The SIMPSONS

[maedma]

Czy ktoś lubi te bajki, bo ja uwielbiam.
skąd zdobyć filmy?
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[Gość: *]

Mhhhhh donuts...:)

[nancyboy]

Ay carramba!

[nancyboy]

Mój ulubiony odcinek (chociaż akurat z humorem niewiele ma wspólnego) te ten, w
którym Lisa zakochuje się w zastępcy pani Hoover. A już "szczytowy" moment, to
ten, w którym pani Hoover pyta zirytowana klasę:
- What did he teach you at all???
A Lisa ze łzami w oczach odpowiada:
- That the life is worth living...
i wybiega z klasy.

Ale oczywiście the Simpsons to kopalnia znakomitych gagów.

[Gość: anomander.rake]

Fajna bajka, niestety nie wiem gdzie ja zdobyć :(. Szkoda ze przestali ja
emitowac:(

[doktor_kidler]

D'oh!

[maedma]

ja najbardziej lubię odcinek o niani złodziejce.

[Gość: Grylzdyl Fataan]

Mam w domu kasetę VHS zgraną z telewizji i nie oglądałem już jej z pięć lat
chyba. Wpadnij to Ci pożyczę za 20 złotych (to żart oczywiście).

Excellent...

Tak, Panie Fataan...

[Gość: Dr_Agon]

Ja zapamiętałem na całe życie taki fragment:
Bart Simpson dostaje od kogoś w prezencie broń palną. (Nie pamiętam jaki
rodzaj). Pyta uradowany: "I będę mógł strzelać nabojami z cyjankiem?!"
"Oczywiście, gwarantuje ci to Konstytucja."
I jeszcze odcinek "halloweenowy". Na samym początku cmentarz i zbliżenie
nagrobka z epitafium ;-) "Loose weight, ask me how".

[Gość: maedma]

a pamięta ktoś jak Homer zrobił z tostera wehikuł czasu?

[bazyliszek4]

www.theflashgames.com/homer_simpson_soundboard-swf.html

[worfff]

D`oh! Od wielu lat mam ustawione w kolejnych Outlookach okrzyk Homera: "The
mail! The mail is here! Wow!"

[Gość: tatiana]

A pamietacie zdania pisane przez Barta na tablicy????
ja je kocham:

These are the collected writings of the Simpsons from the chalkboard exercises
that Bart writes during the opening credits.
I will not carve gods.
I will not spank others.
I will not aim for the head.
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
I will not conduct my own fire drills.
Funny noises are not funny.
I will not snap bras.
I will not fake seizures.
This punishment is not boring and pointless.
My name is not Dr. Death.
I will not defame New Orleans.
I will not prescribe medication.
I will not bury the new kid.
I will not teach others to fly.
I will not bring sheep to class.
A burp is not an answer.
Teacher is not a leper.
Coffee is not for kids.
I will not eat things for money.
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
I will not call the principal "spud head".
Goldfish don't bounce.
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
No one is interested in my underpants.
I will not sell miracle cures.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I do not have diplomatic immunity.
I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
I will never win an emmy.
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
I am not deliciously saucy.
Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
There are plenty of businesses like show business.
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I did not see Elvis.
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
Garlic gum is not funny.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not fake my way through life.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not Xerox my butt.
It's potato, not potatoe.
I will not trade pants with others.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not sell school property.
I will not burp in class.
I will not cut corners.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not show off.
I will not sleep through my education.
I am not a dentist.
Spitwads are not free speech.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
High explosives and school don't mix.
I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
I will not squeak chalk.
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
I will not torment the emotionally frail.

fajny watek:)

[mundek28]

I am so smart
I am so smart
S M R T
I mean S M A R T

Kiedys ogladalem Simpsonow, ale od sezonu 9 serial zaczal schodzic na psy i z
tego powodu przestalem go sledzic .

[tony_84]

maedma napisał:

> skąd zdobyć filmy?

Najpierw musisz mieć program do pobierania plików typu torrent, np. BitLord, lub
Azureus. Instalujesz go, a potem zaglądasz tutaj:
ts.searching.com/search.asp?h=&query=simpsons&submit.x=0&submit.y=0
I wybierasz co Cię interesuje;)

PS
Pobieranie plików chronionych przez prawa autorskie poprzez sieci P2P jest
niecałkiem legalne w tym kraju;)

[Gość: znajoma]

Zawsze od poniedzialku do piatku o 18-tej leca na Pro7,ale w jezyku niemieckim.
W soboty rowniwz ale o 17:30