...You don't know Jack !!!

[Gość: tomboyyz]

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know
Jack".

Now, you can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep
Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple
produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,
Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she
wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

[Gość: onlyania]

Hi,
Ik weet niet wat je bedoel..........
Wie is die Jack
Ik ken hem niet........

[Gość: Sławek]

He, he.. Hey Beavis !! He said "shit" ! He, he..

[Gość: soso]

Doskonale choc z pogranicza dobrego smaku.

Teraz cos lagodniejszego:

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During
the welcoming ceremony the boss says to them, "You're all part of our
team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company
canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not trouble anyone.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our
cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals claimed that they had no knowledge at all, of the missing
cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals demands,
"Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals snaps,
"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and
Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, but you had to go and
eat the cleaner!"

[Gość: onlyania]

Oooo
Ik zou graag een beetje van mijn bass proeven.........

[Gość: soso]

Onlyania, jej forstå dig men du er ikke dansk. Er du svensk?
Med venlig hilsen,

soso

Måske forstå du min nick alså nu!

[Gość: onlyania]

Spijtig genoeg maar Svensk spreek ik niet.

[Gość: tomboyyz]

No fair I started this tread in English....

[Gość: onlyania]

Wat doe je in Belgie?

[Gość: soso]

30 years after:


A father and his son are walking the Manhattan streets. Suddenly the father
stops at a vacant lot, takes a deep breath and tells his son:
"To think that at one time here on this very lot stood the Twin Towers."
The son looks at his father and asked: "Dad, what are the Twin Towers?"
Father says: "My dear son, the Twin Towers were two tremendously tall buildings
with lots of offices, that were the heart of the United States, but approx 31
years ago, some Arabs destroyed the buildings."
The boy then thought for a minute and then asked his father : " Daddy, what
are Arabs? "

do soso

[Gość: ana]

gruezi,
Ciekawy powojenny scenariusz!
:)

Arabs

[Gość: tomboyyz]

That is bad...

[Gość: rojza]

Gość portalu: onlyania napisał(a):

> Wat doe je in Belgie?

Broni Europe przed muzulmanami.

what?

[Gość: tomboyyz]

What was all that? Someone ask me if I'm in Belgium???


Gość portalu: rojza napisał(a):

> Gość portalu: onlyania napisał(a):
>
> > Wat doe je in Belgie?
>
> Broni Europe przed muzulmanami.

Polite pls

[Gość: G.Bardic]

Does anyone know it is not nice to write in another language then the one the
thread starts in?

[Gość: onlyania]

I don't know..........