BD

[kylie1]

My husband's bd today. How would you like to get one of these in the mail:


"How old does this make you? Do you now qualify for some government stuff?
Better check it out.

Pretty soon (if not now) you're going to get preferential treatment at
clinics, bus stops, Wal Mart...Not to mention special discounts on Bum cream,
dinner before 5:00 places, orthopedic athletic wear, special underwear for
droopy testicles...etc.

You will also note that your wallet thickness increases by double due to
prescriptions, coupons, and maps of how to get home. Don't sit too long on
this type of wallet, it leads to back problems.

Have a great day and take a few naps".


I thought it was the best birthday greeting I have ever seen in my whole life!


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