Po Sobocie...

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Rabin i jego zona sprzataja w mieszkaniu. Rabin natrafil na jakies dziwne
pudelko, ale zona zabronila mu tam zagladac. Kiedy nie bylo jej w domu, rabin
otworzyl pudelko i ku swojemu zdziwieniu zobaczyl tam 3 jajka i 2 tysiace
dolarow. Kiedy zona wrocila rabin przyznal sie, ze zajrzal do pudelka i
poprosil zony o wyjasnienie tej dziwnej zawartosci. Zona wyjasnia:
- Przez cale lata za ka¿dym razem gdy mia³e? kiepskie kazanie wk³ada³am do
tego pudelka jedno jajko...

-Na 20 lat s³u¿by tylko 3 kiepskie kazania to niez³y wynik- cieszy siך rabin.

¯ona kontynuuje:

-A za ka¿dym razem gdy uzbiera³am 12 jajek sprzedawa³am je za 1 dolara.

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Na jakim? miejskim spotkaniu rף¿nych osobisto?ci z miasta podano obiad:
szynka zapiekana z ziemniakami. Rabin Kohen odmawia krךc¹c z dezaprobat¹ g³ow¹
gdy kelner przynosi mu talerz. Odzywa siך mnich, ojciec Klemens:

-Rabinie Kohen, kiedy w koסcu zapominisz o tych g³upich regu³ach i zaczniesz
je?ז szynkך jak reszta z nas?

- Na twoim przyjךciu weselnym, ojcze Klemensie.- odpowiada rabin.

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... z Nowego Jorku.

www.nydailynews.com/front/story/247040p-211567c.html

Cross-dressed to kill

Cops say Rabbi's roomie was in beard & eye shadow


A cross-dressing, bearded Hasidic man wearing blue eye shadow and pink pumps was busted on charges of killing a 75-year-old rabbi who had taken him into his home, police said yesterday.

The alleged killer, Howard Goldstein, 47, had been living with the body of Rabbi Rahamin Sultan for five days when cops went to their Midwood apartment Tuesday afternoon, authorities said.



When Goldstein answered the door of the two-bedroom apartment on E. 19th St. around noon Tuesday, cops knew they were in for a bizarre case.

Goldstein was dressed in a gray blouse with a plunging neckline, dark slacks and pink high-heeled shoes, a police source said. His face was made up with bright red lipstick and blue eye shadow that clashed with his long beard, the source said.

"It's the craziest thing I've ever seen: a cross-dressing Hasidic killer," said the source. "He had a full face of makeup on - with a beard."

At first, Goldstein told cops he did not know where Sultan was, but a strong stench emanating from Apartment 1-C led them to a body in the living room.

The elderly man had been bludgeoned, stabbed and strangled, the police source said.

Goldstein confessed to the murder while being interrogated, saying he killed Sultan after the elderly man demanded his share of the rent, the source said.

"He was a beautiful man," a friend, Adele Scher, 85, said of Sultan, who was a regular at the Young Israel of Midwood Synagogue's senior center.

Shocked neighbors said Goldstein usually wore traditional clothing, a black suit and black hat, when he went out in public. But cops said he was obviously living a double life behind closed doors.

Investigators searched his bedroom and found pornographic photos of women ripped from magazines and plastered on the walls, the source said. They also found garbage and women's underwear on the floor and a scantily clad doll in a corner.

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