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epicene0 Guidelines for EURO 2012 fans in Poznan 03.02.11, 15:11

Guidelines for EURO 2012 fans coming to the Stadium Miejski in Poznan

Poznan’s city officials spent a whopping 700 million zlotys on rebuilding the stadium…now that is a lot of money. The city says it doesn’t have enough money to fund nurseries, pre-school, care for disabled children and the unemployed, but city officials did have almost a BILLION zlotys to revamp the city’s stadium…

City officials said: “We’re building this stadium for EVERYBODY! For EURO 2012! For families, so that parents can come with their KIDS! Everyone is welcome to enjoy football and to feel safe! This stadium was really your taxpayer’s money worth!”

Please keep these words in mind as you read on…

1) If you actually do decide to come to Poznan for EURO 2012, come and bring a lot of money that you can spend at the stadium, especially on food and beverages...we hear the catering company at the stadium HAS REALLY GOOD FOOD!

2) When buying tickets, remember, you can sit ANYWHERE you want. Really. It does not matter where you sit, after all…all fans are equal. Right?

3) If you come to support your country’s players, don’t forget to represent your country properly, you know, like you can wear clothes and hats with the colors of your country’s flag. That will be very patriotic and very much APPRECIATED by other fans!

4) Make sure you bring the KIDS along! They’ll love it! The atmosphere, the other fans, the whole bit. It’ll almost feel like home…

5) If the wife and kids go to the restroom and some other fan starts spitting at you, don’t worry! That’s NORMAL to be spat at, at least that’s what some fan club officials say, especially if you’re a MAN.

6) While you’re being spat at, the same fan may start PUSHING you around, telling you to “get the hell out of here!”. That’s normal too.

7) When the wife and kids come back and the wife tries to kind of help you out and ease the situation, well… she might be SPAT AT TOO!!! But listen, that’s also NORMAL BEHAVIOR! You’re at the Stadium Miejski in Poznan…that’s how they do things around here…

8) When you’ve all been PUSHED AROUND, SPAT AT and called a whole bunch of unprintable names…your kids are scared out of their wits and you’ve been pushed by a whole bunch of fans to the EXIT, well, you’ll know it’s time to go home.

9) Then you find out the fan doing the spitting and the one who THREW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY OUT OF THE CITY’S STADIUM is the local team’s fan club president.

10) When and if this happens to you, don’t expect to get any kind of support from city officials or those of the fan club, they’ll tell you that YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE GONE THERE WITH YOUR FAMILY IN THE FIRST PLACE! The stadium is for everybody, but that does not mean it’s for YOU!

Hopefully, this will make your visit to Poznan’s Stadium Miejski during EURO 2012 an experience you and your family will NEVER FORGET!

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maksiu110 Euro 2012 coraz bliżej, a tu kibic pluje na kib... 29.01.11, 14:06

Ten litar to półtora pedała. Bo tylko półtora pedała może napluc na kobietę...
- rockville Re: Euro 2012 coraz bliżej, a tu kibic pluje na k 29.01.11, 14:29
  
  maksiu110 napisał:
  
  > Ten litar to półtora pedała. Bo tylko półtora pedała może napluc na kobietę...
  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nie obrazaj pedalow, pedaly nie pluja na kobiety. Ten dresiarz ma wiele kompleksow i zaburzenia osobowosci, powinien byc skierowany do psychiatry i zobowiazany do spozywania tabletek (pod nadzorem).
jklimczuk Euro 2012 coraz bliżej, a tu kibic pluje na kib... 29.01.11, 15:17

Współczuję tym ludziom... Na nagraniu wyrażnie widać jak facet podchodzi do człowieka bogu ducha winnego i tylko czeka na pretekst, żeby mu dołożyć, tamten ma założone ręce, nawet nie przygotowuje się do ataku. Żal... Samiec przywódca stada pseudo- kiboli dowartościował się na oczach swojej wiernej trzódki...
trajkotek a co się dziwić? 29.01.11, 16:55

honor kibica = honor kmicica
- epicene0 Guidelines for EURO 2012 fans in Poznan 03.02.11, 15:11
  
  Guidelines for EURO 2012 fans coming to the Stadium Miejski in Poznan
  
  Poznan’s city officials spent a whopping 700 million zlotys on rebuilding the stadium…now that is a lot of money. The city says it doesn’t have enough money to fund nurseries, pre-school, care for disabled children and the unemployed, but city officials did have almost a BILLION zlotys to revamp the city’s stadium…
  
  City officials said: “We’re building this stadium for EVERYBODY! For EURO 2012! For families, so that parents can come with their KIDS! Everyone is welcome to enjoy football and to feel safe! This stadium was really your taxpayer’s money worth!”
  
  Please keep these words in mind as you read on…
  
  1) If you actually do decide to come to Poznan for EURO 2012, come and bring a lot of money that you can spend at the stadium, especially on food and beverages...we hear the catering company at the stadium HAS REALLY GOOD FOOD!
  
  2) When buying tickets, remember, you can sit ANYWHERE you want. Really. It does not matter where you sit, after all…all fans are equal. Right?
  
  3) If you come to support your country’s players, don’t forget to represent your country properly, you know, like you can wear clothes and hats with the colors of your country’s flag. That will be very patriotic and very much APPRECIATED by other fans!
  
  4) Make sure you bring the KIDS along! They’ll love it! The atmosphere, the other fans, the whole bit. It’ll almost feel like home…
  
  5) If the wife and kids go to the restroom and some other fan starts spitting at you, don’t worry! That’s NORMAL to be spat at, at least that’s what some fan club officials say, especially if you’re a MAN.
  
  6) While you’re being spat at, the same fan may start PUSHING you around, telling you to “get the hell out of here!”. That’s normal too.
  
  7) When the wife and kids come back and the wife tries to kind of help you out and ease the situation, well… she might be SPAT AT TOO!!! But listen, that’s also NORMAL BEHAVIOR! You’re at the Stadium Miejski in Poznan…that’s how they do things around here…
  
  8) When you’ve all been PUSHED AROUND, SPAT AT and called a whole bunch of unprintable names…your kids are scared out of their wits and you’ve been pushed by a whole bunch of fans to the EXIT, well, you’ll know it’s time to go home.
  
  9) Then you find out the fan doing the spitting and the one who THREW YOU AND YOUR FAMILY OUT OF THE CITY’S STADIUM is the local team’s fan club president.
  
  10) When and if this happens to you, don’t expect to get any kind of support from city officials or those of the fan club, they’ll tell you that YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE GONE THERE WITH YOUR FAMILY IN THE FIRST PLACE! The stadium is for everybody, but that does not mean it’s for YOU!
  
  Hopefully, this will make your visit to Poznan’s Stadium Miejski during EURO 2012 an experience you and your family will NEVER FORGET!

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