The Human Race is Doomed.....

[Gość: LilSnake]

Zobaczcie, jak niektore firmy z ludzi robia idiotow. Mam to tylko po angielsku. Ale naprawde dobre!

In case you needed further proof that the human race
> >is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label
> >instructions on consumer goods.
> >
> >On a Sear's hairdryer:
> >...Do not use while sleeping.
> >(damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
> >
> >On a bag of Fritos:
> >...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
> >inside. (the shoplifter special?)
> >
> >On a bar of Dial soap:
> >"Directions: Use like regular soap."
> >(and that would be how???....)
> >
> >On some Swanson frozen dinners:
> >"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
> >(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
> >
> >On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
> >"Do not turn upside down."
> >(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
> >
> >On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> >"Product will be hot after heating."
> >(...and you thought????...)
> >
> >On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
> >"Do not iron clothes on body."
> >(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
> >
> >On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
> >"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
> >medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
> >construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds
> >with head-colds off those forklifts.)
> >
> >On Nytol Sleep Aid:
> >"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> >(and...I'm taking this because???....)
> >
> >On most brands of Christmas lights:
> >"For indoor or outdoor use only."
> >(as opposed to...what?)
> >
> >On a Japanese food processor:
> >"Not to be used for the other use."
> >(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
> >
> >On Sainsbury's peanuts:
> >"Warning: contains nuts."
> >(talk about a news flash)
> >
> >On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> >"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
> >(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> >
> >On a child's superman costume:
> >"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
> >(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
> >this one.)
> >
> >On a Swedish chainsaw:
> >"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
> >(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>
> >Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
> >the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a
> >smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to
> >everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.