Watek budujacych pouczen II

[brezly]

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ECCENTRICS AND JOGGERS
IS THAT JOGGERS WEAR SWEATBANDS WHEN THEY RUN IN THE RAIN.

[kanuk]

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps,for he is the only animal that is
struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.

[brezly]

Wiekszosc biurokracji jest jak przydomowa oczyszczalnia sciekow (septic tank) -
najwieksze kawalki wyplywaja na gore.

[brezly]

IT TAKES GREATER CHARACTER TO CARRY OFF GOOD FORTUNE THAN BAD.
FRENCH PROVERB.

[kanuk]

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,including
the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

[brezly]

THE MORE POWERFUL THE METHOD, THE MORE CATASTROPHIC THE ERRORS.

[kanuk]

If a politician inches ahead in a poll, they think they're a ruler.

[mi_fiori]

Prawo Bella:
Gdy zanurzymy cialo w wodzie - dzwoni telefon.

[kanuk]

The greatest mistery is not that we have been flung at random between the
profusion of matter and of the stars,but that within this prison we can draw
from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.

[brezly]

IF YOU GIVE A BOY AND A PIG EVERYTHING THEY WANT,
YOU'LL GET A BAD BOY AND A GOOD PIG.

[millefiori]

O, tak...

[brezly]

LAW OF COMPENSATION:
NO CALCULATION IS EVER A COMPLETE FAILURE; IT
CAN ALWAYS SERVE AS A BAD EXAMPLE.

[vaud]

brezly napisał:

> IF YOU GIVE A BOY AND A PIG EVERYTHING THEY WANT,
> YOU'LL GET A BAD BOY AND A GOOD PIG.

----> dzieki Brezly. Bede sie smiala przez caly dzien! :-))))))))))

Pouczenie dziewiarskie

[vaud]

Przeczytane na zderzaku przed- jadacego auta:


"Save a life - don't knit when you drive!"

[kanuk]

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them.
My mother cleans them. -Rita Rudner

[brezly]

kanuk napisał:

> Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them.
> My mother cleans them. -Rita Rudner

Yhyhyhyhy:-) A styjek Arnie je opodatkowuje?

[millefiori]

A doktor Ruth terapie odprawia?

[kanuk]

Szedlem ulica w okularach przepisanych przez lekarza, kiedy recepta ulegla
przedawnieniu -Steven Wright

[brezly]

PETER'S GOLDEN RULE:

THOSE WITH THE GOLD MAKE THE RULES.

[brezly]

GOOD SENSE ABOUT TRIVIALITIES IS BETTER THAN NONSENSE
ABOUT THINGS THAT MATTER

[brezly]

Jesli to nie jest prawda, jest to dobrze wymyslone

Kolejna madrosc z komputra

[brezly]

"Czasy sie zmieniaja. W Biblii, jezeli osiol przemowil, uwazano to za cud".