Po angielsku...

[the_dzidka]

Niestety, nie mam do tego linka, żebyście mogli posłuchać - efekt jest
lepszy. Ale jeśli ktoś chce, mogę podesłać pliczek w Wordzie.

At London airports, 2 genial guys organized the following "incredible" joke:
they wrote some fake names on a paper sheet and asked to the information desk
if it was possible to call them at the loudspeaker.
To be more credible, they were dressed like taxi chauffers and presented
themselves to the counter 45 minutes after the landing of an international
flight of Pakistan Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways pretending that they
didn't meet their clients.
At the same time, their accomplice was close to the loudspeakers to record
the information desk employee pronunciation.
After the fifth message, Police understood it was a joke and kicked them out
of the airport. The last message that you will find below was recorded at
Gatwick.
Try to pronounce them by yourself:

Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed: I hate this fucking job, and I will
be fired.
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodi: I‘ve been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest: I need a piss quick, and my legs are
crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet: Oo-ah, that feels better and now I
need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted: My colleague just farted, and
left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee: Still, I got my own bath and took
a piss in his tea

pidżyn

[magda_s4]

Aż mi się wierzyć nie chce :-) Trzeba by wykombinować cuś takiego po polsku :-)

[Gość: piecyk gazowy]

Ja mam epmetrójeczkę! :-)

[otreb]

Czy mozna prosic o wyslanie na gazetowa skrzynke?

[Gość: piecyk gazowy]

To zależy, bo się właśnie intensywnie zastanawiam, czy aby na pewno mam TO! :-)

Ja mogę wysłać

[the_dzidka]

Potrzebne głośniczki.

[otreb]

A wiec poprosze :) O glosniczki zatroszcze sie samodzielnie ;)

Poproszę na skrzynkę (n/t)

[magda_s4]

Otreb, magda - doszło? (n/t)

[the_dzidka]

Ja tez poprosze!!:)

[pstosia]

[otreb]

Hm, odpisuje pozno, bo nie mialem dostepu do netu, ale doszlo, dziekuje :))))

[pandora_]

Patient: Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck up my ass!
Doctor: Well, I have some cream for that.

Ponoc najsmieszniejszy dowcip w Nowej Zelandii:)

[ugo]

There was a Chinese guy sitting in a bar drinking beer when a man by the
name of Goldberg strolls in and takes a seat a few stools down. He orders
a couple of beers and keeps looking at the Chinese guy getting madder and
madder till he gets up and belts him one. The Chinese guy looks confused
and says, "Hey, Man! What did you do that for?" Goldberg states, "That's
for bombing Pearl Harbor!" The Chinese guy says, "Bombing Pearl Harbor!
The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, I'm Chinese!" Goldberg shrugs, "Chinese,
Japanese, they're all the same to me." Then they took their seats and
continue to drink beer. The Chinese guy is looking at Goldberg getting
madder and madder. He then gets up and belts him one.Goldberg looks
surprised and says, "Hey, Man! What did you do that for?" The Chinese guy
then says, "That's for sinking the Titanic!" Goldberg says, "Sinking the
Titanic! An iceberg sunk the Titanic!" The Chinese guy shrugs and says,
"Iceberg, Goldberg, they're all the same to me."