches."

[millefiori]

Yesterday in California, a man set a new record for solving the Rubik's Cube by
completing the puzzle in 11.13 seconds. For his next challenge he's gonna see if
he can escape from the 1980s.

[millefiori]

Paris Hilton's in a lot of trouble after she allegedly called someone 'lazy
Mexican.' Paris said, 'I'm sorry, when I said that I was drunker than an Irishman.'"

[vaud]

millefiori napisała:

> Paris Hilton's in a lot of trouble after she allegedly called someone 'lazy
> Mexican.' Paris said, 'I'm sorry, when I said that I was drunker than an
Irishm
> an.'"

----> London Marritt ucieszyla sie ogromnie z tej ostatniej uwagi.

[vaud]

vaud napisała:

> millefiori napisała:
>
> > Paris Hilton's in a lot of trouble after she allegedly called someone 'la
> zy
> > Mexican.' Paris said, 'I'm sorry, when I said that I was drunker than an
> Irishm
> > an.'"
>
> ----> London Marritt ucieszyla sie ogromnie z tej ostatniej uwagi.

-----------> mialo byc: Marriott
>
>

[vaud]

millefiori napisała:

> Conan quotes:
>
> "Earlier today, Judge Samuel Alito was confirmed as the United States 110th
> Supreme Court Justice. President Bush congratulated Alito and said he hopes he
> gets along with the other 109 judges."

----> o taaak, beda sie razem bawic klockami...
>
> "It was reported today that California Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggers'
> re-election campaign is several hundred thousand dollars in debt. In other
> words, there will be a "Terminator 4."

-----> zdjeciadelko swiezutkie gubernatora dojrzalam w kolejce na kasy na
brukowcu. Sflaczaly ci on jak bgyby. Pomacha on sobie ciezarkami jezeli
Terminator 48932000.
>
> "This week in Amsterdam, a pharmacy is opening that will sell nothing but
> medical marijuana. Which is great because up until now you could only buy pot
> in Amsterdam at cafes, gas stations, and churches."
>
>
>
>
>

[millefiori]

Ogloszenie w The Economist:
"Bank for sale".
I 2 nr. telefonow.

[brezly]

:-)))) Moze sie jakis dowcipnis oglasza co chce lawke sprzedac, albo brzeg
rzeczulki.
CzescFiori :-))

[millefiori]

Czesc, Brezly:))) W piatek lece na druga zmiane do Oj:)

[brezly]

Wez rakiety sniezne.

[millefiori]

jednym slowem, nadszedl czas Platfusa?

[brezly]

Aha, a ja wlasnie wyczytalem tytul w pewnej gazecie z pl. ze "Konsolidacja pradu
sola w oku regulatora". I psotanowilem wziac sie za jaka prace, co cale jej
stado szczerzy kly i wyje. I te kly sa mi tez sola w oku, naruszonym zebem
czasu, ktory jak wiadomo najlepszym dentysta, bo dentysta to tez lekarz i tez
goi rany, wiec olejkiem gozdzikowym te sol w oku i jak mowia Niemcy "augen zu
und durch" czyli "Alleluja i do przodu", nokurdeno.

[millefiori]

A moze w tym oku to sol ziemi?

[viki2lav]

raczej gwozdz, programu, z ktorego zdjeto obraz

[brezly]

Bo ktos sie obrazil?

[vaud]

brezly napisał:

> Bo ktos sie obrazil?

----> obraza boska- swiatobliwe malowidlo

[brezly]

Nowa specjalizacja informatyczna - rozpoznawanie obrazen.
Acha i trza powolac nowe minsterstwo - Ministry of Offence.

[millefiori]

Obrazic kogos - wykonac portret srodkami artystycznymi (w oleju - najsolidniej i
najdrozej).
obrazony - odmalowany na portrecie (z dorobiona geba- czyt. gembou).

Na temat skonania

[brezly]

wiadomosci.gazeta.pl/wiadomosci/1,60935,3176480.html
Czy oni musza wszystko spieprzyc, co kiedys kto inny zrobil, te Usaki?