Yhyhy

[pierans]

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[pierans]

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[cyber_moose]

Larson rulez :-)))

[millefiori]

To bratanki juz cala galerie powklejaly?

[olo53]

Proszę mnie nie omijać.

[baloo]

Hyhy. Ten z oszczelano budo jest chyba najhyhyczniejszy ;o)

[millefiori]

To ja sie razjeszcze pytam> czy juz bratanki wkleily wszystko, czy tez mam
rozsylac tom 1?

[brezly]

Rozsylac rozsylac. Wszystkich nie wkleili. Nie ma "Lambini i synowie", nie
'Girogio Armani w domu", nie ma 'Einstein discovers that time is actually money'
etc.

Kto sie pisze na moje kolekcje Larsonow?

[brezly]

Zzipuje co mam i posle.

Yhyyyhyhy

[brezly]

Skidegodt, Egon!
wiadomosci.gazeta.pl/wiadomosci/1,60935,2511797.html

[ewakurz]

Jeszcze ja! jeszcze ja!

(w tle: podskakiwanie i wymachiwanie raczkami zza muru glow)

[brezly]

Siem robi

[anchan]

I ja, i ja.
Wczoraj wypchnęłam ślimaka (to tak żebyś się nie czuł wykorzystywany).

[brezly]

OK. I jeszcze cos dolaczam.

[anchan]

Uuuch, to jeszcze miętę albo dziurawiec na bolenie brzucha.
A taczki rdzewieją.

[pieranka]

www.ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=75224

[baloo]

www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=3795
hehehe

Larson

[baloo]

www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=6874

Stare, ale chichoce dalej:

[millefiori]

[millefiori]

For people who take life too seriously
>
> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
>
> 2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
>
> 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>
> 4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
>
> 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>
> 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>
> 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>
> 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>
> 9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
>
> 10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
>
> 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
> 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
>
> 13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
>
> 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
>
> 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
>
> 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>
> 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
>
> 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
>
> 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
>
> 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
>
> 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>
> 22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
>
> 23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
>
> 24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
>
> 25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked
> something.
>
> 26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
>
> 27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
>
> 28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
>
> 29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>
> 30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
>
> 31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>
> 32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
>
> 33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
>
> 34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
>
> 35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
>
> 36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what
happened.
>
> 37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
>
> 38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
>

[brezly]

millefiori napisała:

> For people who take life too seriously

Umarlem :-))))))

[anchan]

A ja wprowadzam w życie punkt 27.

[brezly]

Zawsze przeczuwalem 21, ale 6 mnie polozylo. 14 tez niczego sobie.

[millefiori]

19 i 25:)

[brezly]

36!!!

[millefiori]

Ech, juz to odczuwam:(.
I 38!

[brezly]

13 jest takie bardziej "zen".

Mhmmm, mam pomysl na napisanie czegos pod tytulem "Tao praw Murphyego" :-)

[millefiori]

13 praktykuje.

Zrob to!

[millefiori]

Zamiast Tao Zen na razie.
(W wersji talmudycznej)

> JEWISH ZEN
>
> 1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the
Wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with
such

> round shoulders.
>
> 2. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called,
> you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?
>
> 3. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
>
> 4. To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do
> the following: get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking?
>
> 5. Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind
> that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
>
> 6. If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
>
> 7. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and
> attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
>
> 8. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others.
The
> Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take
Sides. The Tao is not Jewish.
>
> 9. Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the
> second, satisfaction. With the third, Danish.
>
> 10. The Buddha taught that one should practice loving kindness to all
> sentient beings. Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient
> being who happens to be Jewish?
>
> 11. Be patient and achieve all things. Be impatient and achieve all
> things faster.
>
> 12. To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand
> flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has
ten

> thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.
>
> 13. Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?
>
> 14. Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then
> what do you have? Bupkes.

[brezly]

Nie lapie 9? Czemu Danish? Vanish?
Ogolnie :-))

[millefiori]

Tez nie zalapalam, wlasnie sprawdzam:)

[millefiori]

he term Danish can indicate:

* Danish pastry
* the Danish language
* "Danish tongue" is a synonym to the Old Norse language (3rd century - 15th
century), spoken in all of Scandinavia
* a citizen of Denmark
* a national of Denmark
* a belonging to the Danish nation
* in contemporary political debate sometimes ethnicity, excluding some or
all immigrants and their offspring
Albo pierwsze, albo ostatnie

[millefiori]

No obvious, ze 1, drozdzowka do herbatki!
Zacmienie totalne;

[brezly]

To w Am. danish pastry znaczy drozdzowke?

[millefiori]

Danish pastry - zgodnie z def.: ight sweet yeast-raised roll usually filled with
fruits or cheese - drożdzowka wypisz wymaluj, natomiast
Danish butter cookies to jak zwykle, maslane herbatniki;

[brezly]

Aha, bo mnie typiczne dunskie ciastko kojarzy z tako spiralko, oblano budyniem
albo duza iloscia lukru, z platkami migdalow i ew. marcepanem i niekoniecznie
drodzowym ale polfrancuskim bardziej. Obawiam sie ze mamy tu do czynienia z
przypadkiem "pierogow ruskich" :-)))

[pieranka]

A z tego setu 13!

[pieranka]

ja też 27!

[millefiori]

Powinnam zabrac zsie za 11 z drugiego setu:(

[baloo]

Nieno, niemogie ;oD

(choc troche mi wstyd, z powodu, ze 10)
;o)

[millefiori]

Question: WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY?
Answers:

1. He had only one major publication.

2. It was in Hebrew.

3. It had no references.

4. It was not published in a refereed journal.

5. Some even doubt He wrote it Himself.

6.It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?

7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.

9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.

10. When one experiment went awry He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample.

12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.

13. Some say He had His son teach the class.

14. He expelled His first two students for learning.

15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests.

16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

[baloo]

hyhyhy, niezle. Siemi przypomnial taki jeden dowcip, z broda jak sam Mojzesz
(co najmniej)

Izaak w synagodze skarzy sie Swemu Bogu :
- Panie Boze, klopot mam wielki i zmarwienie. Moj syn sie przechrzcil. Co
robic , Boze ?
Glos z gory odpowiada :
- Zrob to, co ja. Napisz Nowy Testament.

[millefiori]

They were foreigners: German, French and Hindu.
They asked them to create the sentence with words: green, pink and
yellow,
just to test their English.
That's what German guy said: - When I wake
up I
see yellow sun, green grass and I think to myself that will be
wonderful,
pink day.
The French guy said: -When I wake up I put my green pants,
yellow
socks and pink shirt.
And the Hindu as the last one: -When come back home I hear the
telephone
green green, so I pink up the phone and say: Yellow!