Save Me Dannii Minogue!!!

[marbled]

At a recent 'gig' at a UK water park, whilst 'performing' she spotted a boat
capsize in a nearby lake and a man fall overboard. In a panic she started
pointing at the boat, a 13 year old fan in the audience said it was rather
strange and she thought Dannii had changed her dance routine, so all the kids
started pointing back at her to join in!! Luckily life guards were on the
scene and also spotted the incident and no harm was done. A relieved Dannii
afterwards said she got so scared and just wanted to stop singing and
shout "HELP SAVE THAT MAN!!" ... was there a problem with the microphone
Dannii?? ))

[vulture]

I think the man jumped into the water when she started singing.

[marbled]

vulture napisał:

>
> I think the man jumped into the water when she started singing.
>
>
"Save yourselves!!!" )

[vulture]

Maybe she thought the man was waving to her... there is a poem, "Not Waving But
Drowning" by Stevie Smith. By the way, Procol Harum recorded a track based on
that poem, "For Liquorice John". And now, Dannii's taking over. Good art has
its rights.

[marbled]

vulture napisał:

> Maybe she thought the man was waving to her... there is a poem, "Not Waving
But
>
> Drowning" by Stevie Smith. By the way, Procol Harum recorded a track based on
> that poem, "For Liquorice John". And now, Dannii's taking over. Good art has
> its rights.

Also "Lifeguard Sleeping Girl Drowning" by Morrissey, it sounds like he was
influenced by the poem too.

Save Me From Dannii Minogue!!!

[vulture]

Damn it, I had no idea Dannii was so educated. Gosh, I must start reading her
lyrics carefully. Maybe she is not as good as Phil Collins or Bonnie Tyler
(yet), but I hope she will find her way soon. She's extremely gifted, isn't
she...

[madee1]

Vulti, did you just die and go to heaven?

This is the most entertaining story i've heard in a long time

[vulture]

I think that was the only reason to place Dannii Minogue here. Her art is so
outstanding, so distinguished and unusual that not many people are able to face
what such a conspicuous artist can do. Especially the people who write here
seem very shallow and they cannot appreciate Dannii's music. Shame, istn't it?

[xamel]

Vulture, don't U forget to write: Beata is zajebisty?????

[vulture]

xamel napisał:

> Vulture, don't U forget to write: Beata is zajebisty?????

How dare you?! You twat! You cannot compare Dannii to Beata! Beata is a BIGGER
star than Dannii... much, much bigger...

[xamel]

vulture napisał:

> xamel napisał:
>
> > Vulture, don't U forget to write: Beata is zajebisty?????
>
> How dare you?! You twat! You cannot compare Dannii to Beata! Beata is a
BIGGER
> star than Dannii... much, much bigger...
and heavier & taller & zajebisty ???

[vulture]

much more zajebisty than you think

Best Lyrics EVER?!!!

[marbled]

vulture napisał:

> Damn it, I had no idea Dannii was so educated. Gosh, I must start reading her
> lyrics carefully. Maybe she is not as good as Phil Collins or Bonnie Tyler
> (yet), but I hope she will find her way soon. She's extremely gifted, isn't
> she...
>
Vulture, with such love of Phil and Bonnie I know you must be an extremely busy
man...(anything good on tv at the moment? ) ) so I found a classic, educated,
soul destroyingly beautiful, enchanted, inspired lyric by the divine
Dannii...enjoy ))
www.absolutelyric.com/a/view/Dannii_Minogue/Coconut/

[vulture]

Hmmm. I must say that's quite a novelty in all the theories of modern
literature, but take a look at this bit, to me it seems even better...

www.lyricsdepot.com/dannii-minogue/all-i-wanna-do.html

[marbled]

vulture napisał:

> Hmmm. I must say that's quite a novelty in all the theories of modern
> literature, but take a look at this bit, to me it seems even better...
>

I am stunned, there is only one thing left to do, I must go and enroll on a
literature course! I name today DanniiDay in respect )

DANNII DAY

[vulture]

A great idea! Let's start celebrating now! Where's my beer?!

Dannii Uni..

[marbled]

WOW, what a busy shopping trip, enrolled at university on a literatue course,
and brought the essential summer preperations..Charlotte Bronte, Edgar Rice
Burroughs, Lewis Carroll, Charles Dickens, Arthur Conan Doyle, Jack London,
Dannii Minogue, William Shakespeare, Leo Tolstoy, Mark Twain ))

a course on Dannii

[vulture]

I think this course is called "Narrative Strategies In Dannii Minogue's
Selected Works" with an emphazis on her new dance routine.

[madee1]

I think Marbled is in a dire need to hear one of Vulture's compilations. Be
careful, Marbled, cause afterwards nothing is ever the same again...

Yes, yes a compilation CD for Marbled

[vulture]

Madee, it's a joly good idea, erm...
Marbled, did you ever hear any of these tracks?

1. LIL’ KIM featuring PHIL COLLINS In The Air Tonite
2. BONNIE TYLER I Still haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
3. SEPULTURA & LUCIANO PAVAROTTI Roots Bloody Roots
4. BRITNEY SPEARS (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
5. CELINE DION I Drove All Night
6. JOE LYNN TURNER & GLENN HUGHES Smoke On The Water (Unplugged)
7. OZZY OSBOURNE & MISS PIGGY Born To Be Wild
8. KIM WILDE Born To Be Wild
9. ROBERT PLANT & QUEEN Innuendo (live 1991)
10. EDITH PIAF La Foule (Remix)
11. BONNIE TYLER Against All Odds
12. OZZY OSBOURNE & DWEEZIL ZAPPA Staying Alive